Chocolatey is online

Chocolatey: idk i just feel like she's akways being passive aggressivr

Chocolatey: WAIT THIS ISN'T DMS

Party Hat is online

Party Hat: ooh spill the tea

Chocolatey: nah i feel likr i'll be hurting someone's feelings

Party Hat: at least give me a hint? anyone in this gc?

Chocolatey: uhhhhh yeah

Shieldy is online

Shieldy: is it Slurpy?

Party Hat: lol

Chocolatey: no but it's someone who types in proper sentences

Chocolatey: unlike us barbarians

Popsicley is online

Popsicley: oh wait was this meant for me?

Chocolatey: yeah

Party Hat: oh you must know then, Popsicley!

Shieldy: spill pls

Chocolatey: wait i don't want to hurt anyone's feelings though

Popsicley: well it's not like she's ever really active here

Popsicley: it'll probably get buried and she won't see it

Pear is online

Pear: You guys better not be talking about me!!

Chocolatey: nah we're talking about someone else

Pear: Oh

Pear: But if you have gossip, I'm def all ears

Pear: Spill, girl

Popsicley: we're actually talking about Princess Diamond

Shieldy: :0

Chocolatey: wait don't get the wrong idea hold on

Pear: THE Princess Diamond???

Chocolatey: waitwaitwiat

Party Hat: wait how is she passive aggressive?

Chocolatey: i can explain

Pear: wait you're telling me PRINCESS DIAMOND is in this group chat??

Shieldy: yeah we're friends :)

Pear: WHAT

Chocolatey: GUYS LET ME EXPLAIN

Pear: yes please explain how Princess Diamond, who is IN THIS GROUP CHAT, is passive aggressive

Popsicley: lol chill

Pear: btw Shieldy I expect to hear how you and Princess Diamond could possibly be friends

Shieldy: 👍

Chocolatey: i don't think she's passive aggressive it's just the way she types just sounds so stiff? idk

Party Hat: like how she always has proper grammar right

Chocolatey: yeah

Pear: Okay but she's a princess??? She kinda has to

Chocolatey: ik ik but like

Chocolatey: i'm used to seeing things like this where we just type whatever

Chocolatey: but like whenever i see someone using all that proper stuff i just feel like. idk how to say it uh

Pear: Inferior?

Chocolatey: i guess? more like i don't belong or something

Shieldy: aw :(

Popsicley: you mean out of your league?

Chocolatey: yeah i think that's the word

Chocolatey: it's not like i dislike her or anytging Princess Diamond's really cool

Chocolatey: i just?? wish she's talk more casually? Idk

Party Hat: I'm sorry to hear that Chocolatey :(

Pear: Okay but she's not going to change for you so you should just get over it

Popsicley: remind me again why you're here

Chocolatey: i don't want her to chamge either!! it was just something that i wanted to talk about

Chocolatey: PRIVATELY, mind you

Chocolatey: it doesn't really matter though it's not a big deal

Popsicley: okay time to bury this

Party Hat: a

Party Hat: a

Popsicley: a

Pear: No hang on

Chocolatey: a

Party Hat: oh wait what is it Pear?

Pear: I still need to hear why Princess Diamond is here in the first place

Shieldy: Oh yeah!

Shieldy: okay so remember the second episode? video game challenge?

Pear: oh yeah, I hated that

Popsicley: I hope you can sense my eye roll from beyond the screen

Pear: Don't care.

Shieldy: okay turns out that Princess Diamond was kidnapped by this hacker dude and we had to save her

Shieldy: so yknow :)

Pear: Wow

Party Hat: It was pretty cool! I died at the end but Shieldy took him down single-handedly!

Shieldy: yeah i'm just that cool B)

Pear: Okay well if this conversation is over I'm going offline

Shieldy: bye!! :)

Pear is offline

Popsicley: I think I'm gonna dip too

Chocolatey: yeah same

Chocolatey, Party Hat, Popsicley, and Shieldy are offline

-a few hours later-

Princess Diamond is online

Princess Diamond: I'm sorry to hear my formal nature is causing you discomfort, Chocolatey. Is there anything I can reasonably adjust to accommodate for you?

Chocolatey is online

Chocolatey: UH

Chocolatey: nono it's all good!! you don't need to change anything

Shieldy is online

Shieldy: hi Princess Diamond!!

Princess Diamond: Hello Shieldy, it's a pleasure to talk to you. Fortunately I have completed my duties for today, so there's no need to worry about my schedule.

Shieldy: cool

Princess Diamond: And Chocolatey, I insist. I am also aware of the difference in our mannerisms and would appreciate it if you could tell me what I can do to overcome them.

Chocolatey: oh geez this is awkward

Boat is online

Boat: What's going on?

Shieldy: scroll up

Chocolatey: i'm serious though, you don't need to change anything

Princess Diamond: I see.

Boat: hey doesn't Slurpy also use complete sentences?

Chocolatey: yeah but i'm more,, used to Slurpy? idk

Princess Diamond: So it's a matter of how often we talk? I can't guarantee anything, but I will make an effort to be more talkative here.

Boat: oh!! Something I do is use emoticons, like this :]

Boat: it can really change the tone of a message

Chocolatey: oh yeah i guess that's sonething you can do? you don't have to tho

Princess Diamond: This? :]

Boat: yeah! :) is actually more common, but you can use whatever you like

Party Hat is online

Party Hat: Alternatively

Party Hat: (:

Chocolatey: NO THAT'S CURSED

Boat: Party Hat please

Shieldy: oh wow that looks strange

Party Hat: I know!! Pretty weird

Princess Diamond: Back on topic, please. When do I use these emoticons?

Party Hat: oh are you teaching her the ways of the internet

Boat: sort of

Boat: Anyways

Boat: Emoticons are usually at the end of a sentence that don't have periods

Boat: For example:

Boat: The weather is nice today :)

Boat: vs

Boat: The weather is nice today.

Boat: Emoticons express emotion easily over text, so using emoticons can really help people who are more emotion-oriented know how you're "speaking".

Princess Diamond: I see. This was splendidly helpful! Thank you very much, Boat.

Boat: Anytime! :]

Boat: ^^ you can really use emoticons anywhere, all they do is convey/emphasize emotion

Princess Diamond: I will keep that in mind, thank you :)

Boat: Perfect!!

Party Hat: oh my god this is so wholesome i'm taking so many screenshots

Princess Diamond: Is this manner of texting more preferrable, Chocolatey?

Chocolatey: yeah, it is, actually. thanks for that :)

Princess Diamond: Of course. I will do all that I can to ensure we communicate well :)

Princess Diamond: It will take some getting used to, though.

Boat: that's alright, you're already doing a great job!

Popsicley is online

Popsicley: oh hey, I missed this entire thing

Popsicley: good for you, though!

Shieldy: :D

Princess Diamond: Would anyone like to participate in more casual discussion? Truthfully, I came here to take my mind off of official issues.

Party Hat: everything okay over there?

Princess Diamond: Many internal legal issues have recently been brought to light. It's giving me quite the headache. Not to worry however, the Royal Court and I will sort it out.

Shieldy: yikes :(

Boat: that sounds pretty rough. Good luck with that!

Chocolatey: ^^

Popsicley: didn't she say she came here to take her mind OFF of it? cmon people!

Party Hat: oh wait I have a good conversation starter:

Party Hat: Ya like jazz?

Popsicley: oh my god