Don't Go In The Lions' Pen I3I

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Dark ran behind me, hugging me tightly. Nodding up, he pointed at Vaati who was smiling at him. "He's mean...!" he stammered.

"No, Darkie~chan!" Vaati shouted with a devious smile.

"YES! YOU ARE!" Dark cried, clutching my hand.

"How?!" Vaati fluttered his eyes.

"YOU JUST ARE!"

Vaati began to play with his hair. "Nah!" he squinted his eyes.

"Don't listen to him, Dark." I mumbled.

"YAH! DON'T LISTEN TO ME, DARK!" Vaati laughed.

Dark stood in front of me. "SHUT UP!" Dark yelled.

"Why?!" Vaati giggled. He poked his face and displayed an innocent smile.

"BECAUSE!"

"Because...?"

"BeCAUSE!" Dark exclaimed with furrowed brows of rage.

Vaati stared. "Oh... okay."

Dark reached into his pikachu jacket pockets and began to dig around in them as he watched Vaati steadily.

Vaati shrugged and paid no mind to it. "Well—"

Dark then threw a pencil at Vaati, but Vaati swiftly stepped aside and stared down at the pencil blankly for a long five seconds.

Vaati bobbed his head back up with his smile. "You wanna fight?!" His smile silently curved into a sinister smirk.

Dark shoved his hands into both of his jacket pockets again, and his eyes moved over towards the floor. "No."

"Aw! Don't be a coward, Darkie! You're better than this!" Vaati taunted as he squished his cheeks together.

"I'm NOT!"

"Oh! Then why don't you fight me—"

"Your hair sucks." Dark glanced up at Vaati with a death glare.

Vaati gasped and almost fell. "My HAIR doesn't SUCK!"

"It kinda does, Vaati." Shadow murmured.

"HMPH!" Vaati pouted. "WELL!" He rolled his eyes as he folded his arms in front of him. "GUESS WHAT, DARK!"

"What—"

Vaati interrupted Dark's dead stare. He pointed at him. "Your PIKACHU jacket sucks."

Dark flinched. "What...?" Dark muttered.

"It sucks!" Vaati said as he flipped his hair behind him with the back of his palms.

"WHAT?!"

"Yes?" asked Vaati with prideful eyes.

"YOU'RE WRONG!" Dark pointed a pencil at Vaati.

"WELL, YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT MY HAIR!" Vaati growled.

Dark rolled his eyes. "You know NOTHING! How DARE you judge the... pikachus!?" Dark cried.

"How dare you judge my hair?!" Vaati hissed. "I mean, my hair is absolutely beautiful!"

"The pikachus..." Dark mumbled.

"Yeah, yeah, Dark. They suck."

"No..."

"Yes."

"No...!"

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

Dark darted up to Vaati with his pencil. He had intended to jab Vaati with it. Though, he froze to stare at the door... dropping the pencil. Vaati watched it fall, and stared at it.

I turned away from Vaati and glanced towards the door. Before I could notice the door, however, Zelda flew through the door, crashing into me with her arms around me.

"LINK!" she shouted out.

I shook my head, and finally met eye contact with her. "Hi—"

"Are you okay? Are you hurt? What did Dark do? What happened?!" She observed me and then she slowly smiled. She fell on me with a long sigh of relief. "Okay." She closed her eyes, and looked away. "Well," She opened her eyes again, puzzled. 

She stared blankly at both Dark and Vaati's horrified looks of fear. Though, I'm pretty sure Vaati was much more afraid of the pencil. 

"DARK!?" Zelda marched over to Dark. "What the hell is wrong with you?!" she barked, pulling Dark down to her level with her hands.

"Um..." Dark mumbled with a terrified look in his eyes.

"Why were you in the lions' pen—" Zelda pointed at me, "Why was he in the lions' pen?!"

Dark raised his hands up. "I didn't do anything! Vaati—"

Vaati's expression quickly changed. He covered Dark's mouth. "SHUSH!"

"Vaati..." Zelda rolled her eyes towards Vaati with a smirk.

"Yes, Your Highness?" Vaati blushed.

Zelda sighed. "Remove your hand, please..."

"No~!"

"Vaati!"

"I shall never remove my hand from this..." Vaati glared at Dark with a nasty look. "FREAKING BASTARD!" Dark rolled his eyes; though, Vaati lit up with a smile.

"VAATI!"

"Nu! I can't! I mustn't! HE'S EVIL!" Dark bit Vaati's hand. "OW...!" cried Vaati.

"Vaati... he did it..." Dark muttered, going back into his slouching position.

Zelda stared blankly. "DARK! Did you... just... bite him?!" She tilted her head in confusion.

Dark rubbed his hands together. "Yup!" he said, dropping his head in seconds with a sigh.

She sighed. "Well, Dark...?"

Dark nodded up. "Yes?"

She bit her lip hard and took the chance to grasp Dark's arm to drag him over to the door. "We're leaving, we'll—"

Dark began to flip out, "WE'RE LEAVING THE PARK?!" Dark asked.

"Yes, Dark... You're officially banned from the park."

"WHAT?! NO!" He tried pulling back.

She sighed, and pulled him back towards her. "We'll finish my question... later..." she said, narrowing her eyes.

Dark pouted. "THIS IS NOT FAIR!"

"Let's go, Link—"

Vaati gasped. "WAIT! You guys are leaving?!"

Zelda rolled her head towards Vaati. "Yes—"

Vaati broke Zelda's sentence. "B-But! Don't you wanna take Vaati...THE STEGOSAURUS?!"

"NO!" Dark hissed.

"Please!? I have no way of getting home!" Vaati cried.

Zelda sighed and finally responded. "How did you get here, then?" Zelda asked, slightly annoyed.

"Um... ways... some ways." Vaati responded as he glanced up at the ceiling.

Zelda rolled her eyes and spun her heel around, tugging on Dark. "Let's go—"

Dark smiled. "YA—"

"Please, your highness!" Vaati bowed. "I really—I truly, have no way of getting home!" Vaati nodded up at Zelda, making eye contact.

Dark shook Zelda's hand. "NO! NO, PLEASE! HE'S JUST—"

"Fine!" Zelda yelled.

Vaati smiled with a small, mischievous giggle... 

Dark widened his eye at Vaati's wicked laugh. His eyes in result filled with terror. He tried to release himself from Zelda's grip... trying to run; however, that didn't work.

In my mind, I didn't care if Vaati came along, or not. He didn't really bother me, but... I know he does... kinda bother Dark... I understand why Dark doesn't want him to come along...But, it's really only because Vaati's been "bullying" him all day. However, I'm going to admit it, Dark is the one that got Vaati's blood boiling. But seriously, he's getting real offended by a little, purple shrimp! What?!

Vaati released the last of his excitement, "OKA—"

Zelda interrupted Vaati. "But..."

Vaati's brows pulled to confusion. "What—"

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH, AT ALL!" she declared.

"Yes, your high—"

"And—" She pulled Dark's hoodie over towards the door. "Stop calling me your highness. It's annoying."

Vaati lowered his head. "Yes, Prince—"

"SHUT UP!"

Vaati nodded sadly. "Oh.. okay."

She rolled her eyes. "C'mon, Link." 

I followed by her command.

"BYE, SHADOW!" Vaati shouted as he closed the door. 

Shadow didn't respond. All he did was watch.

Vaati leaned on the window, getting his breath all over it. "BYE! SHADOW!" Vaati waited a moment but got no response. "RUDE!" Vaati skipped over ahead of me over to Dark.

"Burn in hell, Vaati." Dark muttered.

"Oh~?!" Vaati giggled.

"Yeah... so... you two should be quiet now." Zelda eyed them both. "Please?!" she said facing forward.

"MY MOUTH IS ZIPPED!" Vaati gestured zipping his mouth with his thumb.

"Yeah..." Zelda smirked "Good."


...


We had left the park with a lot of "tear shed" from both Dark and Vaati. That was... probably the last time we'd see that park again! But, who knows! Maybe, Dark will sneak into it? We'll never know! However, the two were very upset about the event. Zelda and I had to pull them away and get into the car. That was... fun?


Dark was leaning against the window."CAN WE GO TO THE FACKING LIBRARY?!"

"No, Dark." Zelda said.

"WE CAN DUMP VAATI ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!"

Vaati glowered up at Dark. "WHAT?! NO! I WANNA GO TO THE LIBRARY, TOO!" Vaati shouted as he waved his hands all over the car.

Zelda eyed Vaati through the rearview mirror. "We're not going..."

"Aw... You just drove past it!" Dark cried.


...


"Zelda, Zelda!" Vaati exclaimed.

"What, Vaati?" responded Zelda, still fixed on the road.

"Can you stop here, so I can get out of the car?"

Zelda's eyebrows rose. "WHAT?!" she yelled.

"Can you?"

"Vaati, there's just trees for hours... Your home is like—"

Vaati stopped her from continuing. "But, there's nobody around." Vaati smiled.

Zelda narrowed her eyes. "Vaati..."

"Stop the car!" demanded Vaati.

"YES, PLEASE!" commanded Dark.

Zelda grunted, straining her eyes on the road. "No."

"Pull the car over! There's no police to arrest you." Vaati added.

Zelda scoffed. "What?! You're gonna teleport yourself—"

"Yes," Vaati said with blankness in his voice.

"You're joking—"

"HE'S NOT! SO, PLEASE! GET RID OF HIM!" Dark yelled.

Zelda stared at both Dark and Vaati through the rearview mirror. "No." she muttered.

"WHY?!" shouted both Dark and Vaati.

Zelda smirked, "I'm not dumping you here, Vaati." Zelda said with confidence. 

Vaati opened the car door. "So, can I jump out?" He nodded up to Zelda through the mirror for reassurance.

She gasped. "VAATI! CLOSE IT!" Zelda freaked.

"I'mma jump!" Vaati threatened with a huge smirk.

"DON'T!"

"Three~... Two~..."

Zelda sighed and stopped the car. "Fine, Vaati." She sat back in the chair and adjusted herself into a comfortable position. "Do whatever you want!" She glanced over towards the rearview mirror on the side to watch him leave.

Vaati clapped. "Yay! I knew you would stop the car~!"

Zelda rolled her eyes as Vaati exited the car. As he leaped out, she gave him a great, dirty look.

"BYE~!" Vaati closed the door with a smile and waved a goodbye to Zelda.

Dark unbuckled his seatbelt and scooted up to the other side of the car. He then quickly rolled the window down. "BYE! I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER!"

"Thanks~!" Vaati placed his kawaii smile onto himself and that was farewell.

Zelda drove away as soon as possible. She sighed and glanced at Dark. "Okay...Dark..." 

Dark smiled and buckled back up. Once Dark was completely comfortable and secured in his seat, we were gone.


...


Zelda drove up to the driveway and parked the car. "Dark. Get out of the car."

Dark leaned on the window. "Why?"

"Get out of the car, Dark."

Dark kicked my chair, "No! I don't wanna!"

"Fine..." She opened the door after she pulled the keys out and got out stomping onto the ground as she made her way to the other side of the car.

There were a few silent moments before Zelda flung Dark's side door open. Dark and I watched her, but Dark didn't really pay attention.

She yanked the door open causing Dark to immediately leaped to the other side of the car out of surprise.

"Crap! Jeez... Uh—HELP!" Dark pointed at her and then tried reaching for the other door. "SOMEBODY!" He began struggling. "YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT!"

Zelda jerked his leg. "C'mon, Dark! Just get out OF THE CAR!"

Dark tried pulling himself to the edge of the car seat. "NEVER!"

"I'll sell all your pikachus on EBay!" Dark froze, and a smile grew on Zelda. "I can make so much money with the amount of pikachus you have!"

Dark turned towards her. "No!" he cried.

"Then get out of the DAMN car!"

"ONLY IF YOU DON'T SELL MY PIKACHUS!"

She rolled her eyes. "Yeah." She then crossed her arms and looked away.

"Alright..." Dark slowly climbed out of the car as he glared at Zelda, watching her every move. After he had finally got out of the car, she looked back at him. "YOU'RE NOT GONNA HURT MY PIKACHUS, RIGHT?!"

She sighed. "Yes, Dark..."

"Good!"

"So—"

"How are you?!" Dark smiled.

Zelda bit her lip, breathing in and out. "Pissed!"

Dark slightly clapped his sleeves together. "Ah, pissed. Okay!" 

With the immense anger inside her, she almost slapped Dark before she stopped. 

Dark glanced at her hand. "Woah!"

She closed her eyes and cleared her throat. "Dark..." she said with an irritated smile.

"Yes?" Dark smiled.

"WHY, IN THE HELL, WERE YOU IN THE FREAKING LIONS' PEN?! DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT LION'S ARE FREAKING CARNIVORES, AND THEY DON'T CARE WHETHER YOU LIKE THEM OR NOT?! ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS TEAR YOU UP, AND SERVE YOU FOR DINNER, TO THEIR YOUNG CHILDREN! DARK?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY, DARK!" she yelled gesturing with her hands. "YOU EQUAL FOOD, DARK. YOU GOT THAT, DARK?! DO YOU UNDERSTAND, DARK?!"

Dark was on the floor trying to escape her lecture. He pointed a finger. "Question..."

"WHAT?!" Zelda had a mark of anger all over her.

"Um..." He gulped. "Are security guards... er... lions?"

She smiled and blinked her eyes in frustration. "Get up."

"Get... up?"

"GET UP!"

"Okay..." Dark stood up, slowly, trying to hide his face. Zelda then grasped his hand and dragged him over to me. "WAIT. WAIT, WAIT! WHAT?!"

"OPEN THE DOOR!" she said directly towards me.

"Oh, um, okay." I opened the door and she smiled kindly.

"Here, take these keys." She handed me the car keys. "I'll be going inside now!" she said patiently.

"Oh—"

She left, dragging Dark inside. "C'MON, DARK! LET'S GO!" She turned towards the house.

"No, wait! Ow. Stop!" 

She rushed him into the house. "You don't go in a lions' pen, Dark!"

"VAATI DID IT! IT WAS HIS FAULT!" he yelled out.

"Yeah, yeah..."

"VAATI DID IT! I SWEAR!" She slammed the door, and all there was left were muffled voices... and a strange banging noise over towards the trunk?

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