Some things in this story are 100% true

Some things I have a lot of evidence are true

Some things I am pretty sure are true

Some things I believe may be true

Some things are partly true

Some things are true, but conflated or telescoped to fit the narrative

Some things are invented, but based on truth

Some things are invented, based on other inventions, which may or may not be based on truth

Some things are purely invented

Some things have been invented in order to protect the privacy of others

ALL of them are fictional. This is a work of imagination, and should be considered as such.

There are no characters. It's only us.

Noel Fielding