"BLAH' Robin texts me

"What's wrong?!?!' I reply

'I'm on the WORST undercover assignment I've ever had!!!' Shit what's wrong

'What is Batman having you do?" I'm not panicking I'm not panicking. I'M PANICKING I'M PANICKING

'Batman is having me work at a restaurant mafia people frequent for a few days GRRR' MAFIA HE SAID MAFIA WHAT TROUBLE IS HE IN

"What's so bad about that? You in trouble?' I'M GONNA RACE IN THERE AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ANYTHING THAT MOVES THAT ISN'T ROBIN

'THIS OLD LADY SHOWS UP AND THROWS SCOLDING HOT SOUP IN MY FACE AND I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SLOW TO HER AFTER SHE THREW SOUP IN MY FACE!!!! I HAVE MY PRIDE!!!!! SHE GOT HER MEAL FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!' Okay panicked for nothing. Robin is just ticked. I'd be pissed too but, is that really the worst undercover job ever.

'What about that time you were almost sold into slavery? How is it worse than that?'

'You said almost and that wasn't undercover work I got captured. Oh btw THANKS FOR REMINDING ME OF THE FACT I WAS NEARLY STUCK BEING SOME DICTATORS SLAVE!!!' Okay now I'm an asshole.

'Ugh... sorry. I'm a jerk. But you know I'd never let that happen right?' Please forgive me, please forgive me...

'It's cool *sighs* why do old people give us kids so much shit for being rude when they literally pull shit like this? And don't say it's only one lady. EVERY OLD PERSON THAT WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR WAS RUDE TO EVERYONE!!!'

Okay well I think I know how to cheer him up.... or make his day worse...  Or make his life awesome...  Or ruin his life... It's really not clear which will happen.

'Hey dude can we talk about something? It's kinda important.'

'Sure Wally I could use the distraction : )'

'Ugh Dick... You know how a while back I told you I was pansexual?'

'And I told you I was gay, yeah Wally. What about it?'

'I have a crush on a guy and I don't know how to tell him'

'Is he a Queer crush? Or is he a I WISH HE WAS QUEER crush?'

'Queer crush' Not Freaking Out Not Freaking Out

'Sweet dude go tell him I'll wait use a <3 emoji' OMG that is so cute

'I like you <3' Freaking Out FREAKING OUT

'Yeah perfect message now go tell him' Huh? Oh God HE DOESN'T LIKE ME BACK

'I just did'

'Really? Who is it?' Is he teasing me?

'I bet it's Aqualad. Is it Aqualad?' Yep he's teasing.

'No it's a little birdy.'

'Raven? But I thought you said it was a boy. OMG IS RAVEN TRANS!!!' Okay he's seriously screwing with me now.

'No it's a little birdy named Robin who loves to tease apparently'

'It's just so fun to tease cute boys though <3'

'You think I'm cute?' He likes me back. HE LIKES ME BACK!!!!

'<3 what do you think <3 XOXO'

'Do you want to go out with me?' BEST DAY EVER

'Thought you'd never ask ;)'

'Get cleaned up and meet me at my place I've had this planned for months'

-Birdflash-

So I'm out of time at the library so I'm gonna end it here and write another when I get home.

MY BRAIN IS A PARTY AND ITS AWESOME!!!

Anyway I haven't slept in over twenty four hours so I'm gonna go get some caffeine in my system before going back to writing for you guys.

Bai

Love You

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