Note:

This part contains canon fusions.

Also contains lots of math. And Science. And English. Probably. You have been warned.

Credits to the original owners of the memes.

Supra: Dad, can you tell me what a Solar Eclipse is?

Solar:

Solar: No son.

~ b l e e p ~

Everyone: You are a cutie pie

Solar: You are narrow, scalding and irrational

Everyone: n O

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Supra: Mom, stop looking through my phone. You're invading my personal space.

Hali: You fucking came from my personal space. Shut up.

~ b l e e p ~

Gempa: How the hell are you two friends?

Blaze and Hali: We're not. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Hali: Intimately close. Seduce your enemies.

Blaze: Marry your enemies and poison the wedding cake. Boom.

Hali to Blaze: I am not marrying you if you're going to bring the wedding cake into it, that's just unnecessary.

Blaze, solemnly: I agree. I went too far, I apologize.

Gempa, weirded out: Please forget I asked.

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Solar: Supra, I want you to put the exclamation mark to where it belongs in the sentence.

Sentence: I want to kiss Glacier 6 times

Supra: I want to kiss Glacier 6! times

Solar: n O

Supra: *dabs*

Glace, behind the scene: Stop making math jokes. That's my job.

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Supra: Zero is just a portal between positive and negative numbers.

Solar: Well yes, but actually no.

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Solar: Is it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else's brain by opening my mouth and pushing air vibrations in their direction?

Hali: Solar stop.

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Hali, frustrated: There has to be a long German word for this feeling: "Look, I don't disagree with you on any major points of fact or opinion, but you're being such a smug pretentious bastard about it that I want to shove your face in regardless."

Solar: It's waltersobchaeit. It means, "You're not wrong. You're just an asshole."

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Duri, learning factorials: So if you shout the number zero loud enough, does it become one?

Solar: I-

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Duri: Wow, you have cool powers.

Duri: I'm green with envy lol.

Solar:

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No one:

Blaze: Destroying my entire ass in 20 seconds

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Taufan: So, if zero divided by zero can be any number, does that mean that 0/0 = 1000?

Solar, sipping coffee: Yep.

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Solar: Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Hali: Why, thank you.

~ b l e e p ~

Duri: //learning grammar

Solar: Remember, double negatives are a big no-no!

Gempa, in a distance: *facepalms*

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Blaze: Study is like a drug to me.

Blaze: And I say no to drugs.

~ b l e e p ~

Duri: So I saw a book called "How to solve 50% of you problems", so I bought two books.

Solar: That'll only solve 75% of your problems.

Gempa: So, what you're saying is that if I buy an infinite number of that book, I will solve all 100% of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (1/2)^n = 1, which would be 100% of my problems?

Solar: No, you will only be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems.

Taufan: Please stop explaining math to me. I'm gay.

Ais: This is pushing me to the limit-

Blaze: MY BRAIN IS ONLY WIRED TO BE ABLE TO SEE COLOS. ONLY MAANTIS SHRIMP CAN SEE AND NOT COMPREHEND THE SQUARE ROOT OF FUCK YOU.

Ice: You know, you could just buy enough books to cut your problems down to one and hope it's one you can solve on your own.

Solar, adjusting his visor: If your problems are truly integer in nature, eventually you will hit the point where the infinite divisibility model fails. Then, each new book has a 50% chance of solving your one remaining problem.

Gempa: Unfortunately, problems are not a static set, and you are likely to gain new problems along the way. Problems like, "Where do I put all these books?"

Hali, holding a calculator: Okay. You have 99 problems. You buy 7 copies of the book and read them in succession. Each book reduces your problem by half, so after the last book, you only have 0. 7734375 problems. You also have 7 copies of a book you don't actually want anymore. And that's a problem. So you take the 7 books to the closest thrift shop and sell them. Having gotten rid of these useless books removed one problem in your life. You now have -0.2265625 problems. Life solved.

Duri.exe has stopped working. Please reboot your computer.

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Hali, reading a physics book: So f =mg means force equals...

Solar, in a distance: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Hali, quietly: Oh shit he's here-

Solar: FLOURINE DOES NOT EQUAL TO MAGNESIUM

Hali: *slams his head on his desk*

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Solar: So the past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.

Hali: Don't say it.

Solar:

Solar: It was tense.

Hali: *chases Solar around the house with an electric sword*

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Glacier, tearfully: Am I just an accident?

Gempa: No, no. Why would you say that?

Ice, sipping iced cocoa: It was more of a tragedy, really.

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Blaze: Hey Solar~

Solar: No. I know that look. Don't you dare.

Blaze: B-but... look what I found! *shows article*

Article: Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus.

Solar: No. Just no.

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Taufan: Sugar Daddy

Blaze, trying to outdo Taufan: Glucose Guardian

Solar: Polysaccharide Paternal Parent

Everyone: *stares at Solar*

Solar: *puts on sunglasses*