Memes Reimagined (Pt.2)

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This is going to be short bruh. 

~ b l e e p ~

Blaze: Hey Ais. You're good at math, right?

Ais: Depends on the question, but yeah.

Blaze: Good. If I cut a cake into 3 pieces, each piece will be 0.333 of the main piece, right?

Ais: Correct.

Blaze: Okay. But if we multiply 0.3333 by 3, we get 0.999. What happened to the 0.001?!

Ais: You will find it on the knife.

Blaze: Oh, okay. Thanks.

~ b l e e p ~

Taufan: So Gempa told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

Hali: Okay, so?

Taufan: We went and had food. Cool dude, wants to be a web designer.

Hali:

~ b l e e p ~

Hali: How can I say "togetherness" in German?

Solar: Zusammengehorigkeitsgefuhl

Hali: Bless you.

~ b l e e p ~

The elementals opened a shoe repair shop.

Solar: So can we say that we will heel them?

Gempa: Solar no-

Solar: I will save your sole.

Hali: Solar istg-

Solar: I SHALL DYE FOR YOU

~ b l e e p ~

Solar: Sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-nine, sixty-ten...

Everyone: *stares at Solar*

Solar: *stares back*

Solar: ...sixty-eleven, sixty-twelve, sixty-thirteen...

Solar: ...sixty-sixteen, sixty-ten-seven...

Gempa: *slams his head on the table*

Solar: ...sixty-ten-eight, sixty-ten-nine...

Hali: Don't you dare.

Solar: ...four twenties! OwO Four twenty-one...

Hali: Excuse me while I bash my head on the wall-

Solar: ...it's French.

~ b l e e p ~

Solar: English is quite easy to learn.

Solar: Inappropriate means not appropriate. However, invaluable means very valuable.

Solar: Same goes for inconceivable and inflammable. Inconceivable means not conceivable, but inflammable means very flammable.

Solar: As a bonus, infamous means famous for a bad deed.

Hali: Fuck English.

~ b l e e p ~

Hali and Solar are arguing... again.

Hali: Oh really? Well, your girlfriend has 67 protons!

Solar: Are you calling yourself a hoe?

Hali: *raises an eyebrow* Are you asking me out?

Solar: *smirks* Maybe?

Hali: You're on. I bet I can make you blush first.

Solar: No way! I'll win this one.

And that was how they got together. The end.

~ b l e e p ~

Gempa: If someone's annoying you, what would you say?

Solar: You're breaking my testicles.

Gempa:

Solar: ...it's French.

~ b l e e p ~

Glace: That's it. I'm officially on crack.

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