Duri: What's the difference between poisonous and venomous?

Solar: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.

Solar: But if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Blaze: What if it bites me and it dies?

Solar: That means you're venomous. Jesus Christ, Blaze, learn to read.

Duri: What if it bites itself and I die?

Solar: That's voodoo.

Ice: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Solar: That's correlation, not causation.

Taufan: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Hali, sliding in: That's kinky.

Gempa, in a distance: Oh my god.

~ b l e e p ~

Taufan: Gempa woke me up because it's already morning.

Taufan: What did she want me to do, photosynthesis?

Duri:

Solar:

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Solar: So, Hali. What are your plans this Valentine's Day?

Hali: I'll be in my room, making no noise, and pretending I don't exist.

Solar:

Hali: >:3

~ b l e e p ~

Vargoba: I have an army.

TAPOPS: We have BoBoiBoy.

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Hali: I am the only element with a sword here.

Monsta: *reveals that the original design for BBBM2 Solar has a sword*

Hali: 

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Taufan: Is Google a boy or a girl?

Solar: Actually...

Blaze: Obviously a girl because it won't let you finish a sentence without suggesting other ideas.

Yaya and Ying, from another room: SAY WHAT?!

Taufan: *pats Blaze* I'll prepare your funeral.

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Gempa: What do you say when a person is sad?

Hali: Serves you right.

Gempa: No.

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Hali: So someone asked me what I do for fun.

Hali: I told him I gut people.

Gempa: Hali no-

~ b l e e p ~

Sorry I don't want to explain some maths in my oneshot book T_T