*insert me singing boboiboy theme song with a pitchyyy voice in distance*

train driver: hello ladies and gentlemen we arrived

bbb: yay im at pulau rintis

that other child's grandpa (??) (hahaha i can't remember): hello chold

bbb: hola aba

tok aba: nu im ur aba

bbb: oki aba

tok aba: ill take u to mah house chold

bbb: yay

tok aba: here have dis room chold

bbb: yay

tok aba: sleep naw mah chold

bbb: yay

9 HOURS LATEH

bbb: yayayay mah aba left me in a frigging house i just came 9 hours ago and in a city that i've nevah been

yaya: hello im hanna- uhhh i mean yaya

yaya: god since those eng dubs came i am starting to forget my real name

bbb: i am totally confused

yaya: eh donut worry i am going to take u to ur aba

bbb: nu nu it's ok i can find mah koko seller aba's kokotiam in a really big city that i've never seen in my entire life using only a one crappy drawn map of city in the size of a hand-sized piece of paper drawn by my koko seller aba without getting in any trouble or getting lost or getting hurt or finding myself in north america (it's pretty far from maleysia :'3) or...

yaya: *already gone*

bbb:

bbb: *RAGE*

A FEW CENTURIES LATER

bbb: haaaa ur koko stand is so far from ur home aba. u really come here every single day? u must be pretty strong or something

tok aba: mah home is just down the street bbb u really are so lazy

bbb:

bbb: *MORE RAGE*

tok aba: bbb i'm going to deliver some kokos plz stay here

bbb: oke aba

SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE SPACE

broccoli: i need poweh to activate this dam ball. digital rectangle.

digital rectangle: it looks like on the planet called earth, there is a plant called "cocoa". the genre called "humans" use this plant to make chocolate, chocolate drinks and other sweet things. but this cocoa contains a lot of energy that the humans didn't descovered yet. it's energy would be more than enough to activate the ball.

broccoli: perfect! are those humans dangerous?

eggplant: yes boss!!! look at these pictures!!! they force their kids to eat your green friends!!

broccoli: noooooo there's no way i'm going there!!! probe, you are purple. they would not eat you. go there and bring meh some koko

eggplant: oke boss

ON THE EARTH

bbb: ehhhh i'm bored

purple: *sneeks to kokotiam* *steals a koko* yes! boss will be so proud of me-

*THE EGGPLANT CUTTING PICTURE CUTS A EGGPLANT*

probe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY CUT MEEEEE *runs away*

bbb: *sees eggplant stealing da koko* wait don't flee!!!!

A TIME OF CHASE LATER

bbb: huff huff how can a eggplant run so fast

bbb: anyway what the hell is this can of all kind of metals

bbb: ehhhh i guess i'll go in

*ENTERS THE CAN OF ALL KIND OF METALS*

bbb: anybody home???

A PASSING CONVERSATION

eggplant: boss boss i got da koko!!!

broccoli: perfect. now let's activate le ball!!!

*ACTIVATES*

*PLZ INSERT SOME ACTIVATING SOUNDS HERE*

broccoli: hahahaha finaLLY-

digital rectangle: it looks like da ball needs a little bit more time to be all activated boss

broccoli: argghhh i wanna see it's effect now!!!

*POURS SOME KOKO TO EGGPLANT*

eggplant: hhhhhhhhhhhhhh *runs away*

broccoli: eggplant! wait!!!

eggplant: mode! mega eggplant!!!

broccoli: hahahahahhahahaHA so stronG

bbb: *goes near to da ball* oh it's mah koko *takes the koko can*

bbb: bye bye can of all kind of metals

da ball: hhhhhhhhhhhh *wakes up*

da ball: master???

bbb: *runs*

da ball: *follows*

broccoli: *sees bbb* a dinosaur boy!!!!  probe, catch the dinosaur!!!!!

mega eggplant: roGeR boss!!!

bbb: *runs*

mega eggplant: *chases*

bbb: *runs*

mega eggplant: *chases*

bbb: *runs*

broccoli: *sMACK* (too lazy to explain)

mega eggplant: *throws le missiles/gets stucK by le wall*

bbb: *avoids/runs*

le missiles: *chases*

bbb: *runs*

le missiles: *chases*

bbb: *runs*

le missiles: *explodes to le wall*

bbb: *escapes*

le ball: *escapeZ*

tok aba: ehhhh bbb where were you why u left kokotiam

bbb: cuz a eggplant stealed ur koko aba *shows empty koko caN*

tok aba: i don't really believe u bbb but you're forgiven 4 once naw go home

bbb: oke

da ball: *rolls to bbb's real ball*

da ball: *kicKS*

da ball: *becomes a football ball*

bbb: *goes home*

da ball: *follows*

bbb: *lies on the bed* *picks da ball*

bbb: ooF ball ball, can u tell me how can i make mah tok believe in meh

da ball: i know!!

bbb: shiiIII---- *kicks le ball*

da ball: *fliES*

bbb: who are u????

da ball: i'm yellow ball!!!

yellow ball: i'll give u poweh!!!

yellow ball: *throws blue light*

bbb: *gets a poweh band out of nowhere*

bbb: wut is this yellow ball?

yellow ball: *scans bbb* wow elemental powehs!! with this band, you are going to be able to use the elements in earth!!!! but to control properly your powehs, u'll have to train a lot and---

bbb: *already summoned a lightning bolt*

yellow ball:

yellow ball: *deactivates itself*

B E E P

yellow ball: wow!! you've managed to summon ur lightning powehs!!!

bbb: hehehehehehhe *itches his ear with the lightning bolt*

bbb:

bbb:

bbb: hOT HOT HOT----

bbb: *throws the lightning bolt to da air*

bbb: N UUUUUUUUU--- *summons a gust to the lightning bolt who is closing to him*

le lightning bolt: *explodes* *ded* *insert sad violin music*

yellow ball: wow!!! you summoned ur wind powehs too!!!!!

tok aba: woah a strong storm is going to happen gotta warn bbb *walks to da stairs*

bbb: ohh shiii *summons earth powehs to create a earth stair*

tok aba: earthquake!!! bbb!!!!

bbb: *somehow he was able to go to his room right after tok came*

M A G I C

tok aba: bbb did u hear the quake!!!!

bbb: ehhh wut earthquake aba?

tok aba: ehh weird, i swear a earthquake just happened

bbb: u must be dreaming aba i didn't sense any earthquake

tok aba: ...ok then, be careful

tok aba: *closes le door*

bbb: *looks at to le window*

bbb: *sees the earth stair he just created*

bbb: wooowzzAaaaahhh i really became a superhero!!!!!

*insert me singing boboiboy outro song with a pitchyyy voice in distance*

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now now, you ask: why???

and i answer:

w h y n o t ?