im so done

this is gonna be a long rant with lots of obsessing and sobbing and being so done and shameless sexual innuendos lmao pls leave asap and save yourselves

ok so the problem is:

kim taehyung

how dare he

how dare he 

how d a r e he

im so done with kim taehyung

i've been living such a peaceful life until kim taehyung showed up

like wyd pls stop

im a loyal jungkook stan, and my bias wrecker is hoseok ffs. i'm a full-fledged soft stan for both of them. they're the loves of my life and bangtan makes me happy.

it should stop there.

b u t frigging kim taehyung had to be such a ro0D man in tomorrow's choreo

im not even gonna include a gif from that im not in the physical condition to see that

i've been a soft stan successfully, i even got through the bst and wings era without turning into a hard stan but tomorrow was the last straw im so done :((((

but taehyung is naturally a goofball and he's a baby boy so i could live in peace because yeah...

but then, the ly era began and...

he started to stop being a goofball

he started his mature vibes

he started being fu c king rood

he's going out of hand

someone stop this child i cant even go back to peace with the goofball tae image anymore its it uNHEALABLE (thats not even a word, shame on u @ een)

im so donefdgfgd

and like, i have a friend who's a hard stan for namjoon and she's literally the one person i can shamelessly talk in detail about taehyung to because she's the same even tho she only thinks about nj and suga like that. she says i sexualise the maknaes and tHAT'S WRONG BECAUSE

.... only taehyung ...

woops

and while i try to keep up with new content i keep seeing old pictures and i'm losing my shit and seraphicity is n OT helping

and so isn't my friend, she's hopeless

like, we all have our lowkey kinky sides in us but this is getting out of hand

im so screwed

like, i even had this guy i dated a while back but he started to stop being appealing to me after this stupid little taehyung era and im screwed big time bc my standards are high af now (actually, my standards are not just high, it's exact: kim taehyung)

oshiete how do i save myself from this

like

pictures like this make me realize that im not just straight/bi/or anything else but im downright taesexual, nothing else appeals me anymore wtf leave me alone frigging tae

and like, i was watching vlives yesterday, and...

... why

wHY

wHY JIMINIE I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BROTHER (IN MY FANTASIES, BUT STILL)

on a side note tho if any of bangtan was my brother im pretty sure it would be jimin (minus the pretty face) but yeah

like, i was watchin run bts 27 and jungkook said jimin likes eating sour things and i almost choked on my instant noodles which i had added 2 entire lemons' juice to

wowowowow i love sour things too it's destined

an yways

back to this;

oh my g o d his skin is so beautifuly tan fsdgsf

no wonder bts wrote a song called war of hormone bc same

ohmygod look at that heavy-lidded hazy look im rioting here

and like, i lost my shit last night when i was talking to my friend about tae and she sent me this

so i blocked her

(after saving the picture, but still)

light-lens-wearing, pale-haired kim taehyung is my sexuality

in short: ly era taehyung

this is my favorite picture of taehyung i even have this printed out and tucked to a corner of my cupboard and it peeks out and reminds me that im beyond help and im suffering

honestly tho, taehyung has the most soothing voice in the world and idc if anyone else has a different opinion than mine, but kim taehyung's deep voice is my favorite thing in the world and he's a literal meal filled with honey menus when he sings (did u get my reference LMAO)

throwback to when everyone lost their shit about jimin in this picture but all i was doing was looking at kim taehyung

ugh idk how to stop myself i think i might need to get off from the internet for a whole while to calm down

im in physical and mental pain from all these taehyung which is totally unwanted (but also wanted holy shit do you hear jhope saying 'i'm your guilty pleasure, you'll never escape, never', in pied piper?)

im royally fucked

ps: there's a really nice taehyung fanfic on a03 it's called candyman :)))

stoP HOEING AROUND YOU GIVE PHYSICAL PAIN TO MY STOMACH :(((((((((((((

but he's so beautiful i've never seen a man so beautiful

l e av e me a l o ne

pps;

how does one become a marshmallow, maybe then taehyung will finally ea--// slapped