The sound of minecraft walking rang out to the barren wasteland, where the only things there were blistering hot sand, two guys, a massive stage, and a very large assortment of people bound and gagged.

"You're probably wondering with all the gagged people, well to put it simply... Its a witch trial for these"

"These..."

"Trash..."

"Fucking..."

"BOOKS" Drake said, looking at the books with anger "These shit caused me pain and even caused Ice to be speechless"

Ice in question could only grunt in disgust and bafflement at the mere thought of these things but worked through it, "now we guys are hardly phased by much of anything these days, but it's like these 3 failed abortions orchestrated a plan to give us a heart-attack; and it's working!"

"Oh, don't forget, there's more out there that are way popular but if I mention it. You fucking imbreds will be angry... From the mere mention of your favorite, books, stories or whatever you call them being in here..."

"I eye-roll whenever I see that shit happen in the MHA sections and not much else cuz the standards are low enough to not even be worth the effort, this on the other hand. . ." Ice gestures to his bro.

"Is out of fucking pocket for DxD, we expected this shit more in MHA because its the most gayest fandom and fanfic known to man... but when you do this shit to DXD your going to far. Like look at the one where the author Genderbent EVERY CHARACTER besides a few being the pervert duo, and the other 3 big guys in the faction" Drake walked over to the people gagged with a pike in his hand.

"Oh you call them characters? I consider them more like background decorations given how much screentime they have," Ice brandishes an unknown weapon covered in spikes, "But will whats-her-face even meet more than 20 people that aren't the ones she knows? And no, riser's extremely unfaithful peerage doesn't count."

"Wanna know the bad part about it? I read a few lines and THE MC WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING MALE and later he was born into a female world in a female body... How does this shit get so much fucking views or votes? It's like how this one book made a YN, have every girl in the entire DxD world, with 3 dragons as his sacred gear, lets Issei die, steal Rias when both of them married, Issei came back alive and HE WAS FINE WITH IT" Drake pointed to that one book in the far.

His friend facepalmed at what he heard, "first of all, what was even the point of making MC a dude to begin with if he's losing his dick? Second of all, is Issei filing a divorce happily? And from how you said it, it sounds like the dude was dead for like a week at most."

"Dead, for one single chapter so one day in the "fanfic" terms, also he did not make one of these... HE MADE MULTIPLE and all of them have over... 700k... reads... EACH" Drake stabbed his pike into the one MC, before dousing the man in Gasoline "Not to mention these Dragons of his sacred gear... are Dragon Gods, who died by God from the FUCKING... BIBLE IN THE STORY"

"ಠ_ಠ" Ice quickly regains his composure, "are you fucking kidding? Are you telling me that somehow 2 living concepts of immeasurable power that are canonically stronger than god, the same god that struggled with what's basically their annoying neighbor's kids, was killed by him?"

"The two heavenly dragons... It took a temporary alliance TO KILL BOTH OF THEM not to mention DDRAIG and ALBION are stronger than the 4 Devil kings, God and every other god besides Shiva and God can't fucking KILL A SINGULAR DRAGON GOD. Those dragon gods are infinity stronger than heavenly dragons... and not to mention these 3 fucking DRAGONS are stronger than GREAT RED... GOD DOESN'T FUCK WITH GREAT RED."

Ice pulls out a notepad, writing that he desperately needs to visit the author of that bullshit, before putting it away.

"Oh and to note onto that, It's important to not that even Ophis couldn't push great red out the dimensional gap with the combined efforts of her and a specifically picked squad of strong guys-"

"-Don't forget she gave them some of her snakes to buff them with some of her power"

"Oh sorry, a squad of strong guys empowered by infinity only gave the big guy a minor inconvenience."

"Funny part is these 3 books I showed can have there own fucking witch trial but nope we are doing it in one because these books are terrifying me a man who can't be scared by shit, but shit like this had me on an author block for how terrifyingly all these books are written"

"Life finds ways to surprise us, and if there are no ways to surprise us then it'll invent new ways to do so." Ice quoted, marking one of the authors with a sharpie, "to bring some sort of justice to you, and me, I'll poke holes in these guys' bullshit to their face."

"Thanks bro, let's talk about the 3rd book I showed... It has... genderbent, futa, Bi, male reader... How? Why don't you just make a female MC? Wouldn't that be more fucking simpler? It's like a furry entering a very Christian country and who will be sending you to fucking god"

"And what the fuck is that description? BTW with how I read the Age, it sounds like it has shota shit in it."

"I'm not going to fact check this... because judging by all the others... shudders books, who made... the son of Sirzechs a girl... You can handle the rest" Drake walks outside the camera puking.

"Filthy bastards, gettin' my buddy all sick and ruining his mood," Ice shook his head before turning to the fatherless inbred he marked, "I honestly would've glossed over this transgression if ya hadn't roped him into it. But worry not! I'm a fair guy."

The dark man says as he pulls down the creature's pants and brings out a bundle of fishhooks, "this'll only hurt for a second. And don't scream, your voice is ugly."

Drake walked back into frame "God, these books make me beyond sick for how they are. Not to mention there are worse ones! These are the popular ones when you search "Issei Hyoudou" in the search tab and scroll down a bit you'll find it." Drake, kept stabbing multiple people "Screaming won't save you in a barren wasteland"

The camera moves over a bit to the left showing more people gagged and tied up "Oi, look back over here... don't spoil" the camera pans back over to where Drake and Ice were standing.

"We are almost reaching the end of the road as the fire is reaching closer from the gasoline... Anything we should talk about bro?" Drake looked over to Ice.

"Hm. . ." He rubbed his chin In wonder, "only a slight moral of the day."

"Moral of the day for me is... Don't read stupid shit like the stories we showed... Especially the ones with Abused, Neglection, Male Reader Broken heart and Betrayed Male Reader" Drake looked over to see the fire was inching closer burning one of many

Ice cracks a cold one, "and for God's sake, don't be fucking stupid, let alone to this extent. Or if that's too hard, at least don't be as racist as the 1st thing Killian showed."

Drake nodded in agreement "Next thing... we have more in store... thanks to the camera leaking the other's... Who hired this man?"

"Uhhhh I thought you did?"

"I didn't... Think he'll report it to those people?"

"No clue," Ice turns to the camera man, "ayo you're not gonna snitch on us, are ya?"

The camera man began to sweat before running off "GET EM!"

"Say less. . ." Ice aims his violent looking weapon at the camera man before throwing it.

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That's the end of this chapter. I think we outdid ourselves making this

Yeah, a solid 1300+ words
Special thanks to KillianDrakeChaos