Gab and Ayato: *walking around the mansion hand in hand*

AyGa shippers: *stalking while fangirling*

Gab: Hmmm... *lets go of Ayato and goes to the kitchen and starts to cook dinner*

Kris: Ohohoho~! Preparing thyself for le marriage with Shimon?! ^^

Gab: 0///0 N-No! Just cooking!

~In his room~

Shimon: *listening to music* Achoo! *looks confused*

~Back to the Kitchen~

Gab: Psh... *still cooking*

Kuro: My darling sister is getting married tomorrow!!! Bwaaaahhh!!! AND I HAVEN'T EVEN DATED ANYONE!!! *sobs loudly*

Gab: -//////-

Anri: Where's Ayato?

Yuuto: You don't love me anymore, Anri? *is about to cry*

Anri: 0_0 No... Just looking for him since... uhh... You know what? Nvm... *hugs him* -////-

Gab: :3 *pours salt*

Kris: ^^

Gab: Minna-san!!! Dinner is ready!!!

All: *goes to the dining room*

Una: *barges in* OKAA-SAN!!!

Everyone: OKAA-SAN?! WHO?!

Gab: *slowly backs away*

All: *looks at Gab*

Una: (inside: sh*t..)

Gab: A-A-Ah? W-Who's o-o-okaa-s-san..?! 0_0"

Kuro: You... seem to know who... right?

Gab: Uhhh.... STORY TIME!!! >_<

Rokuro: *bangs head in the wall*

Gab: Eto... Let's see... I'm... Una's mom..?

Kris: *le gasp* WHO IS THY FATHER?! *point a finger at Una*

Una: 0_0

Gab: IT WAS IZAKURA YURIKO!!! >_<

Kuro, Anri and Kris: YOU HAD AN AFFAIR?!

Gab: F*CK NO!!! \(Ò_Ó)/

Una: -__-

Gab: Anyway, when I was missing for a good two thousand years, I met Yuriko. We became good friends. And then, he met Cordelia... The... mother of Ayato, Laito and Kanato...

Kris: I see where this is going..

Gab: Then... they fell in love and their love resulted to Una... But the b*tch, Cordelia, left Yuriko alone. I helped him raise Una... And erased her memories of her mom... And her true identity. Sooo... She's Yumina-Izakura Una... The Fire Angel Goddess...

Mayura: So that explains the old picture I saw with young Gab-san carrying a blonde baby girl with a blonde guy... 0_0

Gab: *nods* The triplet's are her younger half-brothers... ^^

Una: *tackle-hugs her* Okaa-san~!

Gab: -//////-

Shimon: *nods to himself*

Kuro: Kawaii~

Kris: :3

~Timeskip by Una throwing a fireball at the camera and Gab shouting~

Gab: *watching the roses*

Ayato: *sees her*

Gab: Oh, Ayato-kun! ^^

Ayato: Chichinashi... I'm...

Gab: ...what?

Ayato: I'm thirsty... *eyes glow*

Gab: *blinks*

Ayato: *pulls her to him and bites her neck immediately*

Gab: Gah! *shuts eyes*

-In the mansion-

Anri: 0-0 Guys...

Kuro: Hm?

Anri: You gotta see this...

All: ?-? *goes to the garden and sees rhe scene* 0_0

Cey: Omaghawd! *whisper-yells*

Kuro: *snaps a gazillion pics* OwO

Kris: Ò_Ó *is going rampant*

Roku, Mayura, Benio: *holds her back*

Shimon: ( Δ )

Una: Oh... So he was thirsty...

Kriks: ^w^

Swift: Damn... They need to get a room...

Kris: *smacks swift*

Gab: Oi... s-stop... y-you're... tak... taking... too.. m-much... *winces*

Ayato: *pulls away and licks the wound* *smirks* I forgot how sweet your blood is~ *licks her earlobe*

Gab: *shudders* *pushes him and slowly walks away*

Kuro: ^w^

Ayato: *pulls her again and bites her shoulder*

AyGa shippers: Kyaaaaaahhhh!!!!! *whisper-yells*

Kris: *bawling her eyes out silently*

Shimon: ...

Cey: Eh~ Are you jealous~?

Shimon: *raises an eyebrow* Why would I be?

Kris: Ikaruga Shimon I know you're jealous! *whisper-yells*

Gab: Mou... Yamete...

Kuro: Alright that's enough. My darling sister's gonna die of blood loss... *is about to walk*

Kris: Shimon go do something! *whisper-yells and pushes him*

Shimon: 0_0 Fine... -_- *walks towards them*

Ayato: *still drinking*

Shimon: Oi, she should to stop... *glares*

Ayato: Tch, who the hell are you? *pulls away*

Shimon: *pulls Gab to him* Her fiancé... *glares*

Kris: Ship saaaaaaaiiiillllssss!!!!!!! *throws confetti*

Una: Oh~ They look so cute together~ ChrisMon~

Gab: -//////-

Hime: *pops out of nowhere* LOVE TRIANGLE!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!! *snaps a gazillion pics and vanishes*

Anri: 0_0

Ayato: *glares back*

Kris: *gasps* TOMORROW IS THE WEDDING!!! KYAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Tenma: TODAY'S THE LAST DAY OF MY SUFFERING!!! YEEEESSS!!!

Skylie: ^w^

Kuro: OwO

Kriks: -_-

(Note: The last part is what I call, my "fan service" for Kris and other ChrisMon shippers... -//////-)