Nightmare: I am the oldest in this casts! So you should listen to me when I tell you to go to bed early

Dream: ("Well she is the oldest. But her height is giving alot of misunderstanding", Decide to play along) Oh I'm sorry. Its not my fault that you don't use a ladder or a stool to be taller, I can't hear you well and my back hurts from bending over so much to talk to you

Nightmare: *kicks him in the crotch* You listen to me because I tell you that you listen to me

Dream: Accck! *drops* I will sue you for murdering our future children

Nightmare: Oops...