"taehyung! stop," i giggled. taehyung kept on repeatedly steal kisses from my lips. oh gosh, this boy.

"you're too cute to resist!" taehyung protested, as he wrapped his arm around my waist, back-hugging me.

"HEY HEY! NO PDA PLEASE." jungkook groaned as he looked at us.

"YEAH!" the others agreed. taehyung scoffed and shot daggees at them. "WHAT? I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE DOING THIS THOUGH, LOOK AT THEM," he argued as he pointed towards the namjin couple who was making out intensely.

"oh god, my innocent eyes," i heard jungkook mumbled.

"me too, jungkook." hyun mi sighed.

"me three!" hoseok joined in.

"what hyun mi. your eyes aren't even innocent. you watch yaoi and read yaoi manga." i smirked at her.

"it's different seeing it in real life," she clicked her tongue.

"what's yaoi?" hoseok questioned.

"uh, it's simply gay. it's not good for your heart, i died literally while watching and reading it." hyun mi explained dramatically as she clutched on her shirt.

that's basically one of the reasons why she's best friend.

"okay..." hoseok trailed.

it felt so good to be with them. the nine of us together.. somehow it felt like it was too good to be true.

"what are you thinking about, babe?" taehyung whispered into my eyes. i chuckled, shaking my head.

•••

you were added to the bangtan squid

yaoi is life : wtf is dis? wtf is bangtan

kawaii jamin : wtf ur username

mint fucking suga : jimin y r u swearing

kawaii jamin : what am i three or what i can't swear?

mint fucking suga : you must listen to daddy ;)))

yaoi is life : OMG OMG OMG YOONMIN MY HEARTEU CAN YOU GUYS NOT I'M DYING LIKE RIGHT NOW WTF

hyejoo's cute alien : hEY

you : WTF TAEHYUNG

hyejoo's cute alien : yES

you : omf ur username

hyejoo's cute alien : i know it's cute babe <3

innocent little kookie : PDA ALERT

hyejoo's cute alien : why didn't you say that to yoongi hyung and jimin

innocent little kookie : i was pooping and i left my phone on my bed and yoongi hyung might chop off my dick so better safe than sorry

happy happy horse : we dON't nEEd detaiLs

call me beautiful : okay so bangtan means

call me beautiful : bulletproof. we are bulletproof! nothing can defeat us ;))

moanster that raps : gOOd one SEOKJIN

happy happy horse : lmao dat name is so funny

yaoi is life : so our squad name is bangtan squid? ok cool

kawaii jamin : 2 cool 4 skool

hye joo's cute alien : LMAO STOP

call me beautiful : yoongi can you please change your username we have a fetus here

innocent little kookie : WTAF I'M NOT A FETUS I'M LEGAL NOW

mint fucking yoongi : heLLO biTcHes what did i miss

happy happy horse : PLS LOOK AT THE PREVIOUS MESSAGES

mint fucking yoongi : Y SHOULD I CHANGE MY USERNAME

mint fucking yoongi : IT'S SWAG AF

mint fucking yoongi : swearing is my style bitches

yaoi is life : r00d

call me beautiful : i did not raise you like this min yoongi

moanster that raps : listen to your mom yoongi

hye joo's cute alien : HYE JOO ILYSM <3333

happy happy horse : EW STAPH

yaoi is life : ^

mint fucking yoongi : ^

kawaii jamin : ^

call me beautiful : ^

moanster that raps : ^

innocent little kookie : ^

you : ^

hye joo's cute alien : HYE JOO HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO YOUR CUTE AND PERFECT BOYFRIEND

you : stOP TAEHYUNG

hye joo's cute alien : ILYSM HYE JOO PLEASE REPLY ME

happy happy horse : #stoptaehyung2k15

you : ^

kawaii jamin : ^

mint fucking yoongi : ^

innocent little kookie : ^

moanster that raps : ^

call me beautiful : ^

yaoi is life : ^

hye joo's cute alien : wHY aRe aLL oF yOu ganging uP on mE sObS

you : aww taetae i'm so sorry ilysmt okay

happy happy horse : r we hanging out tmr or wut i'm bored af at home doing nothing :///

mint fucking yoongi : i nEED sLEEp

call me beautiful : shall we go to the coffee shop tmr to chill

kawaii jamin : what

kawaii jamin : coffee and chill?

happy happy horse : nOt a great iDea

yaoi is life : WANNA COME MY HOUSE

happy happy horse : OMG OKAY YAS

yaoi is life : LET'S HAVE A SLEEP OVER

call me beautiful : yes that's a great idea hyun mi

mint fucking yoongi : oK since it includes sleeping

little innocent kookie : OKIE

you : hOE LET'S GO BUY SOME CHIPS AND DRINKS

yaoi is life : SURE BITCH

hye joo's cute alien : who r u calling bitch

hye joo's cute alien : SHE'S MY BITCH

you : chill arsehole

hye joo's cute alien : </3

kawaii jamin : i'm so cute

fucking mint yoongi : you're so cute that i wanna shove my dick up your ass

fucking mint yoongi : you're so cute that ilysm you cutiepie <3

happy happy horse : OMG

happy happy horse : SHOULD I JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW NOW

happy happy horse : OR SHOULD I JUST SHOOT MYSELF WITH A GUN

happy happy horse : I CAN'T BELIEVE YOONGI SAID DAT

yaoi is life : WHY

yaoi is life : I'M DEAD

yaoi is life : YOONMIN IS LIFE

yaoi is life : GAY PORN IS LIFE

yaoi is life : YAOI IS LIFE

yaoi is life : YOU TWO ARE SO FUCKING CUTE ISTG #YOONMINFOREVER <333

kawaii jamin : omg hyun mi

kawaii jamin : YOONGI HYUNG HYUN MI IS OUR NUMBER ONE SHIPPER

moanster that raps : beautiful

call me beautiful : what's beautiful

monster that raps : you

monster that raps : i'm calling you beautiful ;)) <3

yaoi is life : GIMME A BREAK GUYS

yaoi is life : I CAN'T HANDLE MY HEARTEU

yaoi is life : NAMJIN IS LIFE

yaoi is life : WTS YOU GUYS ARE SO RELATIONSHIP GOALS

yaoi is life : WHILE I'M SINGLE AF

yaoi is life : AND I LIKE WATCHING GAY PORN

yaoi is life : PROBABLY THE REASON WHY I'M SINGLE

happy happy horse : i feel u

happy happy horse : ;-;

innocent little kookie : wth guys srsly like 2939383873 messages when i went to pee

happy happy horse : wtf you just poop then you went to pee jn srsly

innocent little kookie : can't control my bladder

hye joo's cute alien : GOOD NIGHT SEE YA GUYS TMR I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH MUACKS <3

you : niGHTS taehyung ;'))

innocent little kookie : GOODNIGHT HYUNGGG

yaoi is life : goodnight but

yaoi is life : gonna read some yaoi manga before i sleep

yaoi is life : anyways goodnight

fucking mint yoongi : byE

kawaii jamin : goodnight everyone! <33

happy happy horse : NITES

call me beautiful : sleep well my kids

moanster that raps : good night.

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hOE HOE HOE MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONEEE!! <33 I

oKAY I'M SO SORRY THIS IS CRAP COS I HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT TO WRITEEE

i'm on my way to the temple now AHAHAHAHA cos i don't celebrate christmas :'))