Jimin: hey girl
You: oh hey Jimin-
Jimin: call me oppa
You: um-
Jimin: you feel it too, right? our connection
You: what has gotten into you
Jimin: you, baby cakez. you're my world.
You: what are you even talking about jimin
Jimin: you and i. we were destined. *flashes his abs and starts singing no more dream*
You: jimin pull your shirt down
Jimin: why? stop trying to ignore perfection
You: why are you hitting on me
Jimin: every girl in the world should be loved
You: did someone tell you to do this
Jimin: only god
You: really. god told you to sexually harass me
Jimin: it's not harassment when you like it
You: who says i like it
Jimin: i can see it in your eyes. you want me
You: *silence*
Jimin: stop trying to hide it *starts doing intense aegyo*
You: oHmy godD jimin
Jimin: is nothing really working you're hopeless
You: nO jimin that was soOOO hot *pulls him into a closet*
*5 minutes later*
Jungkook: what was that noise
Jimin: what noise
Jungkook: in the closet
You: jimin and i were having an intellectual discussion
Jungkook: i want to have an intellectual discussion too
You: no you dont
Jungkook: why
You: only grown ups have intellectual conversations
Jungkook: it didn't sound that intellectual
Jimin: ugh middle school fucktard
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