joonie: yoU'RE LEAVING?

chimchim: why what who how huh?

krazykookykookie: i wish, i could do so much better as a solo artist

taetae: bOi.

hopie: IM NOT LEAVING THIS IS MY HOME

infiresman: im already a solo artist

joonie: but the title of our chat is "Bye Jin"?

authornim: no the question mark is inside the parenthesis

joonie: SHES BACK HOLY SHIT

pig: LANGUaGE

haha i beat you author-nim

WAIT IM LEAVING?

authornim: yes.

you're going on a break

pig: HAAH?

chimchim: i want to go on a break too

unfair!

hyung's old now, where's he going to go

pig: STILL BEAUTIFUL

krazykookykookie: I CAN BE THE HYUNG NOW

taetae: WE WILL TAKE OVER

infiresman: who will feed me

hopie: oh right

taetae: *o*

is this because of the kiwis?

pig: oh, i am leaving

joonie: babe why

what did i do

babe please

pig: ooo! im going to indonesia

chimchim: take me with you!!!!
this is unfair

authornim: hes going to be on Law of the Jungle

joonie: oh, well.

taetae: but--

hopie: hyung TAT

infiresman: food.

chimchim: whelp //

krazykookykookie: i'll start planning your funeral then

pig: HAH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY FUNERAL

IM TOO BEAUTIfUL TO DIE THIS EARLY

joonie: you're going into the jungle though

authornim: you ded boi.

pig: HUSH AUTHORNIM

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE

chimchim: all the bugs

hopie: all the dirt

infiresman: no place to sleep.

taetae: all the fuzzy eggs

krazykookykookie: your clothes will probably get stained

pig: wel you could've told be this before i stuffed my suitcase with all my favorite clothes

authornim: im coming to your funeral

pig: GET oUt

authornim: sorry cant

joonie: did we hit another milestone or something

hopie: IM READY TO SCREAM

infiresman: no--

authornim: 50K VIEWs BUTTHOLES

chimchim: im a butthole?

taetae: i have a nice butthole

krazykookykookie: mines better

hopie: SCREAMS

OMIGOSH REALLY I CANT BELIEVE IT

DIDT YOU COME HERE FOR 10K?
THEN YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK TIL 100K?
THATS TOO LONG AUTHORNIM

I'LL MISS YOU
BYE

authornim: i havent left yet

hopie: YET TAT

authornim: i mean, i'll still be here, just not saying anything, cause i dont have anything to say

joonie: but i cant' delete you

authornim: yeap

taetae: but hyung is right

are you not coming back until 100k?

authornim: but do you want me to come back fast?

chimchim: yes please!

authornim: then get more readers to read~ vote~ share~ comment~

crINGe

pig: but we're fine

its only 50k

joonie: btw, we never got your name authornim

if we're this close, we can drop the honorifics

authornim: i wish.

hopie: HI I WISH! I HOPE WE CAN BE FRIENDS!

infiresman: her nam e isnt i wishh-

authornim: me?

you can call me Yui

krazykookykookie: are you Japanese?

authornim: no.

wait i want to do something, im getting lazy

infiresman: you and me both

-authornim has changed her nickname to yui-

yui: so much easier to type

does anyone want a name change?

pig: i do--

joonie: NO HUSH

I KNOW HOW TO UP THE VIEWS TO HAVE YUI COME BACK TO US SOONER

pig: are you choosing this magical potato over me?

yui: he cant help it

*smug shrug*

pig: .O.

joonie: its for the kids babe

yui: you were syaing?

joonie: iw wonder if this'll work

HEY YOU

YEAH YOU, READING THIS WEIRD UNIVERSE YUI PUT US INTO

COMMENT NEW NICKNAMES FOR US!
IF YUI LIKES, YUI USES.

chimchim: all of us?

joonie: yes

krazykookykookie: nO! I LIKE MINE

LETS MAKE A DEAL,
IF NOTHING CAN BEAT THIS FANTABULOUS NICKNAME HERE, THEN I STAY

taetae: its so. . . much

krazykookykookie: at least its not unoriginal

chimchim: i think its cute

krazykookykookie: you think everything is cute

hopie: name change?

sure i guess?

infiresman: ther must be rules

yui: hell no

let the readers do what they want

infiresman: but--

yui: you want me to come back?

infiresman: i mean not really but

yui: no buts

though there is a rule

pig: and that is

hopie: oh my im ready!

yui: IF YUI LIKES, YUI USES~

joonie: hey!

yui: hi.

joonie: ._.

yui: this chat is going to end now~

hopie: THAT MEANS YOUR GOING TO GO AWAY!

BUT I DONT WANT YOU TO GO!

yui: i mean i'll have to come back for the name changing

ya'll cnat change them yourselves

krazykookykookie: shes right

not that i tried

pig: I DID. >:(((((

yui: well, this is goodbye, for now

see ya'l soon!

hopie: SOON?

THERES HOPE?

IM YOUR HOPE

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i dont think theres a need for an a/n. BUT 50K AND COMMENT NEW NAMES. DONT YOU WANT YUI'S COMEBACK? COME ON, DO IT FOR THE BOYS. THANKS BOOO~

also longer chapter today. and the sparkle means im about to break the fourth wall again

~ update every weekend ~