joonie: is she back? 

hopie: does it look like we're at 100k? 

             THINK LEADER THINK

joonie: thats not what i meant

              she said she'd be back for name changes

hopie: oh right

pig: i hope they've come up with a better name than this

krazykookykookie: i hope they didnt

chimchim: can we see them? 

yui: if you want

taetae: YUI!

infiresman: im not all swiggity swaggity. 

yui: yeah, you may be swiggity swaggity on top

        but you're wearing flippity floppity on the btm

joonie: she's not wrong

                "rapemoan"? 

                SO DIRTY

pig: "WICKEDPIGOFTHEWEST"? 
           EXCUUUUUUUUSEEEE ME

chimchim: im not small

taetae: but you're smol

               im a taedybear? 

              i want to give you bear hugs yui

yui: me and everyone reading this

krazykookykookie: "krazykinkykookie"? hmmm, im thinking about it

hopie: AWE THIS IS NO FUN.  
              HOBI IS MY ACTUAL NAME

taetae: I thought it was Hoseok? 

hopie: THATS MY HUMAN NAME

              HOBI IS MY SUNSHINE NAME

             OH NO, I'VE GIVEN MY SECRET IDENTITY

joonie: gasps.

              but seriously, this are very dirty

              readers please!

pig: oh no. 

        no no no

krazykookykookie: should i dance?

yui: kukuku
         but they make perfect names for smuts

pig: nOO! NO SMUTS

        NO SEXTING

        NONE 

yui: kooks an adult now though

krazykookykookie: yEAH

chimchim: says the giant bunny

krazykookykookie: says the cabbage

joonie: guys dont fght

infiresman: i told you there should've been rules 

yui: who said that i wasn't plannign this all along? 

joonie: YOU!

yui: ME!

taetae: US!

chimchim: .-.

krazykookykookie: whats going on? 

hopie: im tOTaLLy not a sunshine

              ehe

pig: YUI. NO. I THOUGHT YOU WERE INNOCENT. 

yui: thats what everyone thought

joonie: tbh. i'd believe you if you said you're doing this for the readers

yui: coming from the names they gave you, yeah me too

pig: AUGH WHY MUST WE BE BORN INTO YOUR AU?
        THEY'RE TOO YOUNG

yui: they aint young piggy

pig: EXCUSEEEE MEEE? 
         WANNA FITE? 

yui: SQUARE UP bOi. 

pig: sorry but pigs arent square 

         HAAH! *hair flips*

yui: whatever, but guys. whats with all the mom/eomma names? 
        this pig sure as hell is dirty af if he's rolling slop all day

pig: HUH?!

joonie: babe, she's not wrong

               actual pigs roll around in slop

chimchim: is she talking to the readerS?

                       i'd like to see some readers

taetae: same! 

krazykookykookie: krazykinkykookie. . . . 

                                          has a nice ring to it

yui: look at you!

        already getting into the mood

infiresman: dont give me stds evern though i said it

joonie: its 7 against 1 babe

               i'd like to get down and dirty once in a while

chimchim: mud bath?

taetae: mud mask?

hopie: I WILL CLEANSE YOU WITH MY--
              RIPPITY RAPPITY READY TO FUCK YOU UP

yui: give piggy here a dirty dirty name and we'll be set to start our new section!

joonie: btw, what are we voting for? 

yui: you didnt know? 

        THE R18+ TIME 

joonie: fuck. 

pig: LANDFORM

        LANDSLIDE

       LANCASTER

      WHY CANT I SAY LAN-GU-ARM

yui: there will be no censoring, 
         you cant say language!
        ITS TIME TO LET IT GO PIGGY

pig: whelp.

hopie: LET IT GO LET ITGO

taetae: THE COLD NEVER BOHERED ME ANYWAY

                actually it does, can i have my blanket back jimin?

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seriously guys, ya'll gave me them dirty af nicknames, you get dirty af texts cause THERES NO WAIFU TO TELL ME THAT IM TOO YOUNG (∗'꒳') 

so give piggy a name and if yui likes, yui uses. 

but yo, give them regular clean names too, this is only a section and we'll go back to regular weird classic bangtan texts after this. 

~ updated RANDOMLY every weekend ~