hopie: This is Suga and Hoseok is drunk. Just saying. 
            Talk to him. He's your boyfriend. I'm tired. 

you:  wait! where are you two! 

hopie: IM IN YOU HEART JAGIYA!  (~‾∇‾)~

you: yes thank you, where are you physically? 

hopie: ah, jagiya! I'm in your heartu. My heartu is your heartu. oh my got. 

you: . . . Give the phone back to Suga. 

hopie: GASPS. WHY HYUNGIE. I AM; '

you: no, Hoseok. no. 

hopie: I AM YOUR HOPE 

you: don't continue. 

hopie: I AM YOU R ANGEL 

you: I'M JHOPE. now give the phone to Suga. 

hopie: IM JHOPE. NOT YOU. WHO ARE YOU. YOU R JAGIYA. 
            no. i will not. you are mine jagiya 

you: yes i know, but I need to talk to Suga. Unless you can tell me  where you are? 
          in my heart is wrong. 

hopie: wae~ 

you: look around Hobi-ah. what do you see? 

hopie: . . . BUILDINGS.

you: ofc. 
         . . .
        Hobi-ah?
        Hoseok? Answer me! 
        Are you ok? J-Hope!
        Angel? Hope? Did you get run over? 
        If he's dead, I'm his jagiya. 

hopie: I wish he was dead. I wish I was dead. I want to be reborn as a rock.

you: Suga? . . 
          Is Hobi ok? 
         Where are ya'll? 

hopie:  He passed out. I left him on the bench and he fell over. 
           In front of the company building. Come get us. Jin-hyun rejected us. 
            He called us stinky old men. Too ugly to ride in his car. 

you: pfftt. sounds like Jin
          Be there in a few. 
         Don't do anything to my angel. 

hopie: ew.