chimchim: no!

you: come out here Jimin!

chimchim: dun wanna

you: Jimin! I did not go to some guy's house! The only houses I go to is yours and my parents.

chimchim: but you smell different.

you: so?

chimchim: you smell like a guy!

you: i don't think guys wear Victoria's Secret Bombshell.

chimchim: how do you know the name then?

you: because i like it?

chimchim: is that why you went over to his house?

you: sigh. for the last time i didn't go to a guy's house, Jimin-ah!

chimchim: sure?

you: YES!

chimchim: but I still want you to be clean of that . . .stench. . .

you: i cant

chimchim: why not!?

you: oh idk. . .maybe because my boyfriend locked himself in there after being a whiny baby?

chimchim:: . . . ok