Ahsha: HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!!

Chronojet: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!

Claret: Ahsha, you're 9 days late...

Ahsha: Sorry. I was too busy dealing with more important issues...

Esras: Like beating Luardnii? -3-

Ahsha: GAH! Esras?! When were you in the chat?!

Esras: Fenkun invited me. ^^

Ahsha: Fenrir...

Fenrir: *sips water* ...and????

Esras: Fenkun told me not to read the old messages. :X

Ahsha: DON'T

Chaos: DO I SMELL CHAOS??

Ahsha: potentially...

Esras: But yeah Ahsha!! You made Luardnii upset twice now!!! He's not getting up from his bed! I'm worried! T_T

Fenrir: Ahsha breaks Luard's heart part two, but instead with a scythe

Claret: it's a hoe

Claret: minecraft should've made that apparent by now

Chronojet: Ahsha can be my hoe anyday ehue

Claret: LOL

Fenrir: You're disgusting Jet we have a child in this chat

Esras: *looking cluelessly at Chronojet* Nee, nee, teach me why Ahsha can be your hoe!!

Fenrir: NO ESRAS-CHAN YOU'LL BE DEFILED BY THIS PERVERT

Chronojet: well, a hoe for me is basically a bitch I can fuck

Esras: OH! Like how Luardnii does that to all his enemies? How he says that he's going to "fuck them" really badly?

Fenrir: what in the actual heck?

Chronojet: Do you know what "fuck" means?

Esras: *looks away shyly* No...

Chronojet: alright basically a guy sticks his chocolate bar into a girl's donut until custard comes out of the bar

Fenrir: @Admin SOMEONE REMOVE ESRAS NOW

Esras: So fuck is basically playing with your food?! So cool!!

Esras: Now I wanna fuck with Luardnii and Fenkun!!

Chronojet: LMFAO

Fenrir: SOMEONE REMOVE ESRAS PLEASE

Chronojet: HEY FENRIR WANNA END UP IN JAIL??

Fenrir: NO CHRONOJET

Chronojet: I DIDNT KNOW ESRAS WAS INTO INCEST AND BESTIALITY!

Ahsha: ...done...

Fenrir: THANK YOU AHSHA.

Luard: ...why does Esras wanna fuck with me...?

Fenrir: Blame Jet

Luard: ...yay...

Ahsha: Daww Luard, chin up please. I may have won that battle, but you fought brilliantly!

Luard: go kys.

Chronojet: Edge mode 1000

Chronojet: Don't go slaughter the vegan paladins like you did with Shiranui's clan :^)

Luard: I hate vegetables

Luard: Ahsha and her friends included

Fenrir: Dang Luard.

Fenrir: that's harsh. :|

Luard: I didn't ask for your opinion Fenrir....

Ahsha: I'm really sorry I won then, Luard

Luard: doesn't matter now

Luard: anyways, I'm gonna cry and masturbate myself to sleep

Luard: if you need me I'll be drenched in sweat, tears, sperm and under my bed

Chronojet: Ahsha broke Luard~ Ahsha broke Luard~

Ahsha: When did Jet become so annoying?

Chronojet: dunno babe 🙂

Ahsha: I'm seeing someone already...

Fenrir: who is it?

Ahsha: well, his name begins with A...

Chronojet: ALTMILE??

Ahsha: NO!! WE DON'T SPEAK OF WHEN ME AND HIM WENT OUT!!

Fenrir: Antero?

Ahsha: maaaaaybe.

Chronojet: Minor anyways. I like Uluru more

Fenrir: I bet you do XD

Harri: GUYS I BEAT LUARD YESTERDAY

Luard: HEY TRAPPI WANT ME TO SLAUGHTER YOUR ENTIRE CLAN??

Chronojet: What the hell is chronotiger doing

*meanwhile in another chat*

Chronotiger: sup my fellow shafted striders

Gilvese: hey man! Hows the support?

Skyros: Better than ours, right?!

Chronotiger: I got a Chronotiger Rebellion

Gilvese: I wish I was Tiger so bad right now.

Skyros: SAME

*meanwhile in this chat*

Harri: why are you so salty Luard?

Luard: dunno, MAYBE ITS CUZ I LOST TO YOU OF ALL PEOPLE??

Harri: yeah, totally...

Luard: fuck off man

Harri: no thanks, if you don't like me block me simple as that ez.

Luard: fine then.

Harri: lmao you actually blocked me?

Luard: fuck off.

Ahsha: guys, please cool it

Luard: you can also fuck off too

Ahsha: ...Luard just blocked me...

Fenrir: HEY LUARD WHATS THE MATTER??

Luard: LIFE IS THE MATTER MAN

Ahsha: Let's leave him to cool Fenrir

Ahsha: he's obviously upset

Luard: I'm not upset

Luard: I'm angry

Luard: and disappointed

Luard: that I even lost to either one of you guys.

Rising: Luard, please stop doing irrational and reckless things. Everyone here cares for you, even if they don't show it, and I doubt Ahsha or Harri meant to hurt you intentionally with those losses. It's just a loss. You can improve yourself and make yourself better, Luard! Rise above it all please... Because I don't wanna see a friend go wild ever again, like how you lost your own self-control attacking Shirakun's whole clan and slaughtering them all. Imagine he felt, knowing that he caused all his friends and family to die when it wasn't even him who was in control of his body that caused you to do such a horrible act.

Luard: ...stop saying fake shit rising

Rising: LUARD!!

Rising: why did you block me?!

Luard: cuz I don't wanna read a wall of text in the morning dammit

Rising: ...don't make me go mom mode on you...

Shiranui: STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE

Luard: MUTE THE CHAT

Shiranui: You know, Rising's right

Shiranui: stop being such a stuck up brat and move past a few losses

Luard: does it look like I give a damn about what you say??

Shiranui: you certainly do since you're responding.

Shiranui: ooh, great moves. Blocking me again. Rising deserves more shiny foils then you have, loser

Rising: sigh...

Fenrir: like Ahsha said, leave him alone

Fenrir: he'll get out of this soon

Ahsha: I doubt he will...

Luard: so much for 2018 being a good year huh...

Chronojet: you brought this upon yourself Luard 😛

Rising: can I still go mom mode? Or no?

Shiranui: leave that for tomorrow Rising.

Rising: Hai!

Im only 4 months late gomenasai