Another casual day in the chat

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Luard: FENRIR YOU-

Fenrir: So you found out? All i did was have fun with Morfessa and Esras :p

Luard: NIBBA IMMA KILL YO ASS

Fenrir: chill. You said Morfessa wasn't your type and I had a tea party with Esras XD

Luard: *sigh*

Fenrir: So, whose online?

Luard: Me

Claret: KONICHIWA MOTHERFUCKERS YOU THOUGHT THAT YA BOI CLARET WOULDNT REAPPEAR? WELL GUESS WHAT HES BACK AND STRONGER THAN EVER

Luard: fuck this shit

Claret: Same to you Looard

Altmile: present

Nightrose: *raises hand*

Luard: LOOARD?

Claret: yep

Luard: Excuse me, at least I don't run out of targets

Claret: Ahaha no

DO: yoooo

Sullivan: Stop going online when I'm trying to sleep...

Luard: Mute the chat

Claret: For once, ^

Sullivan: cba

Luard: @Admin kick him

Altmile: K

-@BladeWingSullivan has been kicked from the chat-

Nightrose: 'Tis the season to be jolly, lalalalalalala

Luard: Forgot it was nearly Christmas

Claret: A time to celebrate with family!

Luard: Yee

Altmile: Wow, you're excited, Luard?

Altmile: Didn't your brother die at the hands of... Well.

Luard: had to mention Dagda died, didn't you

Shiranui: And you know who killed him?

Overlord: KONO DO DA

Fenrir: Shaddap

Luard: You

Shiranui: Good to know

Amaruda: Me and Ahsha tried to restrain you....

Amaruda: But noooo, you wanted revenge -_-

Luard: ahuh

Luard: Blame Luquier she told me this

Shiranui: Wait, you and Luquier hang out?

Luard: Yeah, been at her place before. Didn't I tell you this?

Shiranui: No

Blademaster: Dark's gonna be sad when he finds out

Luard: Whose Dark?

Blademaster: Blaster Dark "Diablo"... don't you remember him?

Claret: Never heard of him. Sounds like a Shadow Paladin unit.

Altmile: BM, are you high?

Overlord: HA! Good one

Altmile: See, he was 420 blaze it.

Blademaster: you guys don't remember?

Amaruda: Nope

Nightrose: Sounds like a weeb

Blademaster: ...wth?

Luard: Nevermind him

Shiranui: WAIT

Shiranui: IMPORTANT QUESTION

Shiranui: @SilverThornQueen ARE YOU AND LUARD GOING OUT

Shiranui: @DragBOI ARE YOU AND LUQUIER GOING OUT

Luard: No

Luquier: No

Shiranui: Ok

Shiranui: So why tf do you go over to hers

Shiranui: you tryna rape her too?

Luard: Hell no

Luard: She's my friend, dumbass

Shiranui: K chill

Luard: Whatever

Luard: I didn't order your opinion

Shiranui: Yo chill

Shiranui: Why you so mad?

Blademaster: Well, it might have to do with you... ahem.

Shiranui: Yeah, okay, nvm

Luard: But, ye, Christmas

Luquier: Luard, you and Babd are free to come over to ours if you don't have anywhere else to go

Luard: Sorry, no can do

Luard: I'm spending some time with the Dragshifters since we all lack a family

Luquier: Oh nice ^^

Luquier: Have a nice time

Luard: You too!

Fenrir: And they called it puppy love~

Luard: Goddammit Fenrir, WE ARENT A COUPLE-

Altmile: Lowkey Luquier's a tsun tsun

Altmile: All she does is whip ppl ;-;

Luard: But she ain't a tsun tsun to me Altmile

Luard: you probably had a bad experience

Altmile: Maybe...

Luquier: Or I just like whipping people, ehue

Altmile: WEW

Altmile: Whoever goes out with you must like being whipped or sth

Luard: XD

Fenrir: So I guess Dragboy's kinks are BDSM?

Luard: I swear Fenrir-

Shiranui: Go Fenrir! *eats popcorn*

Fenrir: Whatcha gonna do?

Luard: I'm gonna beat yo ass

Fenrir: Nay

Fenrir: Do that and I'll stop babysitting Esras :3

Luard: DAMMIT FENRIR-

Fenrir: And you know that she needs a babysitter.

Luquier: I'm surprised you let him babysit Esras...

Luard: Esras is just like a younger sister to me, I swear

Luard: What doesn't help our case is that we also live together...

Altmile: *spits out coffee*

Luquier: ._.

Fenrir: LOL

Fenrir: Why tho?

Luard: The Dragshifters needed to share houses and I got ended up with Esras...

Fenrir: Ah

Luard: We're poor okay...

Altmile: But can do science shit?

Luard: We steal that stuff

Altmile: I hear the DPolice.

Luard: Shush.

Fenrir: Well, I'm off to go babysit Esras for Luard. Later!

Luard: I swear Fenrir, don't do some sick shit to her...

Fenrir: Nay, I won't

Luard: Good...

Luard: Altmile, DM

Altmile: Why?

Luard: Cos.

-in the DM-

Luard: I'm freaking out bro.

Altmile: Why?

Luard: I have no clue what to get Luquier for Christmas

Altmile: ...eh? Why Luquier?

Luard: Okay, you can keep this a secret right?!

Altmile: Erm, sure.

Luard: Me and her have been going out for 3 months now

Altmile: *chokes on coffee* WOW

Altmile: YOU GO LUARD!!

Altmile: NICE!!

Luard: //// okay

Luard: But uh since you are in a relationship with Nightrose

Luard: I thought you might know what I can get her

Luard: Since I'm surprise visiting her on Christmas Day.

Altmile: Well... I mean. What does Luquier like?

Luard: ...lots of things.

Altmile: Does she own one of the things she likes?

Luard: Yeah. Just one.

Altmile: Get that for her!

Luard: HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FIND A WAR DRAGON IN THREE DAYS?!

Altmile: ...scratch that.

Altmile: What else can you get her?

Luard: Uhh...

Luard: Hmm

Altmile: C'mon, it's your girl man. You gotta know what she likes.

Luard: Well, I think she likes plushies.

Altmile: Get her a dragon plushie!

Luard: Not a bad idea...!!

Altmile: Also, think isn't gonna cut it.

Altmile: Think of stuff she really likes.

Luard: She likes food.

Altmile: Dear Lord, you need a lot of work...

-in the Group Chat-

Gurguit: Hey everyone

DO: yo

Gurguit: Hey Dragonic Overlord

DO: do you like your bacon crispy?

Gurguit: Uhh yeah?

DO: do you like KFC?

Gurguit: Ofc

DO: come man, imma give you both

Gurguit: Uhh, okay?

DO: Denial Griffin baby

Denial Griffin: Sup

-@SunBoi has been kicked from the group-

DO: high five, Chronojet

Chronojet: Finally got rid of Gurguit

Chronojet: He's been emo lately

Chronojet: All because his clan sucks

DO: Daijoubu

DO: one day he'll be like me

DO: meta

DO: but that day is the day the decks above him die

Chronojet: T1 RULES

Chaos: Agreed

Chaos: Feels great to be Tier 1

Chaos: I cream myself everyday thinking about it

Ahsha: Tier 2 ain't so bad

Dungaree: Get on my level, Tier 0 :bless:

Galahad: Ya'll know I'm the true messiah :bless:

Dungaree: Once a Galahadist

Dungaree: always a Galahadist

Chronojet: Agreed

Galahad: Thank you, thank you

DO: lol what is this?

Galahad: Galahadism.

DO: aight sign me up

Galahad: We just got the literal Overlord himself worshipping me lmao

DO: mhm 👍🏻

Altmile: I'm obviously Tier 3.14

Altmile: Tier Pie is best tier

Valeos: I'm defo tier 1.5 :^)

DO: GO TO MEDIGATE

DO: NOW!

Valeos: hai hai

Chronojet: or get in the bin

Ahsha: Harsh words there, you two

Chronojet: I'm an admin, it's okay

Ahsha: If you say so...

Blademaster: Alright, I'm making a poll

Blademaster: Who remembers Blaster Dark "Diablo"?

Blademaster: Link: www.strawpoll.com/61diz3827jwncjaj2

Altmile: Done

Ahsha: Done

Chronojet: What's a Blaster Dark?

Galahad: Is it like edgy Blaster Blade?

Dungaree: Prolly

Blademaster: ...this is weird.

Note, link isn't real XD

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