Rukia's Decklist & Question and Answers!!

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Rukia: My time to shine! >:3

Grade 0
4x Ardent Jewel Knight, Polli (Heal)

1x Dreaming Jewel Knight, Tiffany (Starter)

4x Jewel Knight, Glitmy (Stand)

4x Jewel Knight, Sacred Unicorn (Draw)

4x Straight Jewel Knight, Bartram (Critical)

Grade 1
2x Calling Jewel Knight, Christine

2x Flashing Jewel Knight, Iseult (Perfect Guard)

2x Heat Wind Jewel Knight, Cymbeline

2x Jewel Knight, Melmy

1x Jewel Knight, Sabremy (Limit Break Enabler)

1x Security Jewel Knight, Alwain

2x Stilling Jewel Knight, Estelle (Quintet Wall G)

2x Stinging Jewel Knight, Shellie (10k Beatstick)

Grade 2
2x Blowing Jewel Knight, Altgaro

1x Dogmatize Jewel Knight, Sybill

1x Jewel Knight, Swordmy (Legion Mate)

1x Jewel Knight, Tranmy

2x Linking Jewel Knight, Tilda

1x Pathetic Jewel Knight, Olwen (11k Beatstick)

2x Pure Wind Jewel Knight, Kymbelinus

Grade 3
1x Fearless Jewel Knight, Julia

2x Leading Jewel Knight, Salome

1x Prevail Jewel Knight, Yvain (Legion Master)

3x Pure Heart Jewel Knight, Ashlei (Avatar)

2x Sprout Jewel Knight, Camille

Grade 4 (G-Deck)
2x Air Element, Sebreeze

4x Climax Jewel Knight Lord, Evangeline (Main Stride)

1x Heat Elemental, Magum (For Blizza's skill)

2x Metal Element, Scryew (G Guardian)

1x Miracle Element, Atmos

1x Rain Element, Madew

2x Snow Element, Blizza (Stride Beatstick; can help for Evangeline)

Rukia: Now for Q n A!

Q) To Ayato-
Why are you so awesome?

Ayato: Because I am, bitch

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Never get new cards!!

Ryuzaki: Alright then...

Q) To Payic-
Don't give any new cards to Ryuzaki!!!!

Payic: So he doesn't want the cards? That goes his birthday gift...

Q) To everyone else-
DON'T GIVE NEW CARDS TO RYUZAKI!!

Yza: Here Ryuzaki, have a Raging Form Dragon

Ryuzaki: *screams*

Payic: Why is this question being thrown around so carelessly?

Maverick: Why are you screaming at Raging Form?

Ryuzaki: *shaking* It was when I was at a shop tournament... it was... traumatic...

Yza: Yeah I don't wanna hear this slop, have all my Revenger cards *dumps them on Ryuzaki*

Ryuzaki: *faints*

Q) To Ayaza-
Whose your hero?

Ayaza: Idubbz. Just, he is my hero

Yza: Wow, that was unexpected.

Ayaza: I like my memes

Ayato: FILTHY FRANK MASTER RACE

Ryu: Grade A Under A is supreme!!

Wyvon: Hey what's up guys it's scarce here

Yza: What has just happened

Ryu: THAT ALEX IS A FUCKING N-

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Heard you were gonna get new cards

Ryuzaki: *fainted*

Q) To Kyle-
Why haven't you used your Shadow Paladins yet?

Kyle: *shrugs* Maybe I should, I've only won one match on here, and that was when I fought Aqua. Although, that was off-screen. :/

Q) To Aqua-
Will you cardfight Rukia?

Aqua: Already have

Q) To Ayato-
You killed Sanda, so you have to make it up to him with.... A French kiss!!

Ayato: ...

Ghost Sanda: ...

Ayato: Wait, can Sanda possess me and I kiss myself? That'd be a good substitute

Ghost Sanda: Yeah... Actually! *possess Ayato and makes him french kiss his hand*

Q) To Ayato-
Fall from a skyscraper

Ghost Sanda: *unpossess Ayato*

Ayato: Sayanora motherfuckers *skydives off skyscraper*

Q) To Tai-
Skinny dip in front of everyone

Tai: But... I'm 11... That'd make everyone but my twin a pedophile of sorts...

Yza: I'm not going into jail cause of this shit, I'm out *tries to leave, but magical force field prevents it* WE'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL, NICE WORK BETTY813

Q) To Everyone-
Dance to Blue Exorcist: Kyoto Arc Opening

Yza: You sure?

The song is in the media... start dancing!

Ryu: We're trapped in here... So, we might aswell...

Rino & Payic: Can I do the music? Hey, we should do the music together!

Payic: *on the drums*

Rino: *starts playing guitar and singing*

Ayaza: ...Anyone else remotely musical and want to join this shit fest?

Ai: This is why I have long bangs!! *intense headbanging*

Yza: I'm a piano drop out! :3 *starts dancing badly*

Shika: *starts doing some rugby dance where I can't remember the name of*

Ayato: *throws up* ...

Zeon: *tries to dance*

Backlion: Bitches, get out of the way. Time for someone who was actually good at dance to shine!! *starts dancing actually decent*

Ryu: It's ok... *does some moonwalking*

Tai & Kane: The moonwalk! Why didn't we think of that?! *facepalm and starts doing that*

Inu: IDEA! A cha-

Max: Everyone aboard the chain!~~

Inu: ...DAMMIT *joins*

Riku: I'm not dancing...

Zak: Ah c'mon, even Mai is doing it!

Riku: But I can't dance for shit! T-T

Zak: Just try man

Riku: No!! T-T

Tai: Her loss man *moonwalks past Zak*

Zak: Alright then...

Q) To Yza-
Beat Kyle in Yu-gi-oh!

Yza: And I summon my Geargia Gigantic XG and attack you directly!!

Kyle: I activate Magic Cylinder!

Yza: OH SHI- *loses*

Q) To Ghost Izo and Sanda-
Posses the two people you hate most and have them make out infront of everyone

Ghost Sanda: *possess Ayato*

Ghost Izo: *posses Zeon*

Zeon & Ayato: *starts making out on the floor; Ayato on top, Zeon at the bottom*

Yza: Let the fanfics come rolling in... XD

Mai: *records it*

Ghost Izo & Sanda: *unpossess the two*

Zeon: ...O////O

Ayato: ...*throws up in Zeon's mouth*

Zeon: ...

Ayato's dinner of pizza from last night slowly left his mouth as a mush as with Zeon's mouth wide open, the slimy and disgusting remains of Ayato's dinner entered his mouth as Zeon gagged at the taste and smell, starting to throw up himself, as his dinner, a fancy meat dish, slowly melded with the cheap pizza and only made the taste and stench worse, as Zeon was gagging for air. He pushed Ayato off him and spat it out in desperation, trying to get rid of the foul and nasty taste, as Ayato laughed at Zeon.

Ryu: That is disgusting!!

Rino: *throwing up in the corner* Why did I watch...? *throws up*

Ok, uh, someone clean this up and let's move to the One-shot... XD

Get Possessed!! (Non-canon) (After the tournament arc)

In the world Izo and Sanda now resided in as ghosts, they were discussing what they could do.
"Let's go to earth and let our unfinished business happen!!" Sanda declared.
"...Eh?" Izo looked at him with a dumbfounded face.
"Basically get our revenge and finish up anything unfinished." Sanda said. Izo gave a nod and smirked.
"Zeon will get a shock when I get my revenge... Hehe... In the meantime, I should probably alert Kaiko about Zeon and Ayato."
"Let me make Ayato suffer first..." Sanda said with a dark aura, like he was really mad at him.
"Ok, ok." Izo nodded. He took his cup of green tea and drank it, the liquid just spewing out of his body. "Damn, I can't even drink this now..." He muttered.

On Earth, Zeon was practicing with his katana as a ghost suddenly possessed him.
"GWAAAA!!" He screamed in agony as the spirit invaded his body.
"Hello Zeon Ishima... I have business with you!" Izo cackled as Zeon gasped. Drawing his katana blade unwillingly, Izo forced Zeon to stab it through his intestines. "Ishima Technique: Triplet Cutlass..." Zeon said in force as three blades slashed through his body, heart and reached his mouth as blood spilled on the blade and on his clothes. "This is my pain... Do you feel it?" Izo asked as Zeon gasped, fell to the ground and died. His teacher looked at the sight in shock as he called an ambulance and his parents. Izo left the body and went to go find Sanda.

Ayato had stabbed a card through his wrists and blood leaked. His pulse stopped. Backlion looked at him scared, as Ayato was lying on the fight table, dead. Backlion shook him as he shouted, "Ayato?! AYATO!! I CAN'T LOSE YOU!! NO!! YOUR MY ONLY SON!! YOU CAN'T DIIIIIIIEEEE!!" Backlion sobbed as he shook Ayato even harder. "No... why... why did you commit suicide?" He asked as he shook. Sanda left his body confused. "Son? What?" He shrugged it off as he went to go find Izo.

Sanda and Izo met up in an alleyway.
"You done the deed?" Izo asked as Sanda nodded.
"What's up motherfuckers?" Zeon smirked with demon wings protruding from his back, Ayato following him with the same ornaments.
"What the?!" Sanda exclaimed.
"Your angels. We're demons. This is the afterlife. It sucks." Ayato said simply with a sigh as Izo had let angel wings suddenly come out of his back.
"Woah..." He mumbled as he pulled his scarf up to cover his mouth.
"I'm surprised your not a fallen angel. You did kill me." Zeon tched at him.
"Who cares..." Izo brushed it off as Zeon gave him a death stare.
"I do!!"
"Hey, we can possess people now. Let's finish things off." Ayato suggested as Zeon sighed and nodded.
"I can't wait to ruin the Chosen One's life!" Zeon snickered.
"He's dead, idiot." Ayato sighed as he rubbed his temples as they went away. Sanda stratched his cheek.
"So we're angels, their demons?"
"Seems like so." Izo said as he had an idea. "Let's make some good in this world." He nodded and ran off to find Yza.
"Hey, wait up!!" Sanda said as he ran after him.

Yza was reading perverted magazines as his nosebleed. "Hehehe..."
"Yza Blade... Let's make him a useful member of society." Izo entered Yza and possessed him.
"Sorry Yza, but we need to make you useful." Izo said as he made Yza stand up, get a lighter, grab all his magazines, go outside and start a fire. Using that fire, he threw anything remotely perverted Yza had into the burning red flames. It melted away as Yza was forced to get a job, working in Subway.

Meanwhile Sanda was in a random male's body, like he was living life like a normal person. "Hm, a coffee maybe..." He rubbed his chin as he was at Starbucks, getting a drink.
"Hey could you hurry it up please?" Rino asked impatiently as Wyvon peered over Rino's shoulder.
"Oh, sorry." He said as he recognised Rino and Wyvon. "Oh, it's you guys!! Rino and Wyvon!!"
"How do you know our names?! PEDOPHILE!!" Rino pointed a finger in shock as Wyvon facepalmed.
"The tournament was on television, we might be famous." He snickered as Rino became a bright red.
"O-oh! U-uh..." He lost his cool as Wyvon stepped in for him.
"Sorry about that." He smiled as Sanda shook his head no.
"Nah, it's fine. In fact, I'm Sanda Tsugeki." He grinned as Rino's eyes widened.
"I thought you died....?" He asked in shock.
"I'm a ghost." He put his thumbs up.
"Woah, the afterlife does exist!! Same with ghosts!! SUCK IT YZA!!" Wyvon cheered as Rino sweatdropped.
"R-right. Are you just fucking with us or-?" Rino asked as he was possessed by Sanda.
"Nope." Sanda's voice echoed in Rino's mind. "I have a lot of unfinished business..." He said as he repossessed the man from before.
"I'll take one coffee." He finally said as the person who took his order nodded.
"Your name?"
"Sanda." He said as the person nodded and started getting the coffee ready. Sanda stood there waiting as he returned with the cup, his name spelt on there perfectly. "Thank you!" He walked away as Rino and Wyvon got to order.
"Hot chocolate." Rino said.
"I'll take a cappuccino." Wyvon grinned.
"Alright, names?"
"I'm Rino, he's Wyvon." Rino said as the person now nodded and started to get the drinks ready. After a few minutes, the person gave the drinks, with "Rhino" and "Wyvern" being written on their cups respectively.
"Hah, he confused it with rhino," Wyvon laughed. "Wyvern master race!"
"S-shut up!" Rino pouted red faced as he drank his liquid chocolate.

Rukia blinked as she came face to face with Yza possessed by Izo still in subway.
"Uh, Yza? Did you get a job here?"
"Yes." He nodded with a more serious tone.
"Uh, ok then..." She said bewildered by that he got a job. "Uh, can I get a chicken-"
"Woah woah woah Rukia chill! What kind of bread? Cheese? Toasted? What?! Then we'll talk about the insides!" Izo as Yza exclaimed. She sweatdropped.
"This isn't even for me, it's for Backlion..." Rukia deadpanned.
"Why isn't he buying it for himself?" Izo as Yza asked in a calm manner.
"Ayato died and he's depressed and stuff." Rukia sighed as Yza facepalmed.
"Well, if he's not here, he's getting the Italian bread cause that's my favourite!" Izo as Yza grabbed the bread and started preparing.
"Chicken, no cheese, toasted." She said as she read off the text on her phone.
"Yes ma'am!" Yza threw the thing into the toaster, as he waited intensely. There was a beep and Yza took it out. "Vegetables?"
"Lettuce, tomato, onion and pickles."  She said as Yza threw them on there.
"Sauce?" He asked.
"Mayonnaise." She finished the sub as Yza packed it away and put it on the table.
"Receipt?" He asked as she nodded yes. Yza tore off the receipt and gave it to Rukia.
"Enjoy your meal." He bowed as Rukia sweatdropped and took the food. As she walked away, she thought,
"Why was Yza acting so weird today?"
"I think Yza can handle this. Time to visit Kaiko." Izo nodded as he left the boy's body and Yza looked confused at his next customer.
"Wait.... WHY AM I WORKING IN SUBWAY?!" He screamed.

Kaiko was in a shop playing Ayaza.
"World End attacks!" He declared.
"No guard-" Ayaza felt something entering him as Izo possessed him. "Hello Kaiko."
"What?" Kaiko gave a confused face as Izo as Ayaza said,
"It's me, Izo." Kaiko became ghostly pale.
"No way... Izo?!" He exclaimed. People watching him raised a brow as they murmured.
"Yes, it's me. I should probably find an older body so we can also have drinks." He laughed as Kaiko noticed where they were and dragged Izo as Ayaza outside.

"So your telling me your a ghost?" Kaiko said as Izo as Ayaza nodded. "Damn..." He smiled slightly.
"Wait a sec," He looked at a guy down the road and tried to possess him as someone already took control of him. "Huh?" He mumbled to himself as Ayaza was now confused to why he was outside.
"Trying to possess my vessel?" A voice like Ayato asked.
"Ayato." Izo mumbled. "Where's Zeon?"
"He's with his sister in the afterlife." Ayato said. "He seems more happy there then anything."
"Heh, interesting." Izo smirked. "Say, how about we cardfight for it?" Dragonic Remnant dropped behind him as a spirit.
"Kaiser Vermillion." Ayato said as Dragonic Kaiser Vermillion's spirit dropped behind him.
"Stand up, THE VANGUARD!!" They both exclaimed.

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A/N

So, I hoped you enjoyed that XD

This one shot probably won't have a second part. The ending probably will be everything returning back to normal tbh. This wasn't even canon so idk what I'm saying XD

Anyways, that's all,

Fox out!

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