Shika's Old Deck Decklist and Questions and Answers

Màu nền
Font chữ
Font size
Chiều cao dòng

Shika: Wassup, Shika here to explain everybodies favourite clan, Spike Bros!

Yza: *shouts from far away* Thats just biased!

Grade 0

4x Cheer Girl, Tiara (Heal)

Shika: Self explantory

4x Cheerful Lynx (Draw)

Shika: Draws are NEEDED in Spike Brothers. Run 8 or 6 if you have to. But please for the love of bacon bits and God, don't run stands and please run atleast 4 draws

1x Mecha Trainer (Starting Vanguard)

Shika: So skill, cb, send to drop, grab a grade 1, just overall a good starter

4x Silence Joker (Unflip Crit)

Shika: This deck does ALOT of counterblasting, so this card is needed. Just, every Spike Brother deck needs this card aswell

4x Sonic Breaker (Critical)

Shika: Self explanatory

Grade 1

4x Cheer Girl, Marilyn (Perfect Guard)

Shika: Its a PG, don't run Kiss mark because it wasn't out at the time I made this deck, and I can't be assed to blow more cash for a deck I'll never use again

3x Medical Manager

Shika: When called or ridden, soulcharge. Simple

3x Reckless Express

Shika: Easy making columns using him. A 12k beater alone for a simple soulblast, is recycable and can disappear before Kagero and Narukami can get their hands on him

4x Wonder Boy (8k vanilla)

Shika: This card has been with me through thick and thin and just works in most builds. You really want to have just a back row of them

Grade 2

3x Fierce Leader, Zachary

Shika: Draw engine, pressure aswell, win win and better then Field Driller or whatever his name was... I mean, 7k was a low base and I don't wanna ride that

4x Highspeed, Brakki

Shika: Same with Reckless, but its a 14k swing

4x Treasured, Black Panther (10k vanilla)

Shika: For early game and just a good beatstick

Grade 3
4x Demonic Lord, Dudley Emperor (Avatar)

Shika: Whoo boy, this guy. Reason why I lose with this deck is because of his 10k base, and because this aint meta XD Anyways, his Limit Break 4 skill is that when it swings, counterblast two and shove two cards in hand into soul, search your deck for two Spike Bros, call 'em rear-guards. So basically you minus your hand and do a double sup call, so its not too bad. Second effect is that it gains 3k when its attacks, making it a 13k beatstick

4x Juggernaut Maximum

Shika: While you don't want to ride into him (sometimes you might because of that 11k base) you want to sup call him. Hes essentinally Reckless and Brakki, but for 16k, plus Wonder Boy and you get magic numbers!

Grade 4 (G-Deck)

4x Excellent Cheer Leader, Aery (G guardian)

Shika: G guard, while you have three or less rear-guards, it gets 5k. Good G guard, really.

4x Godly-speed, Flash Bruce

Shika: I gotta love that Flash Bruce, when it hits, you shove a card from hand to soul, search your deck for a guy, call it and it gets 5k until end of turn. Makes Juggernaut a 21k beatstick!

4x Great Villain, Dirty Picaro

Shika: When its swings, counterblast 2, and G Blast, for every face up G Unit, search your deck for one card and call it to rear-guard. Better Dudley Emporer

4x Great Warrior, Dudley Geronimo

Shika: Last but not least, GERONIMO!! Anyways, his skill, counterblast and G Persona Blast, if you have a Dudley heart, give all your units Reckless/Brakki/Juggernaut skills for FREE and all units can attack from back row. This card is just beautiful, best Dudley card in this game

================================

Shika: On to our Q and A!!

Q) To Yza-
Whats more important to you? Ramen or Rukia?

Yza: *gulp*

Rukia: Yeah Yza, which one... *glare*

Yza: ...*is breathing really heavy*...R-R...

Rukia: *intensly staring*

Mai: My bets on the food

Yza: R... R... R... Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rukia: I guess he will choose ramen over a human being ==

Yza: RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, I CAN'T CHOOSE, BOTH ARE AMAZING!! RAMEN IS DELICIOUS, BUT RUKIA'S A GREAT FRIEND ASWELL, BOTH HAD HELPED ME THROUGH THICK AND THIN! But I think I'll go with Rukia because she has boobs

Rukia: *bitch slaps Yza* ... *storms angrily*

Mai: *bends over Yza* You deserved that *leaves*

Yza: NO WAIT!! Someone, help?

Q) To Kazue-
Since we know that Kaiko's your husbando, crush and idol, lets say that another girl went out with Kaiko, and they were dating and stuff. What would you do?

Kazue: ... *smiles creepily and takes knife*

Ayaza: Dear God shes a yandere, Kaiko run!!

Kaiko: WAIT WHAT?! *flies to north america*

Kazue: Honey wait, I was gonna make dinner!! *mutters* Or rather make mince meat out of your lover, hahahaha...

Q) To Ghost Izo-
Posses a human being!

Ghost Izo: I think I'll have fun with this one *posses Zeon*

Zeon: *blinks and walks up to Backlion*

Backlion: Hey dude, whats up?

Zeon: I love you

Backlion: *blinks* I know we've been best friends for a long time, but you know I'm into girls right?

Zeon: Kiss me or I use this katana to kill you

Backlion: Zeon, this isn't usually like you...

Zeon: *draws katana* Now, kiss me

Backlion: Fuck you

Zeon: *drops pants and shows asshole* Do it

Backlion: WTF?!

Zeon: C'mon

Backlion: NOW, GET OUT OF HERE NOW YOU WEIRDO, THERE IS CLEARY SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD

Zeon: BACKLION-SENPAI, JUST PLEASE MAKE BABIES WITH ME

Backlion: KAIKO, I'M GONNA JOIN YOU IN NORTH AMERICA

Ghost Izo: *unposses Zeon and laughs his ass off*

Zeon: *blinks* Why are my pants down, and why do I have my katana out?

Q) To Rino-
Whats the most difficult dish you've made?

Rino: Probably getting vodka and milk to taste good together...

Wyvon: Either way, that pudding was beautiful Rino, if you were a girl, I'd totally make you my wife just for the food

Rino: I don't know whether to burn your books or be happy...

Wyvon: The latter

Q) To Backlion & Kaiko-
Hows life in North America?

Backlion: Great!

Kaiko: Everyone except Kazue and Zeon should join us, its pretty good over here

Kazue: Thought you could get away Kaiko-senpai?

Kaiko: Backlion, Europe, stat!

Q) To Sanda-
Have a fist fight with Naoki

Sanda: Your on Naoki

Naoki: Same to you

Yza: Holy shit, its the one guy I don't remember!

Ayaza: Thats rude, kick his ass Sanda!

Yza: Guy I don't remember, kick Sanda's ass!

Naoki: Its Naoki, and I'll do good! *throws an uppercut*

Sanda: *dodges and does a round house kick*

Naoki: *falls to floor, but bounced up and does a flying triangle on Sanda* Bam!

Sanda: Dammit!! *tries ro get Naoki off him*

Yza: No way, a flying triangle?!

Ayaza: Get his weak spot!!

Sanda: *choking* Graaah!

Naoki: *still in flying triangle* Haaah!

Sanda: F-forfeit!!

Naoki: *gets off* Whoo! I won!

Sanda: Good match Naoki, I didn't expect that

Naoki: Same to you!

Yza: Not only has Sanda lost all his vanguard matches, but his fighting matches too?!

Sanda: Meh, I have fun so I don't mind

Q) To Ayaza-
Where will you and Aya have your wedding?

Ayaza: What the?! Who said we were getting married!

Aya: *giggles* But if we were, where would you hold it?

Ayaza: Well I'm not fussy... So I don't mind really, as long as its suitable.

Aya: I agree

Q) To Kaiko & Backlion-
Hows life in Europe?

Backlion: Spain is gourgeous

Kaiko: It truly is

Kazue: Kaiko-senpai, when we have our wedding, I want it here~

Kaiko: WHAT ARE YOU, A STALKER?! BACKLION, AFRICA, NOW!!

Q) To Kyle-
Make a Black Hole Cult

Kyle: Now, for the name of the Black Hole Dragons... *goes on knees*

Yza: *goes on knees*

Kyle: We shall sacrifice, our mind, body and soul for our great and heavenly deities... TAKE OUR BODIES, BLACK HOLE DRAGONS!!

Yza: Wait a sec, WHAT?!

Kyle: GRAAAAAAAAAH I CAN FEEL MYSELF FALL TO THEM

Yza: I feel just... OH DEAR GOD ITS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGG

Q) To Kaiko & Backlion-
Hows Africa?

Backlion: Beautiful sunset, amazing animals, just perfect

Kaiko: Visiting villages are fun aswell

Kazue: Kaiko-kun, I'm here~

Kaiko: DAMMIT KAZUE, BACKLION, BACK TO ASIA!

Backlion: What about Anartica?

Kaiko: SCREW THAT, SHES DRIVING ME NUTS

Q) To Inu-
Why do you wear a half skirt?

Inu: Because its trendy and Ren-sama wears one aswell

Yza: Ren-sama... HEY, YOU AINT ALSO A FAN OF REN SUZAGAMORI ARE YOU?!

Inu: I am, you too?!

Yza: HELL YEA!! LETS MAKE A REN CULT!

Inu: OKAY! *kneels*

Yza: *kneels*

Inu & Yza: By the name of fighter Ren Suzugamori, we grant you ourselves for your offering, Ren-sama.

Yza: I feel him slowly take my soul... *sheds tear and wipes it*

Inu: His warthm... Oh how it eats me whole...

Q) To Kaiko & Backlion-
Hows Asia?

Backlion: Good to be back baby

Kaiko: I give up

Kazue: Yay! *hugs Kaiko's arm*

Kaiko: *rubs eyes* This girl is a nuisance, someone please give her some help

Jinsei: Of course Kaiko *takes away Kazue*

Kazue: Noooo! Kaiko-kun!!

Final Question!
Q) To Everyone-
One shot of everyone going to an Anime Convention!

Anime Expo 20neverteen Part 1 (actually canon because, and does contain spoilers)

Yza was in his cosplay, more specifically Issei Hyoudou from the Highschool DxD series. "Dying my hair brown is way worth it." He nodded happily to his friend, Ayaza, who was dressed as Karma Akabane from the Assassination Classroom series. They were in the main hall of the hotel.
"Why you chose him out of all people I don't know." He shook his head.
"Hey, Issei's one of my heroes!" Yza whined.
"Damn you demons!!" Zeon exclaimed as he was dressed as Rin Okumura from Blue Exorcist, swinging his sword around randomly.
"Zeon's having a blast swinging around a blue flamed sword." Ayaza sweatdropped.
"Hey guys!" Rukia smiled, she was dressed as Asuna from Sword Art Online.
"Hey Rukia." Ayaza greeted as Yza was having a nosebleed.
"Issei fits you a bit too well..." Rukia sweatdropped at the nosebleeding Yza.
"Shut up, not my fault you look good as her..." Yza said as he wiped the blood.
"Clear the stage and get out of the way, its show time!" Backlion smirked as he was dressed as the coolest, most epic anime character, Swagamoto from Sakamoto desu ga?.
"Woah, its Sakamoto-kun!" Ayaza said amazed.
"Whatcha think, pretty cool right?" Backlion grinned.
"Hey Yza!" Shika exclaimed as he waved his hand. He was dressed as Freed Sellzan from Highschool DxD. Yza blinked and his eyes lit up and he ran foward.
"Dude!!" Yza was in awe of his costume. "You look like the real deal!"
"Its a shame Rukia came in as Asuna, the old trio could've been Highschool DxD characters, and since shes blonde and Asia's blonde, hehe..." Shika laughed.
"We coulda reenacted that scene!!" Yza exclaimed as he grabbed Rukia and pulled her to where they were.
"Hey, don't be so rough!" Rukia exclaimed.
"Time for you to change into Asia!" Yza declared.
"Why?" Rukia asked.
"Because..." Yza pointed at himself then Shika.
"Seriously?" Rukia asked again, sighing.
"Please!" Yza dropped to his knees.
"It'll be like old times." Shika grinned.
"Alright, fine." Rukia gave in. "Where do I get the costume though?"
"We make it!" Ryu dropped down from the ceiling, he was dressed as Decim from Death Parade.
"A little expertise in making clothes from Serena," She was dressed as Tsubaki from Soul Eater and waved.
"A little inventing from Wyvon," Ryu pointed at Wyvon who was dressed as Genos from One Punch Man and smirked.
"A a bit of leading from me, we could make the best Asia costume in all of history!!" Ryu declared.
"Wow guys..." Rukia was in awe. "Your going through all this trouble just for us?"
"We're friends till the bitter end!" Serena declared. "Of course we'll help."
"Great, thanks alot." Rukia smiled softly.
"Lets start making this costume!!" Ryu cheered. "Hey Zeon,"
"Yeah?" Zeon asked as he stopped going ham.
"Can we use some cash to make Rukia's costume?" He asked. Zeon nodded and threw them a credit card.
"Swagamoto, we need you to get the items!" Ryu caught it.
"I'm on it when you need me." Backlion said as Wyvon started to sketch clothing.
"Someone measure her size and stuff!" Wyvon shouted. Yza stepped foward immediately.
"I will!"
"Alright, get her to strip to her underwear and measure from there." Wyvon said casually as Yza's jaw dropped.
"Wow!" Ayaza was laughing his ass off. Rukia's eye twitched as she blushed dark pink.
"Fine..." She sighed. "Yza, come with me..." Rukia started to walk to her shared hotel room.

In the hotel room, Rukia came out of the bathroom in her bra and underwear, blushing dark red. Yza had another nosebleed.
"M-make quick..." Rukia sighed. Yza's hand was twitching.
"I'm sorry in advance if my hand moves where it shouldn't, oh dear God..." Yza was shaking as he pulled the measuring tape around her waist. He found it hard to resist touching her boobs, as they were so close yet so far to his hands and face. "DAMMIT WHY DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A NICE BODY?!"

Meanwhile Wyvon was laughing his ass off downstairs.
"Oh my God Ayaza!!"
Ayaza was dark red as he saw Aya in her cosplay, which was Lucy from Fairy Tail.
"Did I break him?" Aya poked Ayaza's red cheeks.
"Nah, just more or less made him go even more mad for you." Wyvon laughed as he turned his head to see Rino in a Nagisa roleplay from Assassination Classroom.
"So?" He asked.
"Holy shit, you don't look half bad bud." Wyvon nodded his head impressed. Rino breathed a sigh of relief with pink cheeks.
"Thank God I did well on this cosplay..."
"Nice work Rino." Serena smiled at him.
"Karmagisa is real, so freaking real." Ryu said as he pushed Rino into Ayaza, making them fall into a hug.
"Hey!!" Rino exclaimed.
"Why do people even ship these two?! I knew I should've gone as Yato..." Ayaza sighed. Wyvon couldn't help but feel a sharp pang as Rino accidently hugged Ayaza.
"Whats this feeling?!" Wyvon asked himself as he held his heart in pain.
"You okay Wyvon?" Ryu asked him. Wyvon looked up and let go.
"Yeah, I'm fine." He replied simply. "That was strange..." He thought.

Yza swallowed hard to try and resist himself from not touching to much of her body.
"Why does Wyvon need this much info?! LIKE EVEN HER BOOB TO BOOB LENGTH!" Yza sighed in his mind as he measured some more parts.
"Could ya hurry up, I'm kinda cold here..." Rukia said simply.
"Oh, sorry!!" Yza apologised as he measured her head size aswell and wrote that down. "I'm sorry if I touch these..." He inhaled and exhaled, pulling the measuring tape from side of her breast to the end, and writing that one down. "HANDS CONTROL YOURSELF AND DON'T TOUCH HER- WAIT HANDS DON'T DO THIS TO ME... NO... BAD BOYS..." Yza's hand was trying to reach out to Rukia's boobs. "MUST RESIST. MUST RESIST. MUST RESIST..." Yza stared intesly at his hand.
"C'mon Yza, one touch will be fine!" Cooed the demon inside him.
"Don't listen to him, he just wants you to get in trouble!" The angel inside him exclaimed.
"Don't listen to this weeaboo, shes out in the open, plus, have you checked down there yet? Shes probably wet and wants someone to solve it, nudge, nudge, wink, wink." The demon inside him encouraged Yza.
"Thats rape!! Don't do it!!" The angel inside him screamed.
"If not that, you can always motorboat her..." The demon snickered.
"Thats just as bad..." The angel glared at the demon.
"Is not!" The demon replied.
"GUYS JUST SHUT UP, YOUR NOT HELPING!!" Yza screamed in his mind.
"Squeeze her boobs until she screams for more!" The demon licked his lips.
"Yza, you can't let your temptations blind you!" The angel inside him exclaimed.
"C'mon, shes your girlfriend, just do it!" The demon smirked.
"You need her consent." The angel said. Yza had it.
"RUKIA CAN I TOUCH YOUR BOOBS?!" He exclaimed, hand twitching from wanting to grab them. Rukia was in shock as she looked at the blushing Yza and his twitching hand.
"What in the...?"

To be continued in Part 2!!

================================

A/N

Best cliffhanger 2016 XD

Sorry for that, but I wanted to make it more exicting XD

Wait 3 chapters for the second part! Will Yza be able to touch some boobs? Or will Rukia decline? Or will this become Highschool DxD?! Find out next on Dragon Ball Z!

Fox out!

Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: Truyen2U.Pro