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Amidst the hell-scape Tokyo was reduced to, even Yozora found that inside his hospital room, he could enjoy himself by playing (bad) random players on Cardfight Area. With a laptop on his lap, Yozora was about to log into CFA, but interfering was a pop-up for a new update. Yozora sighed and searched up the website, clicking on the update files. Waiting about two minutes, he then extracted the RAR files into his CFA folder, and watched idly as time passed by.

While his CFA was updating, he read over the change-log. Yozora looked impressed at the new features; new sprites and sleeves, a better shuffler, soul/drop/bind counters, a new button to reveal the top card of the deck and what caught his eye the most was a new mini-game inside a dungeon. Yozora scratched the back of his head and cracked a light smile.

"I guess our threats when we went to Russia did work."

Curious about the new sleeves however, he opened up the files inside the folder and saw various new sleeves. None of them really stood out to him except the Claret Sword Dragon sleeves, and gold character sleeves of Luard, Ahsha, Chronojet, Gavrail and Gurguit. Yozora then logged in and ran around the lobby, before heading to where the mini-game was. It was at that moment, in the game's chat log, a message sent saying someone had completed the dungeon, and got sleeve 806.

Yozora checked the files again, seeing the Gurguit sleeve was 806. Suddenly, he was dead set on getting all five sleeves, and rushed to the dungeon. From there, he started navigating past spectres, through the confusing passages and trying to find the Oblivion and Disaster Keys. Unfortunately, Yozora was being induced with salt-filled rage, as the spectres ran into his avatar far too often.

To add insult to injury, the number of players completing the dungeon was piling up, and Yozora was being left behind. He was still lost and found a grand total of zero keys thus far; only finding the exit and randomly trying to get through. However, low and behold, Yozora finally ran into a key. He climbed up the ladder, snagged it, before a spectre swooped in and caught him out.

At this moment, Yozora's eye began twitching and he could hear the rage-induced screams of Ryuzaki from upstairs, calling CFA (and by extension Rem) names that are banned in a certain real life server. While Callum was out there fighting a God, Yozora and Ryuzaki were being covered in salt and filled with spite at Rem's hellish mini-game.

Forget that the end of the world was coming, the main priority on these two's minds were getting the golden sleeves so they could flex on randoms.

Time had passed and Yozora had finally figured out some form of a route to get both keys. When he did finally manage to collect both and was about to head to the exit, the worst thing imaginable could happen. He zipped past the spectres, entered the exit, reached the other side and headed into the temple to claim his prize.

Then, the CFA server crashed on him, closing him out and reducing all his hard work to nothing.

He stared blankly at the screen while he heard Ryuzaki unleash a string of unholy swears and the faint crashing of monitors and keyboards as well.

At any rate, it seemed like Ryuzaki was being more of a God of Destruction then Gyze was outside.

Yozora re-opened CFA and tried to connect back to the server. Nothing worked. Ryuzaki stormed downstairs and kicked open the hospital doors and looked at Yozora who understood what had to be done.

Now, while Callum was still fighting the God of Destruction, Yozora and Ryuzaki took a quick trip to Mother Russia - more specifically the CFA Base hidden underground - to confront Rem once and finally for all.

While Yozora may have been in a hospital gown and in a weakened state, he still soldiered forward to get his revenge on Rem. He and Ryuzaki bombed past the security, shot down the dense alloy doors, destroyed the identification systems and savagely went down to the deepest level they could, using all sorts of heavy artillery, and this time, all of the Plans A-Z.

Through the blazing smoke and mass destruction, Ryuzaki kicked down Rem's Office Door, being greeted by the familiar smell of vodka and the various empty glass bottles scattered around the room. Yozora slugged behind him, looking around for the CFA developer.

Behind the desk in the office, was a maroon leather seat turned facing away from the two. Ryuzaki pointed at it, and gritted his teeth while Yozora narrowed his eyes.

Slowly, the chair swivelled round, revealing Rem's very Russian, very bald and mildly bearded face.

"Hello comrades. I have been expecting you." He said in a thick Russian accent. His breath smelt strongly of alcohol. Yozora stepped back, intimidated by the fur coat Rem wore. "It's good to see you again, ya?"

Instead of replying calmly, Ryuzaki stormed towards Rem and pointed a gun at in between his eyes. With a glare filled with rage, Ryuzaki held onto the gun tightly, ready to pull the cold trigger. Yozora gulped, watching the scene unfold while the cold, eastern winds blew under his gown and froze up his legs.

"Cut the crap. You finally released a good update, with a better shuffler, new sleeves, new counters. But then... that mini-game. YOU HAD TO RUIN IT WITH THAT MINI-GAME. I can excuse the bad shuffler. I can excuse the superior Russian engineering. I can excuse no Thicc Arka. But this has crossed the line. THIS MINIGAME HAS MADE ME RAGE HARDER THEN THE TIME I NEVER GOT TO TOP 32, REM. EVEN IKU WITH HIS SHITTY BLADEMASTER WENT FURTHER THEN ME AND LITERAL DEUS EX MACHINA. I HAVE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU AS A PERSON! THIS IS THE END OF A CFA ERA, OLD MAN. I CAN'T ALLOW YOU TO FOREVER RUIN MY DAYS BECAUSE I CAN'T GET THE DAMN GOLD CHRONOJET SLEEVE BECAUSE THE DAMN FUCKING SPECTRES KEEP KILLING ME, AND THE EXIT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK!" Ryuzaki exclaimed. "YOU BETTER FIX THIS SHIT NOW OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!!"

"Try me, blyat." Rem said. Ryuzaki's rage pinpointed into pulling the trigger. With a sound snap, Ryuzaki had murdered Rem in cold blood, huffing and puffing. Yozora stepped forward, shaking.

"Ryuzu... you realise that without him... CFA can't update..." Yozora said with his shaky voice. Ryuzaki tossed his gun to the floor and walked back to Yozora.

"This won't be the last we see of Rem." Ryuzaki said coldly, walking out with his hands in his pockets. Yozora looked at the grizzly scene of Rem, dead, on the floor, and followed him.

As the Yozora and Ryuzaki flew back to Japan, Ryuzaki prepared to launch a counterattack on Gyze, who had defeated Callum with ease. He airdropped from the plane and left Yozora to go back to the Mansion and rest up. But as these events unfolded, another sinister plot took place.

Once again, deep inside the Russian CFA Base, a shadowy, large figure came into Rem's office. Kneeling beside the dead man, the shadowy figure nodded and put a finger to his earpiece.

"Hello, CFA Moonbase 1. It is I, Prototype Rem. Rem 1 has been disposed of. Please prepare Rem 2 for his replacement." The man said. He then left the scene, picking up the gun Ryuzaki used to kill Rem 1. "Cyka Blyat."

Somewhere, up in the starry skies, a technologically advanced base was set up deep underground and inside the core of the Moon. Inside, a scientist was utilising a string of DNA from Prototype Rem to create Rem 2 inside a vat of orange goop. A technological advancement so extreme, it was unknown to all scientists on Earth.

All scientists, except Ryuzu Myoujin (and the Void but he dead), who had done this procedure before to create clones of himself.

The one who made Rem 1, and by extension Prototype Rem, was Ryuzu Myoujin, one of the founders of the Vanguard Association. He looked at a large tub of orange, and saw a perfect replica of Rem emerge from the top.

"If Bushiroad won't let Cardfight Online be a thing, and if Cardfight Zero's nothing like Vanguard, then I have no choice but to keep this project alive." Ryuzu said to himself. He turned to the vat where the perfect clone of Rem stood at the rim, naked and exposing his strong Russian magnum dong. "Rem 2. It is time to take over Operation CFA."

Rem 2 leaped out of the vat and put on a fur coat to hide his strong Russian butt.

"Yes, Master Ryuzu."

To be continued.....?

「Happy April Fools」

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