Ryuzaki: BEFORE THE FINAL VOLUME OF Z WORLD BEGINS, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL RECLAIM MY RELEVANCY IN THIS VOLUME BY BEING THE HOST OF QNA! NO ONE CAN STOP ME! NOBODY! I WILL PAY MY WAY OUT OF THIS MESS! FOX, NAME YOUR PRICE!

Anyone else want to be QnA host?

Ryuzaki: DON'T IGNORE ME!!!

Cast: *no one raises a hand*

Zak: *raises hand*

Ryuzaki: *through gritted teeth* I will ram a truck through your editor's house...

Zak: *slowly puts hand down*

It's decided, you're getting your screen time back, Ryuzaki.

Ryuzaki: HA HA, SUCK MY DICK! *rips off clothes to reveal a dazzling gold suit* WELCOME BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO THE Z WORLD QNA! I'M YOUR BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, RELEVANT HOST, RYUZAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIIII MIKAZUCHI! HELL YEAH! Joining me today is the best character of Z World......... Zeon Ishima!

Zeon: *enters studio* My back hurts from carrying the second half.

Ryuzaki: He's back, less edgy, and most importantly, here to crack a cold one with the boys! *opens beer can*

Zeon: I'm underaged, so I'll drink juice. *cracks open can* Thanks for having me everyone! My time on this book has been really rough...

Ryuzaki: You ended up better then where you started. Even have a new love interest, eh? Shout out to best girl Lucine for saving his life.

Zeon: Yeah, I agree. Even though it was just pain and suffering, I felt like I grew up a bit.

Ryuzaki: Exactly! That's the core message of the ED too - being true to yourself and growing up into a better person!

Zeon: Jeez, Fox really hit the nail on the head with this one. *sips grape juice* Though, I'm not sure if this was a good deal. I traded being with my major crush for being a better protagonist than Yza... was it worth it or not?

Ryuzaki: Well, we'll see and find out in due time. Now, let's move onto the que—

Fubuki: *bursts onto the stage* DID SOMEONE SAY PROTAGONIST?!

Ryuzaki: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GET OFF THE STAGE!

Fubuki: I SMELL PROTAGONIST, WHERE IS IT?!

Ryuzaki: IN THE HOSPITAL ROOM BEING A VEGETABLE!

Fubuki: OH BOY, TIME TO UNPLUG SOME MACHINERY, BABY!

Zeon: Should I stop him?

Ryuzaki: No, no, it's fine. AYAZA, WHERE ARE YOU, WE NEED YOUR HELP!

Ayaza: *appears* What's up?

Ryuzaki: If Fubuki accidentally murders Yza while he's a vegetable, can you bring Yza back to life?

Ayaza: Probably.

Ryuzaki: Perfect. Now, LET'S GET THIS MEMEFUL QNA SHOW ON THE ROAD!

Zeon: No wonder I got called in as a guest today... Yza's still unconscious.

Ryuzaki: We can blame Ayaza for that.

Ayaza: ...do you want me to revive him or not?

Ryuzaki: Of course, of course! Please, I'm begging you, I need a student to bully in 2048 after Ryuuga becomes a man 😔

Ayaza: That's... oddly specific...

Ryuzaki: Bruh you're a big ass dragon, you can see into the future too, right?

Ayaza: If we kill Yza, then Rukia and Zeon end up together.

Zeon: *spits out juice*

Ryuzaki: Is Yuuto still their child?

Ayaza: Yes, but he's the Sister Complex Kingpin of A Class instead of E Class.

Ryuzaki: Damn, Yuuto being not a loser isn't any fun though!

Zeon: What the hell are you guys talking about...

Q) To Ryuzaki-
To celebrate the end of Z World with the tree that connects the CCEU, use time travel truck-kun to bring the future protags here.

Ryuzaki: This. *time travel truck-kun crashes through the studio*

Ryuuga: Urgh, my head... I was walking to school one day, but then... a truck crashed into me...

Yuuto: Ow... my body... when I was going to visit auntie, a truck suddenly appeared and rammed into me...

Kin: You guys got ran over by trucks? *chuckles*

Zeon: Who the... who the hell are they?!

Ryuuga: Did I die...?

Yuuto: Am I in an isekai...?

Kin: The truck said there was free food inside, so I rushed in immediately! But then I got teleported here, and I don't see any food!!

Ryuzaki: Welcome to the Z World QnA, romcom protagonist Ryuuga.

Ryuuga: Who the— Ryuzaki? What the hell is all this?

Ryuzaki: Bakakin.

Kin: Seriously, where's the food? I was promised spicy ramen topped with cheese!

Ryuzaki: And finally, the loner virgin loser shut-in NEET with daddy issues who had a crush on his mom, Yuuto.

Yuuto: Oh god, even in another world I can't escape you, Mikazuchi-sensei...

Ryuzaki: This isn't another world, my dear Siscon Kingpin of E Class.

Yuuto: What is this then? Wait, I've been here before...

Kin: You have?

Ryuuga: Actually, this place does look familiar.

Kin: I've never been here before though...

Yuuto: ...oh god, don't tell me.

Ryuuga: ...wait, I've smelled this place before.

Yuuto & Ryuuga: THIS IS THE QNA SET!!

Ryuzaki: I told you idiots that this was the Z World QnA! Why is Bakakin the only one who's paying attention?!

Kin: *chuckles*

Yuuto: So that means...

Ryuuga: We're in the past...!

Zeon: So who's Yuuto?

Yuuto: I'm Yuuto.

Ryuuga: Ha, I watched your war once.

Kin: Ha, he's my loser cousin.

Yuuto: You two are the worst...

Ryuzaki: Long story short, Yuuto's the son of Yza and Rukia.

Zeon: So Yza recovers from his vegetative state?

Ryuzaki: Yes, unless Fubuki murders Yza while he's hospitalised and kickstarts Cardfight!! Vanguard G: Z World -If-.

Yuuto: He's hospitalised?

Ryuzaki: Yeah, Ayaza knocked some sense into Yozora and he's been a vegetable ever since.

Yuuto: Where is he?

Ryuzaki: I didn't think you were the type to care—

Yuuto: I'm going to pull the plug.

Ryuzaki: ...

Zeon: ...

Ryuuga: ...

Kin: Good idea, I don't want you as my cousin anyways

Ryuzaki: BUT THAT MEANS YOU DIE TOO! WHAT?!

Kin: Wait, I do?

Ryuuga: You guys expected too much from Bakakin.

Kin: *chuckles*

Zeon: But he's your father Yuuto, you can't!

Yuuto: My life is shit anyways, last week I got lynched by a Kaido fanboy and the former American president Barack Obama's grandson.

Zeon: What the hell kind of school do you go to...

Ryuzaki: HELL YEAH, KAIDO, HE'S MY SON!

Ryuuga: Kaido nearly sued me... *rocks back and forth*

Yuuto: That guy hates everyone except his girlfriend...

Kin: *chuckles*

Yuuto: Anyways, get out of my way, I'm not letting Yza live!

Zeon: That's a bad idea, you'll regret it!

Kin: Meh, let him

Ryuzaki: You'll be erased too, Bakakin!

Kin: Sometimes a great sacrifice is necessary for a better future. *nods like a hero*

Ryuuga: Why am I the only normal one here.....

Yuuto: *charges into the hospital room*

Zeon: Yuuto, no, wait!

Ryuzaki: No Zeon. Let him.

Zeon: But, Ryuzaki, he—

Ryuzaki: Fubuki will stop him.

Fubuki: *reeeeeeeeees in the distance*

Q) To Kin-
Be as obvlious and dense to those who see you as a love interest as Bakarina.

Ryuzaki: Bakakin for Silence or we riot

Kin: *chuckles* I don't know what you guys are talking about

Ryuzaki: Time to dial up your love interests. First up!

Asahi: Huh? When did I...? How did I end up here?

Kin: Oh look, it's my faction's leader, King Asahi.

Asahi: Kin, there you are! I've been looking all over for you! Would you... perhaps like to eat lunch with me?

Kin: Ohmygod yaaaaas, gimme gimme, I wan spicy ramen topped with cheese, ever since that strange truck lured me in, all I've wanted was cheesy, spicy raaaaamennnnnnnnnnnnn eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee >w<

Asahi: That's not what I... *laughs* Okay, sure. We'll get spicy, cheesy ra—

Shiro: E-Eh? When did I get here...?

Kin: Eh?! King Asahi, where did you go?! I want my raaaaamennnnnnnnn!

Shiro: Oh, hello there Kin. What are you doing here?

Kin: I was lured in by a truck saying it had food.

Shiro: Typical Bakakin... *giggles* Say, how about we get out of here and I'll cook you some?

Kin: Really?! Really?!

Shiro: Yes, of course. After all, I—

Kazane: Uwa, I was just playing rugby minutes ago but now I'm here...

Kin: Kazane, where did Shiro go?! She said she'd cook me spicy, cheesy ramen!

Kazane: Lucky! Shiro never wants to cook me anything, even though her homemade meals are so good!

Kin: Ikr! Her food is delicious!

Kazane: So, where are we anyways?

Kin: They say it's a "QnA studio", but I don't quite get what it means...

Kazane: Oh, we scheduled this place out for after Checkmate 5, but we received no questions so we had to scrap it and—

Ryuzaki: Ooookaaaaaay then, I think you get the point, ahahahaha! Bakakin is oblivious to her harem!

Kin: *chuckles*

Ryuzaki: Check out Silence by Little_Cute_Cookie, updates on Friday.

Kin: Smooth plug, Ryuzaki. Smooth plug.

Q) To Yuuto-
Tell everyone how much of a cuckhold you are.

Yuuto: *enters the hospital room*

Fubuki: *looming over Yza*

Yuuto: ...there you are! *storms over to the bed*

Fubuki: AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, REEEEEEEEEE?!

Yuuto: What the— that's my line! Who are you?!

Fubuki: I'M FUBUKI ANSEI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, PROUD PROTAGONIST SLAYER REEEEEEEEEEEE AND I'M HERE TO DEFEAT THIS PROTAGONIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yuuto: I don't care if you're a protagonist slayer, I'm here to pull the plug on this person.

Fubuki: REEEEEEE— Wait, what?

Yuuto: This person needs to die for a better future. If he doesn't exist, then life will be better for everyone.

Fubuki: Oh, I get it... the reason why you're here.

Yuuto: That's right. I'm here to kill my... I'm here to kill this per—

Fubuki: YOU'RE A DAMN PROTAGONIST HERE TO SAVE THE FUTURE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I, FUBUKI ANSEI, WILL SLAY YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW SO THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN! YOU'LL BE MY APPETISER TO MY MAIN MEAL, THIS VEGETATIVE PROTAGONIST, REEEEEEEEEEEE! SAY YOUR LAST WORDS, PROTAGONIST!!!

Yuuto: There's no need. If I pull the plug on him, I won't exist anymore. Slaying me is a waste of time.

Fubuki: Then it's more reason to beat you, right here and now! I won't let you get past me and pull the plug on this protagonist! I LIVE BY THE FACT I WILL SLAY ALL PROTAGONISTS, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Yuuto: Damn it... then I'll beat you, you protagonist slayer!

Fubuki: Stand up—

Yuuto: —the Vanguard!

*ten minutes later*

Fubuki: Raging Form attacks with a boost.

Yuuto: Perfect guard.

Fubuki: No trigger. Raging Form's Limit Break, I ride a Raging Form from hand and attack.

Yuuto: No guard.

Fubuki: Double critical, all effects to Vanguard.

Yuuto: *eyebrow twitches* Damage check... no triggers...

Fubuki: REEEEEEEEE, I BEAT ANOTHER PROTAGONIST, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! NOW, TELL THE WHOLE WORLD HOW MUCH OF A CUCKHOLD YOU ARE!!! AND LEAVE THIS ROOM, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Yuuto: *sniffles* I'm... I'm a cuckhold for Yukina... Matsushita cucked me... he used his charming good looks and made Yukina his girlfriend... *begins to cry*

Fubuki: I- wait, what?

Ryuzaki: *bursts into room* Wait, what?

Ryuuga: *drops from ceiling* Wait, what?

Kin: *pops up from the floor* Wait, what?

Zeon: *enters room normally* Do you want to talk about it?

Yuuto: *nods* This entire time, I... *begins to cry a river*

Zeon: There, there... *hugs Yuuto and pats his back* let it all out...

Yuuto: She was... I was... I was cucked by him... I just wanted to be by her side... *cries into Zeon's shoulder*

Ryuzaki: Did I get the right Yuu-kun? *sweating*

Q) To Ryuuga-
Cry in Shuka Saito while explaining Zazan.

Ryuuga: OH GOD NO OH GOD PLEASE NO OH STOP

Shuka Saito: Papapa dubidu baba~

Ryuuga: NO OH GOD WHY ME PLEASE NO

Ryuzaki: :ehue: :ehue: :ehue:

Ryuuga: *falls to the floor crying* SHUKA SAITO IS BETRAYING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shuka Saito: Kimi wa iji waru na touriame~

Ryuuga: Z-Zazan is...

Shuka Saito: Itazura ni yasashiku nante shinaide~

Ryuuga: Zazan is a grade 1 Cray Elemental... *sobbing*

Ryuzaki: *munches popcorn* I made this happen, btw (smug face)

Shuka Saito: Manmato suikonde sodachimashita~

Ryuuga: That was released in Premium Collection 2020..... *crying*

Shuka Saito: Mune no oku no oku ni saita hana~

Ryuuga: And it's skill works on VC and RC... with the cost being SB1... *mild breakdown*

Shuka Saito: Sore wa koi to yuu namae no hinshu desu~

Ryuuga: You call two vanilla units from hand to rear-guard... *PTSD intensifies*

Shuka Saito: Amai nioi to shinzou ya chikutto~

Ryuuga: If you called two, then... y-you... y-y-you........ Ryuzaki, please no, this is too scarring... I can't... please.....

Ryuzaki: *munches on popcorn* INTENSIFY THE SHUKA SAITO BETRAYAL

Ryuuga: OH GOD NO

Shuka Saito: PATTO HIRAITA AH KONO FURAWAA~

Ryuuga: NO RYUZAKI WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Shuka Saito: DONNA ZUKAN NI MONO TTE NAI YA~

Ryuuga: NO MORE NO MORE THIS IS TOO MUCH *sobbing* ZAZAN HAS DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE TO ME!

Ryuzaki: EXPLAIN THE CARD!!!

Shuka Saito: SEKAI HATSU NO DAI HAKKEN DAKARA KIMI NI MISETAKUTE~

Ryuuga: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shuka Saito: NA NO NI MARUDE KYOUMI NAI MITAI SA~

Ryuuga: IF YOU CALL TWO, YOU CAN DRAW 2 CARDS AND FLIP A CYCLONED FACE UP!! THERE, I SAID IT! I SAID RYUZAKI, ARE YOU HAPPY?! *sad doge and Carson meme intensifies*

Ryuzaki: This was soooooo worth it. Whenever I get screentime, shit like this happens. You know you want me back, Fox. *wink wink*

Shuka Saito: Nokku shite mo irusu tsukatte~ rokku shita mama no kimi no tobira~ sore na no ni nikumenai ya kore dakara fushigi da~ tsubami wa be hora, hiraite shimaun da—

Ryuuga: *sobbing* PA PA PA

Shuka Saito: Mou dou shiyou tsubomi wa ne hora~ tsubomi wa me hora, hiraite shimaun da, PA PA PA~!!

Ryuzaki: If you want to see more of Ryuuga being betrayed by the hands of Shuka Saito, check out Spiral Soul by kaiishida.

Ryuuga: Don't turn my suffering into a way to plug my book, you monster!

Q) To Zeon-
Best character of Z World, no questions asked. Your character was beautiful, I love you, please make a Zeon side story happen or we riot.

Ryuzaki: See, Zeon? It was worth it. Who needs Rukia anyways? You got the fans instead!

Zeon: *sniffles* Yeah... I'm really glad... that I have everyone's support... *trying not to cry*

Ryuzaki: Yeah Fox, when's the Zeon's side story coming, huuuuuh?

Z World -If- isn't a bad idea...

Ryuzaki: T-That was a joke, we don't need Z World -If-... we need a Zeon side—

Maybe I'll do a one-shot about Zeon...

Zeon: You don't have to go so far for me... *wiping tears with tissues* after all, my character arc here is finished. You should focus on other characters who deserve it!

Mitsuba: Like me!

Ryuzaki: When did you get here, Mitsuba?

Zeon: He's gone now...

I felt great disturbance in the force. Maybe Mitsuba was more powerful than I thought when I first made him...

Ryuzaki: Volume 4 [Mitsuba God], coming soon.

Q) To Lucine-
You saved Zeon's life, so you're best girl. Things might have dunked between you and Chouji, but Zeon is better.

Lucine: I'm always glad to be best girl, teehee! ☆ Chouji will forever be a superstar in my heart, even if... *cries*

Chouji: For reference, we were dating back during Cray's Collapse, but broke up during the baseball game in the summer.

Ryuuga: OH GOD NO, YOU'LL AWAKEN SHUKA SAITO AGAIN—

Shuka Saito: Papapa dubidu baba~

Ryuuga: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lucine: Shuka Saito go brrrrr

Q) To Rukia-
Best female protagonist, enough said. I like Alice and Homura a lot, but this final chapter was all I needed.

Rukia: Remember when everyone hated me? Me too. I'm glad that I could turn things around though!

Alice: Well, me and Rukia share blonde hair, so obviously I'll be the next best.

Homura: No, me and Rukia share being the main love interest to the protagonist, so obviously I'll be next best!

Alice: No, me!

Homura: I'll kick your ass back to France!

Alice: Try me, you giant tsundere!

Homura & Alice: *throwing hands*

Ryuzaki: *munches on popcorn* I love catfights. Meow!

Q) To Cuckusei-
Have fun catching soaps, this isn't prison school.

Kakusei: Jokes on you, my cellmate is Callum.

Callum: I'm on their side dumbass, get ready to be shanked in your sleep!

Kakusei: AYATO, CALLUM'S THREATENING VI—

Ayato: Sorry, what was that? I don't understand human garbage.

Callum: Ayato, bruv, can I shank him?

Ayato: Being a corrupt cell guard, I'm going to let you do this just once. 🙂

Callum: Ay sick fam, his liver will be sold for a good cause *sharpens ye olde plastic fork*

Kakusei: God no... please no... HAVE MERCY!!!!

Callum: C'mere, wasteman! *shanks*

Q) To Ryuzaki-
How does it feel to still be cucked by two european guys?

Ryuzaki: Not anymore biiiiiiiitch. Suck. My. Balls.

I think Zeon should be host for this QnA.

Ryuzaki: Wait, :huh:?

Zeon: What?

Ryuzaki: I'M GETTING CUCKED BY THE EUROPEAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Zeon: Um... *is suddenly in a good suit* I-I'm your new host, Zeon Ishima....?!

Yza: And I'm your guest, Yza Blade! Sup!

Yozora: Don't forget me too! *idol smile*

Kinjuzo: Or me. *grunts*

Zeon: It's all 3 personalities!

Yza: I'm here to fuck Rukia's tits by force!

Yozora: I'm here to accelerate my career from idol to musician!

Kinjuzo: I'm here to protect my queen, Mai.

Zeon: They're literally Force, Accel and Protect...!

Q) To Maverick-
WHO IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Maverick: Is it time we tell them?

???: I've been hiding under their noses this entire time.

Maverick: You're a mysterious person after all. That's why I was so drawn to you.

???: Sentimental dummy.

Maverick: I missed this side of you too, Kizari.

Kizari: Hmph, I didn't know you had a thing for bad attitudes, Maverick.

Ryuzaki: Double take, who that?

Kizari: I was in Shadows as the one who gave Shibaru to Akari. I'm Kizari Yui, pleasure to be of service.

Maverick: She's a cute, strawberry blonde haired, twin-tailed tsundere who loves cats!

Kizari: Don't tell them that! That's embarrassing!

Ryuzaki: Someone get my niece in here, I need to compare.

Natsumi: Nya?

Ryuzaki: Strawberry blonde hair? Check. Love of cats? Check. Muscles of Maverick? Super check.

Natsumi: I don't have muscles though, Unkie Ryuzaki...

Ryuzaki: You have large breasts to take make up for that. She's definitely your guy's daughter!

Kizari: If her name's Natsumi, then I definitely named her. I've always wanted to call my daughter that, since I love summer. Besides, Maverick can't name things to save his life. He calls his forks "Stabby Grabby" like a preschooler...

Maverick: Stabby grabby is genius!

Kizari: No it's not!

Maverick: Pah, you don't understand.

Kizari: Simply put, I'm the brains, he's the brawn.

Maverick: The big muscly brawn, yeaaaaah!

Kizari: His muscles are super cool.

Maverick: And her twin-tails are super cute.

Kizari & Maverick: I love you, my honey-boo!

Ryuzaki: I suddenly feel like a third wheel...

Natsumi: Nya!

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Bring Mitsuba over real quick.

Ryuzaki: So this is why you came earlier, Mitsuba.

Mitsuba: I come prepared, no matter the situation. *scummy smile*

Ryuzaki: You definitely got paid to do this... you reek of private points.

Q) To Mitsuba-
Use Mitsuba Logic to explain how Striken X is a viable deck and then fuck off to the future.

Ryuuga: Excuse me, what?

Kin: *chuckles* We're in danger.

Yuuto: Did I just hear Striken in 2048?

Mitsuba: Hell yeah you did, Takanori! The great ikemen Mitsuba-sama is here to explain to you scrubs why Striken X will fuck you up! You only need 2 cards, and the other cards in your deck can supplement this combo!

Yuuto: In the first place, why are you using Striken? It's a R card, and you use cards that are exclusively RRR or higher...

Mitsuba: Do you want the short or long answer?

Yuuto: Both.

Mitsuba: Short answer? That's my character arc. Long answer? Read volume 2 to find out.

Yuuto: Compelling, we're getting more screen time with you in volume 2.

Ryuzaki: Oi, why do you two get to break the fourth wall, that's my job!

Yuuto: Shut up you irrelevant old man.

Ryuzaki: My class will smite you in volume 2. We have daddy Zyriot, and you have the wanker Matsushitter!

Mitsuba: The combo is easy - you just need Striken and The X in your hand! On your grade 2 turn, ride Striken and turtle them. The next turn, ride The X and use Striken's skill to draw a card and give your Vanguard +5k and a crit! Then The X can use it's own skill to gain The End's skill, which lets you restand the Vanguard three times! Slap an Imaginary Gift: Force II and a Heat Shot Dragon to consistently boost, and you can attack three times with a 26k/3 crit Vanguard! Imagine all the triggers you can pull and slap on that bad boy! Gallop is crying in his gravestone as we speak!

Kin: We don't speak of failures in this household. *sweeps Grandgallop and Yuuto under the rug*

Yuuto: *crawls from under rug* SINCE WHEN WAS I A FAILURE?!

Kin & Ryuuga: "I don't need such handicaps."

Ryuzaki: That aged worse than "Dimension Police brutality."

Yuuto: I mean, that's a great combo and all, but what if your opponent doesn't give you the two counterblast? Your only means of countercharge is Aermo, but none of what you do retires an opponent's rear-guard, and even if you did, all of Kagero's good cards that can retire cost a counterblast to use.

Mitsuba: Takanori, Takanori. There are two ways you can handle this situation. If they choke you, just use the counterblast on The End's skill instead of Striken. In that case, Striken has acted as a perfect guard and protected you from dealt one damage, which is good in the long run. It gives you an extra turn to rinse and repeat a triple restand smackdown!

Yuuto: Then what was the point of clogging up your deck with Striken? You would be better off playing a card like Dekat, since Dekat can give Battledore, which would force two cards out of hand, essentially the same as having three critical, and your opponent would actually give you two counterblast to work with. The difference is it's not situational, it punishes perfect guards, and it's even in SP rarity for you to flex with. I can't believe out of all people that I have to convince to use a high rarity card over a rare would be Mitsuba...

Kin: Psst, Ryuugacchi. Is it just me, or is Yuuto giving good advice?

Ryuuga: Psst, Bakakin. If you throw enough shit at the wall, something's bound to stick.

Mitsuba: I haven't come to my second point, Young Takanori. You see, even though your argument is sound, and I dare say tempting, you forget the value of card games applied practically. In theory, Dekat is strictly superior to Striken, but against an opponent in a social setting, I can use my communication skills to distract them to not read the card!

Yuuto: You're joking, right...?

Mitsuba: Nope! Striken is an old card, way back from the first set! No one would know what it does - which means they have to read the card to find out what they do! Statistically, 69% of Vanguard players (nice) don't read the cards their opponent uses during battle! The remaining 31% could read my card, but I can distract them from doing that by talking to them about something completely unrelated! I only have to do this for the grade 2 turn to be safe, heheh.

Yuuto: And what if they read the card?

Mitsuba: If they know what I'm up to, then it's time to resort to toxic Mitsuba.

Yuuto: Toxic... Mitsuba?

Mitsuba: I'll bully them with trash talk! I'll say all sorts of obscene shit that would get viciously censored on live TV and belligerently call them a pussy for not giving me what I want!! By evoking a reaction from them, they can't think straight and act recklessly!!! I'LL TILT MY OPPONENTS TO GIVE ME TWO COUNTERBLAST!!!!

Yuuto: I'm losing brain cells listening to you...

Mitsuba: Watch me pull it off, Takanori! In volume 2, I'll fight a D Class student and blow them out of the water with my Striken X! It's the combination of low rarity and high rarity, the light and shadow fusing into one combo play that's representative of the new me!

Yuuto: Please, fuck off back to the future...

Mitsuba: I'm not done, I'm never done! The great ikemen Mitsuba Jun-sama will always prevail victorious with the flames of high rarity and nothing will stop meeeeeeeeeeee~—

Yuuto: *sigh* Why are my classmates idiots......

Q) To Maverick-
Saido chesto or holy shit?

Maverick: This is my final form! *flexes golden SAIDO CHESTO* Holy shit, my shirt ripped off. *golden poop falls from the sky*

Kin: Holy Matsushitters, Yuuto just fell from the sky!

Yuuto: I'M RIGHT HERE, KIN!

Ryuuga: No way, this piece of golden poop is worth more than Yuuto. It's made of gold!... Gold is still respected in 2048, right?

Yuuto: If it wasn't, then how would Kaido flex on us... plus, Kin's name literally translates as "gold", so if anything, that piece of poop is her.

Kin: Alternatively, that piece of poop is Ryuuga. Shiny and desirable on the outside, but filthy and unpleasant on the inside.

Ryuuga: That's a pretty accurate description of me... HEY, WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!

Ryuzaki: The analytical piece "How a piece of golden poop represents the next generation of protagonists" is coming soon to a Fox near you!

Q) To Yozora-
That Ubume getting chopped scene is a yikes for me dawg. Hope you're hanging in there.

Yozora: Oh yeah, I'm definitely hanging... ha ha... ha ha...

Kinjuzo: Psst, Yza.

Yza: Psst, what?

Kinjuzo: Isn't that new personality even more edgy than you are?

Yza: Yeah, but... he's seen stuff man, we can't judge.

Kinjuzo: True, your biggest issue is trying to pipe Rukia.

Yza: And your biggest issue is trying to convince the police you're not a pedo.

Kinjuzo: Mai is 18! She's older than us!

Yza: Still has the body of a 12 year old...

Kinjuzo: Flat is justice!

Yza: Bigger is better!

Q) To Shouri-
Obtain Maverick's bracelet that turns his skin to steel since that was a thing in an OVA.

Maverick: Shouri, catch! *throws bracelet*

Shouri: *catches bracelet and slaps it on* Time to go, max steel! *turns into steel*

Q) To Shouri-
Proceed to ORA ORA ORA Cuckusei while his body is frozen.

Callum: Don't worry, he's already paralysed in bed.

Kakusei: *plastic shank sticking out of his abdomen*

Shouri: *cracks knuckles and jumps on top of Kakusei* Thanks for laying the groundwork, Callum!

Callum: I'm a reformed man, innit. *munches on fried chicken*

Shouri: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

And on that day, Kakusei never looked the same ever again.

Q) To Shisue-
Burn the Cuckusei voodoo dolls in nuclear fire. Make him suffer.

Shisue: Where do I get nuclear fire from?

Zeon: Ryuuga, get Masato on speed-dial.

Ryuuga: Masato, we need your expertise.

Masato: Nuclear fire, huh? I'm gonna need back-up.

Ike-sensei: The calvary has arrived!

Dr. Yukimura: With the power of science, we'll obliterate those voodoo dolls!

Zeon: What is this crossover?!

Masato: I'm ready to set the fire up with my superior mechanical engineering!

Ike-sensei: I'll gather unstable elements as the responsible adult!

Dr. Yukimura: And with the power of science, I'll combine those elements into nuclear radiation!

Masato, Ike-sensei & Dr. Yukimura: WE ARE, THE SCIENCE TRIPLETS!

Shisue: Umu.

Zeon: Amazing... the power of science, it's...!!

Masato: Fire, ready!

Ike-sensei: Uranium, ready!

Dr. Yukimura: This is exhilarating. LET'S GO, EXPLOOOOOOOOSIOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Megu: Hey, that's my line!

Fubuki: REEEEEEEEE WHAT IS MY NIECE IN THE FUTURE DOING HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*one nuclear bomb later*

Shisue: It's safe to throw the voodoo dolls in here, right?

*a nuclear fire is spreading throughout the studio*

Zeon: YOU GUYS, WHERE'S THE FIREFIGHTERS?! WE'RE GONNA DIE IF THIS KEEPS UP!!

Masato: Burn the doll alive.

Ike-sensei: Get that criminal outta here.

Dr. Yukimura: I'LL SNAP HIS LEGS IN TWO AGAIN (see last QnA) IF YOU DON'T HURRY IT!!!

Shisue: Sheesh, the next generation sure are fired up. *throws voodoo dolls into fire*

*meanwhile*

Shouri: ORA ORA ORA— Wait, why are you set on fire? OH GOD, I'M MELTING, THE STEEL IS MELTING HOLY SHIT—

*a few hours later*

Zeon: Welcome to our new set... the last one got burnt down.

Shisue: It was for a good cause, umu.

Zeon: We should've made the fire outside.

Shisue: Tell that to our science triplets, they— oh, they're gone.

Q) To Yza and Ryuuga-
Discuss boobs, ass and thighs.

Yza: Mankind... back when we still walked on all fours, we always had in front of us... the butt. Then, from the time mankind started walking on two legs, we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our faces... were boobs! Women grew larger breasts, to take the place of buttocks. The original source of life is the buttocks! In other words... nobody who is an ass man can be all bad.

Ryuuga: That was really awe-inspiring, but as a man of the thigh, I cannot let your crimes of ass-loving get away! Thighs are the supreme body part for they are plump, squishy and are the best thing to lay your head on! Lap pillows are the epitome of gentle, pure love! Breasts and ass are linked to sexual thoughts, while thighs can be viewed anytime as a place of relaxation! That's why thighs are the best! Better than the breast! Less ass than the rest!

Yza: Hold it right there! Lap pillows are lovely, but why put your head on thighs when you can put it on the superior boobs?! I too can appreciate thighs, as the gap between the skirt and thigh highs is my religion, but motorboating the soft, fluffy, bouncy pillows known as boobs is way more relaxing than lying on a girl's lap! And in the first place, lying on a girl's lap isn't pure at all! Your nose is buried in their crotch, and you can smell their sweet womanly scent! That's more lewd than rubbing your face in between cleavage, you misguided deviant!

Ryuuga: You don't have to put your face in the coochie if you turn the other way! And if you lay your head on breasts, that's way more sexual! Sure, it can be more comfy, but that's only girls with sweater stretchers! What if they have itty bitty titties?! That's like laying your head on cardboard! But the thigh.... the thigh is universal! All girls have thighs, no matter how big their breasts are! Plump thighs, thin thighs, all thighs were made to cradle the head! If you can lay your head on a girl's lap, then you have the rare and mystical power to enjoy her company without getting hard!

Yza: Hohoho, all girls have thighs, huh? LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY LITTLE FRIEND, THE FEMALE AMPUTEE!

Ryuuga: WHAT?!

Yza: The female amputee doesn't have legs, meaning she doesn't have thighs! How are you going to lay your head on their thighs now, huh?! Moreover, what if they're bound to a wheelchair?! How will you lay your head on a girl who's disabled, huh?! By not considering these types of people in the world, you cannot say "all girls"! Only the majority! Where is your sense of equality, Ryuuga?!

Shuka Saito: Papapa dubidu baba~

Ryuuga: Wait, that noise... it sounds familiar...!

Yza: Are you paying attention to me, Ryuuga?! I'm about to school you on the way of the breast!

Ryuuga: Y-yes, ero master Yza!

Shuka Saito: Kimi wa iji waru na touriame~

Ryuuga: N-NO, NOT AGAIN!!

Yza: You need to appreciate all woman in this world, no matter their situation! All girls have one thing in common - the chest! Without a chest, they cannot live! It's simply impossible, as the chest houses the heart, the most vital organ for all human beings! As such, do you know what grows on the chest? Breasts! It doesn't matter if your breasts are big or small, as all couples love to do this: snuggling! You snuggle up close to your partner's chest to listen to their hastening heartbeat and enjoy their warmth as they stay by your side forever! Laying your head on a girl's chest is both romantic and sexual! It's the perfect metaphor for all relationships! Getting that close shows your bond with that woman! That your love goes beyond simple words! The heartbeat speaks for itself— THAT'S WHY, BOOBS WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST! THEY'RE LINKED TO THE HEART, THE CENTRE OF A WOMAN! GETTING CLOSE TO THAT CENTRE IS THE GOAL OF EVERY MAN! THAT IS...... TRUE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shuka Saito: PATTO HIRAITA AH KONO FURAWAA~

Ryuuga: *getting blasted away by Yza's masterclass in breasts like Kaiba did when Yugi used Exodia on him in Yu-Gi-Oh* SHUKA SAITO BETRAYED ME AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

Q) To Yza and Ryuuga-
Now that you have discussed it, answer the question us men have been trying to answer for eons: Big boobs or small boobs?

Ryuuga: I realise it now... what ero master Yza was trying to teach me... this doesn't have to be a competition. There's a time and a place for boobs of all sizes. But, if I could only pick one to enjoy... I'd pick the big ol' tiddies everyday!!! YOU CAN ENSLAVE ME, BUT YOU'LL NEVER CHANGE ME!!!

Yza: Boob is boob.

Ryuuga: Forget what I said before, this man is a prophet among perverts and his word is the truth, and only the truth. Amen.

Q) To Ju-
You're a lolicon.

Kinjuzo: After that intense discussion they just had, it doesn't matter about their looks or not. Even though Mai has a flat chest, and a small build, her centre - her heart - is all I care about. That is what I will protect forever!

Yza: You're not fooling anyone, lolicon

Q) To Cuckusei-
Do you like dick and balls?

Kakusei: What context?

Callum: I'm pretty sure the voodoo doll Shisue bought of you had a finger stuck up your ass a couple times.

Kakusei: NONONONONONONO NO I DO NOT

Q) To Chiharu-
Get the axe and chop Cuckusei's dick and balls.

Chiharu: Then, you won't mind if I do this? *takes out axe*

Kakusei: W-wait, wha...?

Chiharu: You said you don't like dick and balls... so, no hard feelings, right? *smiles*

Kakusei: Y-you can't castrate me, I—

Chiharu: Sayonara... useless penis. *swing*

Kakusei: *unholy screaming*

Q) To the student council-
Do you also bully your president for being a romantic loser?

Hiku: *coughs* (<- is the student council president)

Shika: owo? (<- is the student council president's boyfriend)

Zeon: If I did that, I'd be hospitalised for a second time. Hiku knows her firearms.

Mizuho: O-of course not! Don't be ridiculous! It's because of her we can even function properly! Ever since Ai-senpai left, it's been so difficult to sort things out... being temporary student council President with Sakura was the worst!!

Hiruyu: If I call her a loser, she'd probably gun me down point blank.

Sakura: She's not Ryuuga *scummy face*

Ryuuga: Is that Shuka Saito playing in the distance oh god no please

Kakusei: (was removed from the student council roster following his arrest)

Q) To the next gen trio-
Fuck off back to the future.

Kin: *chuckles* Can't wait to come back.

Ryuuga: I was betrayed more times here than I did in my own story, why does your author hate us so much?!

Yuuto: Fox is one for the dramatics after all. The more suffering, the better. I mean, look at me.

Ryuuga & Kin: Yeah, but bullying you is fun.

Yuuto: See what I mean?!

Zeon: Alright, you guys need to pack it up and take your protagonist feud to the future.

Fubuki: *in the distance* DID I HEAR PROTAGONIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Zeon: Quickly, before Fubuki gets you!

Ryuuga: Come read Spiral Terra and Spiral Soul, nerds!

Kin: I'm not very Bakakin in Silence. *chuckles*

Yuuto: Unless you're into generic power-fantasy light novels that are set in high school with a self-insert main protagonist surrounded by a harem of cute girls that are used as fan-service, featuring tons of dumb, meaningless fights and is practically made for young, hormonal, teenage boys then avoid Generations at all costs. You won't regret it.

Boo, you're hurting my read count with every word you speak.

Yuuto: Get a new protagonist, you sadistic Fox.

What he means is go check out Generations! We have three volumes, 1, 1.5 and 2 out right now!

Kin: See you all in our respective series!

Ryuuga: If you like Premium, come join the Spiral gang!

Yuuto: When it comes to losing, I am the strongest.

Nice brag, loser.

*next generation trio fucks off back to the future*

Zeon: This seems like a good place to take a break. This QnA is getting strenuous to continue. (In other words, it's getting really long.)

Sure, we'll split this in half. We'll be back with the second half very soon! And with a new host and guest!

Ryuzaki: Time for my relevancy to come back

Zeon: Watch the host be Yza

Ryuzaki: THEN MAKE ME THE GUEST, I GOT THE FIRST SPEAKING LINE OF THIS BOOK DAMN IT