Question and Answers 10 Part 2

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Zeon: Welcome back to the second half of this QnA! Unfortunately, being a part 2, I no longer am host, so I'll hand it off to your new host...

*kicks down door* Hi, I'm your new host, Fox, how are you doing? :)

Zeon: Fox!

God of this world, bow down to me peasants. Joining me today is this asshole, Ryuzaki.

Ryuzaki: I AM GOD OF THIS WORLD

We can God complex together, tight

Ryuzaki: I'm more of a god than you'll ever be, you oversized furry!

Do you want me to cancel your screen-time?

Ryuzaki: *sad doge* nu pls gib me lines in gen i beg ;-;

Good. Maybe I'll let you appear in volume 2.

Ryuzaki: Aye, time to pull up and teach my students how to do E Class dirty in the war.

Q) To Ignus-
Better get ready to make panties shower. You're the first key of the pervert revolution.

Ignus: I existed for one chapter and got more roles in a QnA than I did in Cray's Collapse, hell yeah.

Ignus was meant to be relevant during the whole battle royale arc of Cray's Collapse, but that got scraped, and so did his screen-time.

Ignus: Cruel!

Shouri: At least your book didn't get cancelled.

Yuri: Fox was a mistake.

Time to smite some bitches.

Yuri: I'm fucked—

Q) To Yza and Ryuzaki-
Join Ignus on his revolution and go Shimoneta mode on this (Z) world.

Ryuzaki: This is a job only for us! Maverick, get the zeppelin!

Yza: *slaps a pair of panties on his face and uses a bra as a gas mask* I'm ready to show the world what the perverts can do!

Ignus: *grabs a bag of dildos* This is the only type of littering I'm willing to tolerate.

Yza, Ryuzaki & Ignus: Pervert Revolution, start!

Ryuzaki: *climbs into zeppelin and starts to pilot it*

Yza: *jumps on the roof of his apartment and starts running around while holding two bags in his hands*

Ignus: *Naruto running down the streets while littering dildos behind him*

Ryuzaki: *disperses pornographic pictures and magazines from the skies in his zeppelins*

Yza: *showers the roofs and garden of homes with panties and bras while doing parkour from roof to roof*

Ignus: *goes to refill his ammo at a sex store*

Ryuzaki: *hooks up on the world speaker* PEOPLE OF THE EARTH! FOR FAR TOO LONG, WE HAVE BEEN RESTRICTED BY THINGS THAT THE WORLD DEEM UNMORAL!

Yza: *sheds a tear* You're a good man, Ryuzaki...! *starts to steal panties and bras on clothes lines* You will be given new meaning in this unfree world!!

Ignus: *sheds a tear* I'm going broke doing this, but if I teach girls the pleasure of sex, it'll be worth it! I'm sorry dad, but I'm chasing my perverted dream, just like you did years ago! *starts running on the streets while dispersing more sex toys*

Ignus's backstory is complicated. His father is a CEO of a famous erotic magazine in Japan, so you know he's loaded. But Ignus wanted to create his own perverted dreams, instead of following the footsteps of his father. That's why, he gave up being the successor of a famous business that would rake him millions of yen, in favour of moving to an apartment that was with the infamous Yza Blade, who was of same mind, after watching that clip where Yza asked Payic whether her boobs were real or not. Ever since that fateful day, he's been preparing for the sexual genocide. The perverted revolution that was his ambition and dreams— it was leading up to this very moment! Right here, right now! This is Ignus Kirina's character arc's resolution!!!

Ignus: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *rapidly throwing sex toys everywhere*

Yza: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *rapidly throwing underwear everywhere*

Ryuzaki: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *rapidly throwing printed erotic material everywhere*

Ignus: *grabs one of the magazines Ryuzaki dispensed and smiles* Dad... this is my legacy! Are you proud of me?! *proudly holds up the magazine... his father's company's magazine*

Ignus's father: *sheds a tear from afar* Son... you've grown up so much. I'm so proud of you. Are ya winning son? Of course you are! There's only one way we can celebrate this. Ladies!

Ignus's father's harem: Yes Master Kirina?

Ignus's father: It's group sex time.

Ignus: This is.................... MY PERVERT REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*explosions in the background*

Ignus: Oh yeah. *walks away*

Q) To Chiharu-
Lynch Kakusei with an axe in prison

Chiharu: Ara, he wants seconds? I'll gladly oblige *smiles*

Kakusei: N-no... please... no more... I...

Chiharu: Goodnight... useless womaniser. *swings axe wildly*

Kakusei: URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Q) To Zeon-
How's it feel to finally get a kiss from Rukia? 👀

Zeon: *blushes* D-don't ask that sort of question... that's embarrassing. But... it was a kiss with lots of meaning. S-sure, it's not on the lips, but... knowing that it's there... like an invisible ring... makes me feel more at ease. Like she'll always protect me, no matter where she is.

Rukia: That's so heartwarming Zeon... I'm sorry if it's not what you expected.

Zeon: Nah... it's better if it's this way, right? That sort of kiss... it's better any old regular kiss, right? *smiles*

I bet Rukia regrets she didn't change stations from riding on the Yza line to the Zeon line.

Zeon: Was that a train reference...?

Rukia: I don't regret anything. If I wanted Zeon, then I could easily break up with Yza.

I watched an anime about trains recently, and I saw a guide on how to use the Tokyo metropolitan as well. Suffice to say, trains have been on my mind. Also, boo Rukia, give the fans what they want.

Ryuzaki: Hate to be that one guy, but if ZeKia is canon, we no longer get to bully Yuuto anymore, and that makes me sad.

Yeah, but having perma Siscon King of E Class Yuuto is way cooler than the current wimp self-proclaimed loser Yuuto we have.

Ryuzaki: Eh true, plus Zeon gets to pipe Lucine now.

Yeah, her face claim is thiccccccccc.

Rukia: Oi, I thought I was the big breasted hottie in this series...

You say that, but Payic exists.

Ryuzaki: You say that, but Payic exists.

Rukia: You two are mean!

Zeon: Breast size isn't everything. Didn't Yza teach us that last time?

Yza: Boob is boob.

Kinjuzo: Flat is justice.

Q) To Ayato and Kurakuya-
Which nation is superior?

Ayato: Dragon Empire.

Kurakuya: Star Gate.

Ayato: Sorry?

Kurakuya: Did I stutter?

Ayato: I'm about to beat yo ass, there are way more Dragon Empire users than there are Star Gate users.

Kurakuya: Boooooooi you about to be roasted. Within the first generation of CCEU, we can count the number of users who used a clan from Star Gate and Dragon Empire. Calculating the amount of Dragon Empire users gives us a whopping 13 users, from you, Ayato (Kaiser), your clone Ayaza (The Black), Chiharu (Dominate), Maverick (Shiranui), Inu (Blademaster), Izo (Dragonic Remnant/Overlord), Sanda (Super Strikers/Vanquisher), Maxios (formerly used Gaia), Kazue (Yasuie), Darien (Gaia), Raijin (Vanquisher), Chouji (Dominate) and Haruka (Blademaster). However, if we count the Star Gate users, we have a big fat 17 users, consisting of me (Gallop), Yza (Stardust Knight), Yozora (Stardust Knight), and even if you count these two as the same, 16 is still bigger than 13 you bitch, Kristy (Stardust Knight), and even if you don't count her, 15 is still bigger than 13 you bitch, Ryu (Raizer/Victor), Aya (formerly used Dimension Paladins), Kaiko (World End/Deletor rush), Kyle (Black Hole/Chaos), Marie (Messiah), Diake (Dimensional Robo), Haruki (Messiah), Saaya (Messiah), Hiruyu (Deletor), Nakuru (Vanish Delete), Shura (GB8 Driger turbo), Ren (Chaos) and Usui (Victor). I think I've shown why Star Gate is superior fair and square. Git gud git fucked kid.

Ayato: ...you really are a human encyclopaedia, what the fuck.

Kurakuya: And even if you count the Void as a Dragon Empire user, and decide that Star Gate only has 15 users, 15 is still bigger than 14 you biiiiiiiiiiitch.

Ayato: Okay, but who got a chapter dedicated to them in Z World?

Kurakuya: Yeah, and I live in the shadows so I'm in every chapter of Z World, hiding in the background, you bitch.

Ayato: Bruh I don't think I can win against this stinky Star Gater

Kurakuya: Aye yo Tenma if you're reading this, carry on the legacy of big brain Star Gate supporters shitting on these filthy scalies for me, aight?

Ayato: Sakate, it's up to you to carry on the legacy of Vermillion. Our battle shall be legendary!

Ryuzaki: Find out more in Spiral Soul!

Q) To Payic-
You are one of my favourites and I will miss seeing you. After Z World and Spral Soul end, we might not see you again, so for the sake of the good old times, I'll ask this question: Are your boobs real?

Yza: This meme is from the summer of 2016 and its still fresh. Payic, are your boobs real?

Payic: *deep inhale*

Yza: Oh no.

Payic: *deep exhale*

Yza: O h n o.

Payic: ...

Yza: Ohno.

Payic: YZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yza: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG THIS TIME, IT WASN'T MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q) To Yozora-
Remember when being Naito was relevant?

Yozora: I'll accelerate my career from idol Naito to mainstream musician Yozora.

The Accel puns are strong with this one.

Yozora: Accel is the strongest gift, and I'm the strongest personality from all of them. That's a fact.

Yza: *wheeze*

Kinjuzo: HA DID THIS LOSER CALL HIMSELF THE STRONGEST WHAT A DUMBASS

Yza: You only have Accel because I'm a Force guy, cuz I get what I want. Protagonist plot armour!

Kinjuzo: I chose to be Protect so I could shield Mai from that pain again, you were left with no other choice.

Yozora: Stop laughing at me! I got the best Gift anyways!

Yza: *sniggers* Hey, Ju, remember this?

Kinjuzo: *sniggers* Remember what again, Yza?

Yza: Oh... I dunno, but have you heard of Accel I? :ehue:

Kinjuzo: Oh man that shit Gift, hell yeah I do :ehue:

Yozora: ...shut up, Protect II.

Yza: *steps away and grabs popcorn*

Kinjuzo: Time to lynch a personality *cracks knuckles* I'm the manliest man between us.

Yozora: Try me, I'll eradicate your ears with bad singing.

Kinjuzo: You wouldn't dare.

Yozora: They say never bring a sword to a gun fight, but they never said anything about using my voice. *starts scream-singing like a banshee* W A K E M E U P

Yza: (W A K E M E U P I N S I D E)

Yozora: SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Kinjuzo: Oh God, no... he's using his strongest attack... edgy death metal............!!!!!!

Yozora: Try protecting yourself from this!!! *scream-singing intensifies*

Kinjuzo: MY EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Q) To everyone-
Do y'all even remember Yozora after Zeon's overwhelming development?

Who's Yozora?

Q) To Zeon-
What if I tell you, you end up with Rukia

Zeon: *remember past QnA* Impossible.

Rukia: Maybe they mean we end up together in another universe.

Man, Z World -If- looking real tempting right now...

Zeon: I'm scared.

Rukia: You shouldn't be, seeing as we're near the end, there's no way Fox would try to screw us over now. What's the worse that could happen?

I'll make an NTR side story where Kakusei never beats up Zeon and steals Rukia from Yza causing a Yza vs Kakusei, but the difference is Yza gets hospitalised, which makes him fall in love with Lucine, leaving Zeon all alone.

Ryuzaki: CAN WE CANCEL THIS MAN??? HE JUST CUCKED THE BEST CHARACTER OF Z WORLD TWICE

Zeon: Did he... did you...?

Rukia: He went there... he terminated both your ships!!!

Lucine: I don't think I could handle being around Yza... you need a special kind of patience to be friends with him if you're a girl.

Zeon: Rukia has patience of steel, it's how she put up with Kakusei for so long.

Rukia: It's true, very little things really get on my nerve, so I'm good at dealing with others.

Alternatively, I could make it so Yza never wakes up and Zeon gets both girls, prompting him to form a harem, and the big plot twist is in a past life, he was hit by a truck.

Zeon: I like the Isekai plot twist, but the dual girl thing isn't to my taste...

Lucine: At least I didn't get cucked.

I could make it so Zeon ends up with Rukia, thus cucking Lucine.

Lucine: You're obsessed with NTR...

It's the fans, actually. They love the idea of cucking, not me! I'm simply appeasing my degenerate fanbase.

Ryuzaki: Time to cancel the three readers (and one ghost reader) who actually give a shit about this story!

Q) To Shika-
When will we get a chapter about you actually playing rugby? Kazane says hi.

Shika: Yeah, there's a chapter where I played rugby back in Cray's Collapse. It was my introduction chapter in Turn 8. I threw the ball so hard, it smashed through a window and it hit Yza in the stomach, sending him flying in the corridor.

Ah, back when I didn't understand how physics or glass worked. Imagine how much force would be necessary to shatter glass with a rugby ball?

Shika: Or maybe, I'm just that strong owo

Scary...

Q) To Rukia-
HNGH I GREW TO LIKE YOU-

Rukia: I became a fan favourite over time. *smiles*

Zeon: I'm surprised you weren't a fan favourite earlier. You were harmless as hell.

Ryuzaki: It's probably because she didn't do enough for you and did a lot of selfish things trying to find Yza. *munches on popcorn*

Zeon: Well, her actions are only natural for someone who wants to find their beloved partner.

Ryuzaki: Bruh she jumped into a portal without telling you

Zeon: We found Backlion and Akari because of it

Ryuzaki: Was that really worth it though? You threatened to shove a stick up Backlion's ass

Zeon: Backlion isn't worth it, but Akari was

Ryuzaki: We know who the third member of his harem is!

Backlion: Yo, am I getting cucked?

Zeon: Remember when you were the womaniser, Backlion?

Backlion: Ye, I was the biggest flirt until I found Akari.

Zeon: Go back to that, cuz I'm Mr. Steal Yo Girl.

Ryuzaki: ZEON UNLEASHING HIS CHAD ENERGY LET'S GO *munching on popcorn intensifies*

Backlion: I'm about to pull the Claret Sword on your ass.

Zeon: A toy sword means nothing against the full power of a katana.

Ryuzaki: THEM SOME FIGHTING WORDS BROOOOO

Backlion: Heh, you learnt how to stand up for yourself, huh?

Zeon: I've always been like this. No more, no less.

Backlion: A battle between former best friends...

Zeon: ...to clear up all the misunderstandings.

Backlion: I'll teach you what you mean to me...

Zeon: ...thoroughly, with this blade!

Backlion & Zeon: *launches into a big sword fight*

Ryuzaki: *sniffs* The character arc they deserved to get in the main plot line, not in the QnA!

Blame Kakusei, he crippled Zeon so he can't fight Backlion with his katana.

Ryuzaki: I'm gonna cancel Kakusei for the fifth time, brb

Q) To Shisue-
You're the true best girl, female Alois

Shisue: I was MVP during the second half. Calling Kakusei out on his bullshit, being Shika's wingman to hook up with the Prez, and bringing Zeon some Kakusei voodoo dolls as a get well soon gift. You'll never find another girl like me.

For once, someone can really say she's "not like other girls".

Shisue: Umu. Back when Rukia was obsessing over Yza, I helped her best friend fight back against stinky Kakusei. She continued being friends with him regardless, so she's worst girl.

Zeon: She's learnt from her mistakes though! She recognised what she did wrong!

Shisue: I'd rather hear that from her, Zeon. I understand your good intentions, but you gotta realise that she really fucked up.

Zeon: Well, that's...

Shisue: Trust me. Own up to your mistakes, and life is easier for everyone. If you can do that much, you'll grow even more.

Zeon: Shisue, since when did you...?

Shisue: I've always noticed the small things in people. You develop it having a mysterious older brother.

Zeon: Older... brother...?

Atsumu: I'm Shisue's half-brother, Atsumu. It's good to meet you.

Shisue: Atsu-nii...

Atsumu: You give some good advice. Ever consider following it yourself?

Zeon: Oh man, family feud... what did I walk into?

Ryuzaki: Shisue's character arc. *munches on popcorn*

Shisue: What are you talking about?

Atsumu: You also have mistakes.

Shisue: Same with you. Maybe you should try speaking for once, Atsu-nii...

Atsumu: You act like you don't like me, but that affectionate nickname says otherwise.

Shisue: I didn't know you could blabber so much.

Atsumu: I decided to follow your advice after all.

Shisue: Oho? What is your mistake, then?

Atsumu: Not opening up to you, Shisue.

Shisue: Funny. Is your time up suddenly? Is that why you're acting sympathetic?

Atsumu: It might be soon, but even with this weak heart of mine, I want to use my time free from that bed to talk to you.

Shisue: Must be nice, choosing what you can do. I don't think I've ever had such a choice, Atsu-nii.

Atsumu: Are you admitting your mistake, then?

Shisue: You know better than anyone else that's not my mistake.

Atsumu: It's a simple yes or no question.

Shisue: I already have.

Atsumu: Despite that, you fail to move on.

Shisue: Isn't that the same with you?

Atsumu: I'm willing to move on if you are.

Shisue: Spare me the cheesy melodrama... you want me to forgive you, right?

Atsumu: In some ways, yes. We might not be blood related, but we're still family. That's an important bond, even if our parents were... unkind to us.

Shisue: My days seemed to get darker when you were hospitalised, Atsu-nii. Those days I spent locked in that house... I felt like I was going insane.

Atsumu: I don't know whether I lucked out or not. But I'm sorry for leaving you alone in that place, and never having the courage to properly smooth things out between us.

Shisue: I think what hurt most was the silent treatment. I couldn't care less if you were hospitalised or not, but the moment you turned distant, I started to blame things on you. Even though it wasn't right.

Atsumu: I tried to keep my mouth shut not to hurt you. It seems that miserably failed. I started blaming things on you too. It wasn't right either.

Shisue: Umu. Even an idiot like you can say something meaningful once in awhile.

Atsumu: Words might not be my forte, but sometimes it takes nearly dying to change a man.

Shisue: You really are scummy...

Atsumu: Heh. That's what you love about me, right?

Shisue: Stop trying to act cool. It's gross.

Atsumu: Fine, fine. What is the next step then?

Shisue: I wonder.

Atsumu: Heh. We both had the same idea, huh?

Shisue: You can make it up to me by going back to that hospital bed.

Atsumu: Cruel... you're so cruel!

Shisue: In other words, Atsu-nii. I don't need you anymore.

Atsumu: Oh? Little Shisue has grown up, huh?

Shisue: Umu. To be blunt, I found friends in Seigatsu that mean more to me than you do. I'd rather choose them, but it doesn't change the fact you're my half-brother. Even if we're not close siblings... having a normal relationship is better than a fractured one. Besides, if I stick to your hip, you won't be able to show the world that violin talent of yours.

Atsumu: It really is refreshing.

Shisue: You understand, right?

Atsumu: Of course. That's your choice, and to be honest, I support it. Your path doesn't have to involve mine. A normal sibling-ship is good enough for me too.

Shisue: *smiles* Sure thing, Atsu-nii. Sure thing.

Ryuzaki: Imagine being Fox and developing characters in QnA, wtf?

Zeon: This is a new style of development I've never seen before...!

When there's over 100 characters to flesh out, you get desperate.

Q) To Backlion-
How's it feel being back on Earth?

Backlion: All the girls here, except Akari, are trash compared to woman on Cray. Gredora, I miss you!!!

Akari: I think he developed a bug fetish over there... ew.

Backlion: Say that when you grow tiddies like her! Watching those things sway and not saying a thing while I was in the Claret faction was like hell!

Akari: So this is how Macha felt, huh...? That her man cares more about breast than personality...

Backlion: After getting beaten by Yza, I understand the virtues of breasts.

Akari: Say, didn't he teach us that boob size didn't matter last part, though?

Backlion: Oh damn... he did!

Akari: Boom, all breasts are good. Focus on mine instead, alright?

Backlion: Sure thing... Wait, did you just say something raunchy?!

Akari: *giggles* Maybe.

Yza: Boob is boob.

Q) To Zeon-
You're the G, the Chad, has a harem without even realizing, truly a CCEU protagonist worth of a spin-off

Zeon: *sniffs* It's comments like these that make my day. Thank you so much. To not just you, but everyone else who supported me...!

Q) To Backlion and Zeon-
You two still fwends?

Backlion: *clashes claret sword against katana*

Zeon: *clashes katana against claret sword*

Backlion: You can feel it, right?!

Zeon: Of course I can... all your emotions are spilling out in that heavy sword!

Backlion: And you too... your katana might be light weight, but right now, it feels heavier than ever before!

Zeon: Hmph. You understand, now? That, I...

Backlion: You missed me, huh?

Zeon: ...in a bittersweet, twisted way, of course. *katana breaks through sword*

Backlion: Hah... did you understand me, too?

Zeon: All that darkness... I get it. I was there too. I know your regrets like the back of my hand, Backlion.

Backlion: What was that cheesy word play?

Zeon: A joke. Because as your friend... I want to see you laugh and smile. *swings katana*

Backlion: *laughs* Well, you got me. Friend. *stabbed with the katana*

Zeon: Finish. *smiles*

Backlion: It's... both of our wins. *smiles*

Q) To Akari-
Hah not a tsundere now are you shdjehjsvd

Akari: Me and Backlion becoming romantic partner proves I'm the only good female protagonist in the CCEU.

It's not hard to be the best when your only competition is Bakakin.

Ryuzaki: I can hear Kin chuckling in the background... it's spooky, help...

Q) To Ayaza-
Aya is actually Nociel. You can't unsee it now

Ayaza: *spits out water*

Aya: I should've been the God of Destruction all along.

Shouri: Remember the meme about me being a tree hugger? Jokes on you, Ayaza's the bigger tree hugger around here.

Ayaza: I would, only if Kei didn't get in the way...

Kei: I heard you were flirting with another girl, Ayaza...

Ayaza: Oh c'mon, this old misunderstanding again?! I didn't flirt with Mai!

Kinjuzo: Oh, so he's the bastard that flirted with Mai. *cracks knuckles*

Kei: I say we double team him.

Kinjuzo: Hell yeah.

Ayaza: Oh you've gotta be... alright, time to pull out the big guns. *turns into Dragonic Overlord the Black* Come at me now!

Kei: A big scalie never hurt me.

Kinjuzo: Rukia tased me once and I didn't feel a thing.

Ayaza You're both insane! *shoots fire at them*

Kei: *jumps on Kinjuzo's back and leaps into the air, punching Ayaza in the face* Eat this, you big furry dragon!

Aya: You guys, stop! You'll burn down the set!

Ayaza: You'll pay for that with your live! *shoots more black fire*

Kinjuzo: Dragons are overrated, the shield is way cooler! *busts out a shield to protect him and Kei*

Ayaza: Oh no, it's...!

Kinjuzo: Imaginary Gift: Protect I!

Ayaza: *incoherent reeeeeeeeeeee*

*one big stupid fight scene later*

Kinjuzo: *down for the count*

Kei: *barely standing* You put up... a good fight...

Ayaza: *reverted back to human mode* Let's just get this over with.

Kei: I won't let you have Aya...!

Ayaza: Screw you... I'll crush past you and become Aya's boyfriend! I'll prove that I'm suited to be her boyfriend!!

Kei: Resolve means nothing while I'm still standing!

Ayaza: Then I'll make you fall, Kei!!!

Kei: I'll continue to protect my sister until the bitter end, Ayaza!!!

Ayaza: YOU DAMN SISCON!!!!

Kei: YOU DAMN SIMP!!!!

Ryuzaki: *munches on popcorn* Look at all these character arcs being resolved in a QnA, sasuga Fox.

Ayaza: *punches Kei in the face*

Kei: *punches Ayaza in the face*

Aya: Stop!

Ayaza: Ha?

Kei: Ow.

Aya: Kei, Ayaza, stop fighting for my sake! I'm tired of it!

Kei: But Aya, he-

Ayaza: Your brother, he-

Aya: Be quiet! I don't wanna hear an explanation from either of you two!

Kei: Huh?!

Ayaza: Wha...?

Aya: Both of you mean a lot to me. Kei, you're my older brother, who's done so much for me ever since we were little. Of course you mean a lot to me. Ayaza, you're the one who revived me when I died. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't standing here today. That's why I'll always be thankful for you. But to see you both act like preschoolers and fight over me... that's embarrassing! No way do I want to be associated with either of you if you act like babies! So drop it!

Kei: *sighs* Fine...

Ayaza: *sighs* Okay...

Aya: It's my life, Kei. I'll make whatever choice I want. I don't need you to protect me anymore. I've grown up now.

Kei: I guess... I never noticed that. To me, you're still my baby little sister... I don't want to see you go!

Aya: Ayaza, don't think you can get away with talking to Mai like that too. I'm still sad that you did that...

Ayaza: Aya, you know why I had to talk to Mai... it was to resurrect Gyze!

Aya: And look how that turned out.

Kei: Burned!

Aya: Be quiet Kei!

Kei: Sorry...

Ayaza: Yeah... that was a screw up, but I want to make it up to you!

Aya: Oh? And how do you plan to do that?

Ayaza: I... haven't figured it out yet. I'm still trying to sort out other aspects of my life... the more confusing parts I don't understand. There's something I do understand though, and that's my feelings towards you. It might take days, weeks, months or years, but one day I'll find the answer that will make you feel the same way. That's what I believe.

Aya: Then, you better get started soon. You've got a lot to make up for. *smiles*

Ayaza: Hai, hai, understood.

Kei: Heh, seems like I'm not needed here anymore then. If you can earn my sister's feelings, then you deserve her. Aya, make it hell for him, just like me!

Aya: You know it Kei!

Ayaza: Both Shinju siblings are cruel... well, I won't back down from a challenge. I'll make you fall for me, Aya!

Aya: Bring it, Ayaza!

Ryuzaki: Aya Shinju-sama: Love is War, coming soon.

Q) To Callum-
Istg if John isn't your son I'm lynching

Callum: What girl would want me anyways? I'm pretty sure I'm infertile after what Izanoku's mom did to me.

Izanoku: While attending culinary school, I found a girl who makes killer fried chicken. You want to meet her?

Callum: Eh, sure. Prison chicken ain't as good as the real stuff.

Izanoku: *giggles* Alright, let's meet her.

Q) To Izanoku-
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

Izanoku: I went to culinary school! I'm about to travel to Europe so I can learn from pro-chefs in French and Italian cuisine.

Masaru: And because of my job, I also travel around the world. Hopefully, I'll run into you while we work.

Izanoku: If that doesn't work, you better come back to Japan when I do too! I wanna spend my rare breaks with you.

Masaru: Sure thing. Now, if you excuse me, I'm off to Finland to protect some wild lynx from some poachers.

Izanoku: Have a safe trip!

Callum: Your friend makes some good damn chicken. *nom nom*

Q) To Ubume-
U ded?

Ubume: Technically, yes, but...

Oi, that's spoilers for next chapter! Stop!

Ubume: Can I not spoil? It's for the fan's sake.

No way, last time I spoiled, the biggest twist got found out straight away!

Ubume: Oh well, who cares. I should be dead, but I'm actually alive! See me do things next chapter with Yza's biggest enemy yet!

I WILL UN-LIVE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yza: The biggest enemy I know is Rukia's huge milk jugs! I'll defeat them with my mouth!

Lucine: I'm not Rukia yet I feel personally attacked... *covers her chest and shivers* How do you deal with him?!

Rukia: *shrugs* I got used to his libido.

Lucine: How the fuck— *in mind* Rukia is a hoe confirmed.

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Explain how this story predicted Domestic Girlfriend.

Domestic Girlfriend's ending spoiler warning. (Serious lol)

Ryuzaki: Alright, alright. Hear me out. We have Hina, Rui and Natsuo. Right now, Rui's seven up on Hina, pregnant with a baby and plans to get married to Natsuo. They've told everyone, Hina included, and they've all accepted this was going to happen. Now, this guy with a vendetta against Hina and Rui hatches a plan to kill them by crashing a truck into them. Following the plan, the truck crashes into a store and is headed straight for Rui - until Hina jumps in, take it, and becomes a vegetable.

How are you explaining this with a straight face?

Ryuzaki: Because this very serious business, Fox. Now that Hina's in a coma and is a vegetable, everyone gets sad over it, including Rui. So what does Rui do? THROW. SHE DOES THE HARDEST THROW OF 2020. She breaks up the wedding between her and Natsuo and tells him to marry Hina instead. Rui has her child, and five years later, Natsuo proposes to Hina and they get married. Rui was 7-1 with 5 minutes left in the game and SHE LOST TO A FUCKING VEGETABLE. That's the ending of DomeKano.

So, how does this apply to Z World?

Ryuzaki: Replace them with Zeon, Yza and Rukia. Rui is Zeon, Yza is Hina, Rukia is Natsuo. Zeon clearly was 7-1 up on Yza in the "who can fuck Rukia first" race throughout Cray's Collapse and Z World, but Yza sacrifices himself to save the world... WHICH PUT HIM INTO A COMA VEGETATIVE STATE AND MADE ZEON THROW THE MATCH BECAUSE RUKIA'S STILL IN LOVE WITH HIM! DO YOU NOT SEE HOW WE PREDICTED THIS?! Zeon gets cucked by a vegetable, just like Rui. Smfh my fucking head.

Sasuga, Kei Sasuga. I now know who's my ghost reader.

Q) To Yza, Ju and Yozora-
Finish the final QnA for this great story with a musical number.

Yza: Well, since we're still on the DomeKano train...

Kinjuzo: No, we're not singing that. I refuse to sing it!

Yozora: Let's sing the first OP, Ft.

Kinjuzo: No, All Star by Smash Mouth.

Yza: Crying for the Rain!

Why not all 3?

Yza, Kinjuzo, Yozora: What?

Mash-up style. I'll make it work.

Yza: Well... I guess we can try.

Kinjuzo: Somebody once told me this was a terrible idea.

Yozora: Don't be so pessimistic, it'll work out. Somehow...

「Crying for the Rain Ft. All Star English Edition」by Yza Blade, Kinjuzo Takami and NAITO.

Naito: Woah, woah, woah~

Yza: Inexperienced, cruel... but even so, be beautiful.

Kinjuzo: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Yza: No destiny, it's not befitting of me.
If this is how things are going to be, I'd be better of keeping that standard.
Things, money, love, words... I'm tired of trying to make myself stand out.

Naito: It'll be alright, I'll shout it out thousands of times
I believe that your tomorrow will shine
All people who fulfil their dreams have only one thing in common:
"Never give up", so don't lose!

Kinjuzo: Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Yza: Deja vu, what are you so unsatisfied with?
You've said all these selfish things, what more could you possibly want?
But I don't really hate that about you either.

Yozora: At times, when you feel like you're being crushed by the headwinds
Try to take a chance and grab this hand
You're not alone anymore!

Yza: At this point... "I'm tired of hearing that same old line."
I'm sick of only ever taking things halfway!

Naito: Go on, go on, go forth, go forth
Don't give up on your awesome dreams!
That's right, don't cry! Move on, my way!
Now, with the light shining down upon you

Yza: That's enough!
Even if you phrase it this way or that, even if you tell me to love you, or ask, "Why?"
It's always easy if it's just for fun, but serious discussion is a total mess.
How many times are you going to keep on using those heavy phrases you don't even believe?

Naito: Don't even think about something like giving up!
Even if you trade being hurt for strength
Your eyes, always looking straight ahead
Now you can surely see the light!

Yza: Either way, even if we expected this race was fixed from the start
Even the phrases we got second-hand will make the words that trip us up taboo
So don't bring down an overly cautious rain.

Kinjuzo: Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play!
Hey now, you're a rockstar, get the show on, get paid!
And that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mould.

Naito: Woah, woah, woah~

This song was a mess, a meme, a mistake, and so am I.

Q) To Fox-
You did good, pal. This was a great story. Good luck on your future projects.

Thank you!

And that concludes Question and Answers 10! CHECK OUT VOL. 11!! THE FINAL ONE!!!

Volume 11 Description and Chapters:

THE FINAL ULTIMATE STRIDE!!
Cray's Collapse has lead to the Z World.
A bright meteor lights up the sky.
A shooting star gives birth to a new generation.
An end to an era.
Yza unleashes everything against the Void in—
Cardfight!! Vanguard.

And that's all! There's only one volume left, so I'll have this book wrapped up within 4 months or so.

Uh... there's not much to say here, except I'm sorry for being so late on this! I know it took forever, but finally, it's out!

I'll work diligently on Chapter 71, the ultimate conclusion to this drawn out arc.

Please wait until then!

That's all, Fox out!

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