Ryuzaki: *opens door of studio and yawns, scratches back of his head while holding a mug of coffee* Damn it Fox, why'd I need to come early this week? No one's even in the audience!

Well... there's a reason for that.

Ryuzaki: And what would that be?

Do you know what season it is?

Ryuzaki: ...oh don't tell me...

Yep...

Ryuzaki: ...so we need to pre-record this shit?

Yeah...

Ryuzaki: Aight... give me a moment... HEY MAVERICK

Maverick: Hi, what do you need?

Ryuzaki: What does Z World have that Cray's Collapse doesn't?

Maverick: A good protagonist?

Ryuzaki: I meant time wise

Maverick: Uhh... a time skip?

Ryuzaki: Now what does the Q n A need?

Maverick: A person who can ghost write?

Ryuzaki: Put two and two together, and what do you get?

Maverick: A time skip and a person who can ghost write?

Ryuzaki: Slap a holy in front of that shit

Maverick: Holy time skip and a person who can ghost write?

*time skip and person who can ghost write drops from the sky*

Ryuzaki: *walks into the stage* WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE 5TH Z WORLD Q N A!

Audience: *cheering*

Ryuzaki: I'M YOUR LOVABLE HOST, RYUZAKI MIKAZUCHI, AND I'M TAKING BACK WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE! A.K.A BEING THE DAMN HOST! TODAY JOINING ME, WE HAVE...

Rukia: *enters stage and waves at everyone* Hi, everyone!

Ryuzaki: RUKIA TAKANORI! BUT NOT ONLY HER, WE ALSO HAVE...

Zeon: *enters stage and curls into a ball* Why is this happening...

Ryuzaki: ZEON ISHIMA! GIVE HIM A WARM WELCOME!

Audience: *throws ice at him*

Ryuzaki: Well, I guess that works too. LET'S GET ROOOOOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE QUESTIONS!

Rukia: *hauls a bag from the side and drops it in the middle* Surprisingly light...

Zeon: *rolls to bag, takes out the questions insides and hides in the bag*

Rukia: Aww, poor Zeon *pats the bag*

Ryuzaki: Man, he is really camera shy... *coughs*

To Yozora-
Turn into Yozo-gauche. You cannot stop being Yozo-gauche for the whole QnA, no matter what question/dare and/or question/dare-skipping item gets pulled out of someone's ass.

Ryuzaki: What else did I expect?

Yozora: *turns to Yozo-gauche*

Yozo-gauche: I hate you and everyone who sends this dare in... MY ANGEL KRISTYYYYYYYYYYYY

Q) To Yozora-
You can play an extra skip card when got dare of being Yozo-gauche no matter what the dare says that may stop it

Yozo-gauche: WOKE *slams skip card down*

Hai hai

Yozo-gauche: *turns back to Yozora*

Yozora: :bless: I no longer have to suffer

Ryuzaki: Would've been funnier to see you suffer

Rukia: *deep manly voice* MY ANGEL KRISTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Yozora: >.>

Chiharu: *WOKE* Is someone trying to hurt my baby Yozocchi?

Yozora: Chiharuuuuuu T_T

Chiharu: Yozochiiiiiiiii T_T

Ryuzaki: Actually, he's my Yozocchi *drags Yozora to him* o3o

Yozora: Eh?

Chiharu: SHI NEEEEEEE *explodes and drags Yozora back to her*

Yozora: Aaaaah!

Ryuzaki: No u *drags Yozora back to him*

Yozora: My head is spinning...

Chiharu: HE'S MINE! BACK OFF! *drags Yozora back to her and pats his head* Aww, I'm sorry Yozocchi *kisses his head*

Yozora: Thanks Chiharu...

Ryuzaki: No u *drags Yozora back to him*

Yozora: Can I get a choice in this?

Chiharu: -3- *drags Yozora back to him and hugs him tightly* Try stealing him now, Ryuzaki -_-

Yozora: G-guys...

Ryuzaki: CODE RED, CODE RED!

Payic: *kicks open studio door*

Maverick: *jumps from the ceiling*

Inu: *hops on stage from audience*

Payic, Maverick & Inu: WHAT HAPPENED?!

Ryuzaki: CHIHARU TOOK YOZORA! GET HER!

Chiharu: COME AT ME, BITCHES! *is kissing Yozora's head*

Yozora: This went out of hand so quickly...

Payic: ...

Maverick: Holy-

Inu: *punches Maverick's jaw but ends up fracturing his hand* Ow...

Maverick: My jaw is harder then your pee pee when you see Ryuzaki's dead big tiddy goth sister

Inu: *drops his knees and holds his hand with a sob* Wait... Did you just say Holy my jaw is harder then your pee pee when you see Ryuzaki's dead big tiddy goth sister?

Maverick: Ye, why?

*golden covered statue of Inu's pee pee drops from the sky*

Inu: OH MY GOD-

Payic: ... *eye twitch*

Ryuzaki: ...is this accurate to his size...?

Maverick: Probably

Ryuzaki: BAHAHAHA IJU HAS A SMALL PENIS

Inu: WHAT?! THAT'S NOTHING LIKE MY ACTUAL PENIS! ALSO, IT'S INU! EMPHASIS ON THE N!

Payic: Maverick, never say the word holy ever again... This is just nightmare fuel...

*meanwhile*

Q) To Chiharu-
Wear any of Yozora's shirt for the rest of the Q n A

Chiharu: Aaaaah! I get to wear Yozocchi's shirt!

Yozora: *takes off his current shirt and gives it to her* Here

Chiharu: Eeeee! *squeals and takes it, snuggling it* Mm, it smells like you~~

Yozora: *nervous laugh* I need to get a new shirt...

Chiharu: *puts on his shirt and gets comfy in it* Nuuuuu

Yozora: Being half naked is weird...

Chiharu: *hugs him* I'm your new shirt *pout* Plus, you have a nice body *pokes his chest*

Yozora: *blushing* I'll get cold easily...

Chiharu: *gasp* MUST PROTECC *picks up Yozora and runs off back to their house*

*meanwhile*

Ryuzaki, Payic & Maverick: *circled around the statue*

Ryuzaki: Do you think Riku's willing to touch it? It's gold and it's Ihu's penis

Inu: DON'T BRING HER INTO THIS! AND IT'S INU! I-N-U! LIKE IN NO U!

Payic: Probably would touch it if we paid her enough

Ryuzaki: AYE YO RIKU, WANT MONEY?

Riku: *drops from the sky and lands on Ryuzaki's back* YEAH!

Ryuzaki: *on the floor with a broken back* Ow... Igu, your money thot weighs so much...

Riku: Rude *smacks Ryuzaki's head*

Ryuzaki: Hey, Fox...

Yeah?

Ryuzaki: Iyu's money thot broke my back... we need a replacement host...

Hmm... who should we replace the cripple with...

Ryuzaki: Please not Maverick... please not Maverick... please not Maverick...

HEY, RIKU, DO YOU WANT TO HOLD Q N A?

Riku: How much are you willing to pay? *sits down on Ryuzaki's back and breaks it even more*

As much as you want

Riku: DEAL!

Inu: And this kids, is how I met your mother. I mean... and this kids, is the story of how we ended up with Riku as the temporary Q n A host.

Maverick: Hey, anyone see where Yozora and Chiharu went?

Payic: They left the studio, why?

Maverick: God damn it, I needed to get Yozora back for Ryuzaki!

Payic: Give me a reminder why I'm still dating him...?

Maverick: We need Kaido to be the Yonu to Yuuto's Atsa.

Payic: I didn't understand a word of that, but okay

Rukia: *waves in the background* I thought I was the guest...

Zeon: *muffled noises while in bag*

Riku: *leaves studio then comes back in a gold tuxedo* HEY EVERYBODY, I'M YOUR Q N A HOST, RIKU AKSAN, AND I'M GONNA TRY AND BE LIKE RYUZAKI!

Maverick: That's easy, just have a bunch of money

Riku: *WOKE* HEY, FOXXXXXXX~!

Why did I let this happen... :minaminies:

Q) To Rukia-
Sword fight Yza while wearing a white uniform or in short recreate the scene of Inuzuka and Persia on the first part

Rukia: Oh hey, I'm relevant

Riku: One problem! Yza's dead...

Rukia: Can we revive him for this?

Riku: What do you say, big man?

Leave me alone I'm trying to read my Scathach manga in peace

Riku: He said-

Rukia: I heard... in that case, we'll just need to use the power of this...

Riku: And what would that be?

Rukia: *whips out Guest Card* while I'm the Guest of Q n A, I can have something happen! Revive from the dead, Yza!

Ghost Yza: *revives*

Yza: Oh hey, I'm back- *gets smacked with a school uniform*

Rukia: Hey Yza, it's been forever since we last talked, but we need to get this dare out of way first before we can catch up *is already in her uniform*

Yza: *scratches head* Uh... okay

Rukia: Oh, and take this! *hands him a sword*

Yza: I can't use swords though? And what's the dare? What's even happening?!

Rukia: We're supposed to cosplay and swordfight while confessing our love to each other *pout*

Yza: Huh... *swings sword at Rukia* I LOVE YOU

Rukia: *dodges and swings sword at Yza* I LOVE YOU TOO

Yza: *dodges* tHAT WAS TOO CLOSE- Do I really have to swing a sword at you?

Rukia: Well... not sure

Riku: This dare gets a pass from me

Q) To Kinjuzo-
WILL YZA SOMEHOW SHIT YOU OUT OF HIS BODY

Kinjuzo: Idk

Q) To Rukia-
Lewd Yza and no skip card

Rukia: *holds Yza's hand*

Yza: L-lewd

Q) To Chiharu-
Step on Yozora for the next ten questions or even better or worse the whole q n a nyehehehe

[Chiharu & Yozora were unavailable at the time of the question. Instead, we here at the Z World production team have opted for:]

Q) To all female cast that has a boyfriend-
Lap dance on boyfriend-chan for 5 minutes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and no skip card ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rukia: *plays Guest Skip card* While I'm Guest I may use this skip card that skips anything regardless of what the question says.

Payic: Lucky... welp, Ryuzu...

Ryuzaki: *sitting like a king* C'mere :3

Payic: I'm about to lose all my dignity... *gives lap dance*

Ryuzaki: WHOO YEAH SHAKE THAT ASS PAYIC, YOU GO GIRL

[Chiharu and Yozora are still unavailable for the question. I wonder what they're doing...]

*meanwhile*

Yozora: *being buried under a pile of clothes*

Chiharu: Are you warm yet?

Yozora: *nods*

*meanwhile*

Riku: *lap dancing on Inu* Don't forget to give me money

Inu: Hai hai

Izanoku: Wait why am I here?

Masaru: I don't have a girlfriend

Riku: I swear you two are a couple though? *lap dancing on Inu*

Izanoku: ...FOXXXXXXXX

Masaru: The Furry strikes again

Izanoku: God damn it- *sigh*

Masaru: *sits on a chair* Make it quick.

Izanoku: ...can we just skip this Riku?

Riku: Nah

Izanoku: PLEASE

Riku: Nope

Izanoku: I'M BEGGING YOU

Riku: N o p e

Masaru: I'll pay you money if you let us skip this

Riku: How much you talking?

Masaru: A small loan of a million dollars.

Riku: ...fuck yeah

Masaru: You're welcome *nudges Izanoku and pays up*

Izanoku: *in head* How the fuck do you have 1 million dollars on you *in real world* Thank god one of us is rich...

Ryuzaki: Oh, that's just like 2% of what I paid him for being part of the Zoa team *smacks Payic's ass*

Payic: *eek*

Izanoku: *spits out water*

Masaru: I forgot that happened

Riku: Anyone else want to pay me to skip dares?

Izanoku: I already like this girl better then Ryuzaki

Masaru: At least she gives us chances

Q) To all female cast who did the dare-
You can blame Spectre for inspiration but no hitting

Spectre: I'm innocent damn it

Riku: I got money from it so I have no reason to blame you

Payic: You're a piece of *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* and I can't believe you could do such a thing you *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* seriously you *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* get a life

Spectre: *sweating*

Ryuzaki: Man, Payic's not in a good mood today...

Rukia: Is she on her period?

Ayaza: 👀

Payic: *explodes the Q n A studio*

Rukia: oop-

[Commercial Break]

Q) To Shika-
Marry OwO

Riku: AND WE'RE BACK

Shika: Owo?!

Riku: Hi Shika, you need to marry OwO

Shika: Wdym I'm already married to OwO

Riku: ...well, that was a pointless dare

Shika: Owo? I love owo she's such a nice girl owo

Riku: Somewhere in this universe a girl named owo is crying her heart out

Shika: Aww owo

Q) To Zeon-
Did chu find luv?

Zeon: *still inside the Question bag*

Rukia: *pokes* Zeon?

Zeon: ...

Rukia: Zeon, answer the question *poke*

Zeon: ...

Rukia: *opens the bag*

Zeon: *curled up in a ball*

Rukia: *reaches out and grabs him*

Zeon: STOP DON'T LET ME STAY HERE-

Rukia: Oh good, you talked

Zeon: *huff* Did I find love?

Rukia: Tell us, tell us!

Zeon: *mumbles then closes bag*

Rukia: He said he'd rather die like Yza then answer the question

Yza: *sweats*

Q) To Fokkun-
*takes Scathach manga* :p

...cri

Q) To Yozora-
What will you react/do if Chiharu died?

Yozora: I'll be really sad... for a really long time... I might even join her

Chiharu: Aww Yozocchi... you shouldn't do that *hugs him* even if I die, I'd want you to live

Yozora: It'd be hard though... life without you isn't worth it...

Chiharu: *pats him* There there... I'm not going to die anytime soon, don't worry

Yozora: *s-sniff* O-okay...

Q) To Chiharu-
Same goes for you

Chiharu: I'll murder whoever did it

Yozora: What if it's by natural cause?

Chiharu: I'LL KILL THE NATURAL CAUSE

Yozora: Oof... *laughs*

Chiharu: I'm being serious-

Yozora: A-ah, sorry... it just sounded so ridiculous I couldn't help it *laughs nervously and hugs*

Chiharu: Aw, it's alright *hugs* Mm.. well, if you did die by natural cause I'd try and honour you

Yozora: That's sweet... I think I'd try and do the same

Chiharu: But, I'm sure you won't die before me

Yozora: Is that a compliment or not?

Chiharu: I'm calling you young silly *boops his nose*

Yozora: A-ah ><

Chiharu: *giggles* Cute *pats him*

Q) To Yozora and Chiharu-
No headpatting each other for the rest of the QNA

Yozora: N A N I

Chiharu: *slaps down skip card* No.

Yozora: *hugs Chiharu* T~T

Chiharu: Aww *hugs him and pats* No one can stop me from patting my baby! Understand?!

*looks at readers* suuuuuuuure

Q) To Fox-
Bring back the Ansei Family special.

When I finish this Scathach manga. *stares at the person who stole it*

Fubuki: REEEEEE THAT'S NEVER THEN

Exactly... :/

Fubuki: REEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID YOU CUCK US?! GOD DAMN YOU PERSON WHO STOLE HIS HENTAI!

Taira: Don't let my dad is screaming distract you from the fact HentaiHaven went down

Fubuki: REEEEEEE Wait what?

Taira: *sniff* GIVE US BACK OUR SHOW! YOU INTRODUCED MY BRATTY COUSIN ONLY TO HAVE HER NEVER BE USED AGAIN?! GOD DAMN IT FOX!

*whistles*

Megu: Well, at least I can appear in Q n As now :3

Taira: ...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fubuki: I need a new family

Q) To Fox-
Order the protagonists from VG fanfiction you've read ranked in strength

When I get back my Scathach hentai.

Riku: Meanwhile, we'll do it for you! Let's do this, Rukia!

Rukia: Hai

Riku: Number 10! A guy who switched clans halfway through the story!

Rukia: Sounds like Maxios...

Riku: But is he a protagonist?

Fubuki: *bursts through* DID I HEAR PROTAGONIST?

Riku: Yep~

Fubuki: TIME TO SLAY BOIS

Riku: Number 9! This guy with a time clan who can fix hands!

Rukia: Sounds like Ryuzaki...

Riku: But is he a protagonist?

Rukia: I think so?

Ryuzaki: HEY, I'M NOT THAT FAR DOWN THE LIST DAMN IT!

Riku: Big thonk. Number 8! Another guy with a time related clan, but this time his story was never finished!

Ryuzaki: ...that's still not me.

Rukia: Sounds like Masaru...

Masaru: *sips tea*

Fubuki: I'LL JUST FUCK THESE TIME LOVING BITCHES WITH TRIPLE RESTAND RAGING FORM REEEE

Riku: Number 7! A guy with a space related clan and distinguishable hair!

Rukia: Sounds like Yza... But Yza wouldn't be Number 7

Fubuki: DISTINGUISHABLE HAIR HUH? THAT'LL MAKE IT EASIER TO BEAT HIS ASS

Riku: Number 6! To spice things up, we have a guy who uses some edgy wizards!

Fubuki: REEEEEE IF THIS GUY USES SHADOW PALADIN I WILL SHOW WHO'S THE SUPERIOR ONE

Rukia: ...Yza also used to use edgy wizards... no, no, he wouldn't be number 6 either..

Riku: Number 5! A girl who's deck got burned crispier than Shika's bacon!

Shika: owo?

Fubuki: I'm not gonna fight someone without a deck

Riku: Number 4! Don't let this guy doing parkour distract you from the fact they did surgery on a grape!

Rukia: ...this one doesn't even make sense!

Riku: it'll make sense to one person.

Taira: Hang on... I know a guy who does parkour...

Riku: Ding ding ding

Taira: REEEEEE WHAT WAS HIS NAME

Riku: Number 3! A guy who united his family the ninja way.

Fubuki: OI I KNOW THIS GUY! I SLAYED HIM ONCE! WHY IS HE HUMNER 3?! REEEEEEE

Riku: Number 2... is a guy with way too much money on his hands.

Ryuzaki: Sounds like a cool guy

Rukia: Sounds like you

Riku: AND NUMBER ONE ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~

Rukia: *drum roll*

Riku: A DEAD GUY!

Rukia: Ah, so this is Yza's place... phew, I was worrying for nothing

Yza: I'm not dead right now tho >.>

Ryuzaki: Did Yozora even make this list?

Riku: He did, he's just in a very lucky spot :3

Ryuzaki: ...ohh. I was thinking of some other guy :sweating:

Riku: I would've described him as a male version of me... looks wise at least XD

Yza: Are we all gonna ignore the fact I'm alive??

Q) To Ayatowo-
Do you make anything else other than cupcakes?

Ayato: I can make extra choc chip cookies.

Shika: OWO

Ayato: Oof, you want some?

Shika: Yeah owo

Ayato: *takes out a box from his bag and opens it* Eat up big guy

Shika: *eats a cookie* ...OWO!

Ayato: That's good... right?

Shika: Yes owo you make amazing cookies Ayato owo

Ayato: Thanks *nervous laugh*

Q) To Rukia-
No mango punisher on Yza
Chiharu: AND YOZORA REEEEEE-
Stop hurting Yza
#saveyza

Rukia: Uh... sure?

Yza: Rukia hasn't hurt me wdym *hugs her*

Rukia: Aww, thanks Yza *hugs him*

Kinjuzo: *cough* she cucked you with Backlion *cough*

Yza: She was reversed!

Kinjuzo: True but she still a bitch

Yza: Whatever man, I love her

Ryuzaki: Oh fuck Yza shit Ju out of his body :sweating:

Q) To Zeon and Lucine-
Since you two do swordsmanship... Re-create the scene of Inuzuka against Persia from episode one

Lucine: Two problems... I'm already in a relationship with Chouji

Chouji: *waves in the background*

Lucine: And secondly... Zeon's still hiding in that bag

Zeon: *rolls in bag*

Lucine: So, this is impossible to do.

Riku: Welp, as the host I will... let this slide.

Lucine: Thanks!

Q) To Yza-
Flat is justice or PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT

Yza: Why not both?

Mai: *W O K E*

Rukia: Ahuh... o3o

Yza: Your tits are still the best Rukia, don't worry. They're so round and bouncy, and the perfect shape and size as well!

Rukia: Aww, I'm flattered... but at the same time I want to slap you for focusing on my boobs again

Yza: Heh, remember the earlier question pls

Rukia: But you said I never hurt you~

Yza: Oh fuck-

Rukia: YZA IS A MASO CONFIRMED

Yza: NO I'M NOT YOZORA-

Q) To Rukia and Payic-
Do you ever wish you were flat?

Rukia: Not really

Payic: ALL THE FUCKING TIME

Q) To Rukia-
Do Riku things to Yozora and Chiharu can't stop you

Rukia: *sigh*

Yza: Time to get cucked... again...

Yozora: ... *about to cry*

Chiharu: *mutter* SHI NE SHI NE SHI NE SHI NE SHI NE SHI NE

Riku: HEY, WHY ARE WE CALLING KISSING "DO RIKU THINGS" NOW? THE WORST I DID TO INU WAS KISS HIM!

Rukia: Yza, I'm sorry...

Yza: It's okay... I'm used to it ._.

Rukia: *kisses him on the lips then approaches Yozora*

Yozora: *hiding behind Chiharu* No... please...

Chiharu: *mutter* SHI NE SHI NE SHI NE

Rukia: Sorry Chiharu... *pushes her out of the way*

Yozora: NO! GET AWAY! *covers his mouth and kicks Rukia away*

Rukia: Yozora... just for the dare. It'll last less than a second, I promise.

Yozora: *shakes head* I can't betray Chiharu like this...

Rukia: Welp, unless someone wants to use their skip card for this, I'm gonna have to use some force...

Riku: *looks around* I don't think so

Rukia: Sorry Yozora... *slaps his hand away and kisses him on the lips quickly*

Yozora: *covers his mouth and begins crying* ...

Chiharu: SHI NEEEEEEE RUKIA *hugs Yozora* Aww... hey, hey, it's okay... don't cry *pats him*

Yozora: She kissed me... I'm sorry Chiharu... *sobbing*

Chiharu: You were just doing a dare... it's okay *hugs and rubs his back* HEY BLONDE THOT *glares at Rukia* Next chance I get, I will murder you...

Rukia: I'll be waiting for that moment... *sigh*

Yza: *nervous laugh* Well, how was that?

Rukia: Your lips are way softer.

Yza: Uh, thanks I guess?

Rukia: *pouts and kisses him*

Yza: *blushes and kisses back*

Riku: Well, all's well that ends well... except...

Ryuzaki: *kicks Riku out of her spot as host* IT'S DISS TRACK SEASON BABY AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! THE Q N A IS GONNA HAVE DISS TRACKS, AND BEFORE ANYONE ASKS "Wait when did diss tracks happen?" BECAUSE FOX IS MUSICALLY MORE DISABLED THAN MAXIOS WE'RE SPLITTING THIS Q N A INTO 2 (again?!) AND HAVING THE 2ND HALF BE PURELY DEDICATED TO DISS TRACKS! IT'S PLANNED TO DROP 31ST DECEMBER, SO DON'T FUCKING MISS IT!

Haha, yep... diss tracks... >.>

Ryuzaki: Well, because we're splitting this Q n A in half, it's time to say see you lovely motherfuckers soon!

That's all, Fox out!