Ryuzaki: *kicks door open of the studio* WELCOME BACK TO...
Audience: Q N A!!
Ryuzaki: I'M YOUR SEXY HOST, RYUZAKI! AND YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE!
Audience: IT'S DISS TRACK SEASON!
Ryuzaki: EXACTLY! WE'VE HAD EVERYONE'S FAVOURITES HIT THE BOOTH TO CREATE SICK FIERY TRACKS TO FUCK OTHERS UP!
Audience: *wild cheering*
Ryuzaki: WITOJT FURTHER ADIEU, KICK BACK, RELAX, LET THE IMAGINARY BEAT TAKE YOU AWAY AND ENJOY OUR Z WORLD DISS TRACK COLLECTION~!
NOW, LET THE DISS WAR, BEGIN!!
Q) To Ghost Yza-
Make a diss track on Zeon for wanting to bang Rukia.
Yza: *claps hands* Time for me to show y'all what a dead motherfucker can do.
Crusty Ghost Dick (Zeon Diss Track) - Yza Blade (Official Music Video)
(This one goes out to you specifically Zeon)
(Don't come near me or my girl again)
Instead of looking at Rukia's ass, come and look over here,
Grab some silicone lube and ask Max to prepare your ear
I ain't stoppin til your bleeding from all of these disses
Get ready cuz the only thing fucking you is this crusty ghost dick, uh!
Tryna get my girl's pussy while I'm dead
You wish Rukia would give you some head
Damn you crossed line, you've stooped so fucking low
Only thing that's worse is when you killed Izo
With that surprise fucking blow, you're a pussy
Only thing you blow on now is those cuts oozing like honey
You're just a prideful piece of shit, a suicidal fuck
Do us all a favour and stop being a massive cuck
End that fucking lifeline and slit open up your wrists
Bleed out til your screaming and listen to the rest of this diss!
I've been through worse don't think you can make me sob with that fake stuff
Eyes are all red from smoking that weed, do you believe that you're the next Snoop Dog?
Delusional fuck, keep huffing and injecting drugs til you drop into your grave
Cuz let's be honest, people would prefer it that way
Stay in your lane and don't come at my girl again
Lies of pulling all nighters, I see you sleep at night
Gotta keep a close eye cuz if I don't you'll try raping my bitch right?
Crusty ghost dick, crusty ghost dick, ayy ayy
You wish your dick was big as this, hey hey
Crusty ghost dick, crusty ghost dick, ayy ayy
I'll fuck your asshole til it's bleeding, hey hey
Crusty ghost dick, crusty ghost dick, ayy ayy
Do you regret tryna fuck my girl yet, hey hey
Listen to me closely, notice how I used my bitch?
Yeah, Rukia's mine, get that through your head even if you don't like it
Have some decency or basic manners to not go after someone's girlfriend
I get that your thirsty for pussy and I agree Rukia looks like a snacc
But know your boundaries cuz this is something I can't let slide
Come near my girl again and I'll do worse then drop a few lines
I'll knock your head back and forth and bring you to your knees
You'll be bowing down to your king, bitch please, that'd be me!
Thinking your the shit for "changing" so much
Tryna clean up your act by cutting your hair up,
Don't try to bury the past cuz no one will forget
About those times when you bit my arm, and stole my cards
Or killed a man in cold blood
Let's not get it twisted,
We got fucking history, and I have fucking dirt
So you better not anger me or else I'll unleash even more hurt
If you reply back, I'll do worse than this track
I'll knock you back and forth with these fists
I've brawled more than you so don't be an idiot
I've only skimmed the bare surface of all the shitty things about you
I can say so so so much more but I'd prefer not to
I'm the OG Yza Blade, don't fucking forget me
This was my first track and now my ramen's ready, uh!
Q) To Ghost Shouri-
Make a diss track on Fox for ending your series.
Ghost Shouri: I can't rap though...
Ryuzaki: Trust me, you got this *pushes Shouri into the booth*
Ghost Shouri: Ugh... I'll try
Helles: Hold up Shouri, I got a question as well!
Q) To Helles-
Make a diss track on Fox for ending Forbbden Chains before you showed up.
Ghost Shouri: ...should we team up?
Helles: YES
Victory Fist (Fox Diss Track) - Helles Shura ft. Ghost Shouri Sakini (Official Music Video)
Helles:
Fuck you and your writing skills
Couldn't handle shitting out two books
That shit's weak, I could do it in my sleep
I had to put pen to pad just for this track
Took me less than an hour to make this
And even got my guy Shouri on it
I'm coming for ya, I didn't even get to appear
I was gonna slay bitches with Victor
I would've GB8 turbo'd faster than Shika
Using Driger to bring people to their knees
The power of dragon and tiger contained in this fist
Would smack you out of this universe like YA YEET
Ghost Shouri:
I don't do rap nor do I think this'll be good
My flow's kind of whack but for what it's worth I'm from the hood
My name means victory, my surname means up ahead,
And this sweet smell of winning will fill my head
No warnings needed, we'll rip into your ass
Don't get gassed up cuz your dissing yourself in the end
Helles:
Victory fist, I'm shoving this up your ass
Gonna pound you to the next dimension, ahaha
You won't be able to see straight after this
Macha's a shit waifu you have no taste in woman
Get something more quality like Driger
Your a SP main, but you'll fall to our offence
I'll shit out more attacks than Aqua Force lends
Keep shredding that hand that you barely kept
This isn't Grind Luard, this is just a joke
Go back to your 10 minute main phase loop
One last thing before I end this track
You forgot Golshachi has resist and I won't let that slack
Let this haunt you for the rest of your life
Just like how Ghost Shouri will in time
Peace.
Q) To Ryuzaki-
Make a portal and bring in Hikaru.
Ryuzaki: *sips tea and brings in Hikaru*
Hikaru: HEYYY FOXY MISSED ME TOO MUCH HE HAD TO ADD ME BACK owo
Q) To Hikaru-
Make a diss track on Fox.
Hikaru: EASY SHIT
Macha is a thot (Fox Diss Track) - Hikaru Hata (Official Music Video)
(Skrrrrrt skrt aye aye uhh yA YEET)
(MOM LOOK I'M A SOUNDCLOUD RAPPER owo)
Macha is a thot, yeah she left you for Claret Sword's cock
Straight siscon trash for liking Sagiri man
Don't forget that Shizuku's next to leave on your list of waifus
Scathach's overjoyed that she doesn't have to talk you,
And just like Eden, she doesn't want to step on you
You're a perfect match for Medb, but she's got better things to do
Try another time when she's not busy ghosting you
Persia and Akeno both think your shit at vanguard
They wanna bang hard but your dick just doesn't satisfy
Fortunately for you one of the girls left is Nejire
Though her curiosity is low for a loser like you
And she told me that she's grossed out by what you're into
Doesn't wanna date guys who's cheeks have been spread
All your girls have left you and you got no waifus left
Must be pretty sad being single and hopeless
Sink to despair so we can have another Showodown
And it'll make Shida go: "ZETSUBOU? OMAE NI MAKENAI!"
Q) To Ayaza-
Make a diss track on Fox because of what happened to you.
Ayaza: Huh, forget Diss Track Season, this is Fox Hunting Season
What happened to Ayaza? (Fox Diss Track) - Ayaza Ganki-Vulcan (Official Music Video)
Cray's Collapse was shit
Why did we have to wait 2 years for it?
You said you were writing but you didn't do shit
Instead I got cucked in the second half you twit
I'm amazed that people are a fan of you
You're looking like an outdated shoe
I wanna keep on going but I don't want to roast Fox
I'd rather burn it to shit and dump it in the bin
Just like where Forbidden Chains belong
Your art is shit, and you can't draw tits
Hentai's the only thing motivating you to do this
Scared to draw dick cuz we all know
Fox doesn't actually have one BROOOOOOOO
Q) To Fox-
Make a diss track on what happened to Ayaza.
Sure...
Why did I bring you back? (Ayaza Ganki-Vulcan Diss Track) - Fox (Official Music Video)
Why did I bring you back?
You're not gonna add anything man
I guess your evil cuz you lost your girlfriend
I hope you enjoy trying my friend
Yes I can't rap
Astolfo's a trap
Zak needs to run laps
Please read this as a poem perhaps
But I can't do poems either
So my flow keeps going
Ayaza uses Detonix
He said fuck the Dragonics
Didn't wanna be like Ayato
Even tho he be changing
But I guess it's all not that bad
Ayato's still a lad
Just a shame he's a clone of you
What's next? Selfcest too?
Q) To Chiharu-
Make a diss track on Rukia.
Chiharu: WITH PLEASURE!
Rukia: O-Oof
Blonde Thot (Rukia Takanori Diss Track) - Chiharu Nomura (Official Music Video)
This blonde thot crossed the line
She thinks that kissing my boy is fine
I'm not gonna accept that so it's time for a diss
I'll refrain from using my fists since karma's a bitch
Why she cheating on her boy? (slut)
Says she cares for him but then she kisses guys behind his back (liar)
Slut can't control her hands, she's touching up other men (betrayer)
Same night she's sobbing at her boyfriend's grave (pathetic)
She rides other guy's cocks like it's Saturday night (gross)
She regrets everything but she's unaware that it's her fault (stupid)
She can't comprehends that things don't go her way all the time (idiot)
She sobs over the messes that she created (loser)
She was ready to murder Yza at any given moment (bitch)
She was disloyal from the start, sucking Backlion's cock for fun (desperate)
She decided to turn on him and not kill her "true love" (indecisive)
Instead what she got was both becoming gone! (unlucky)
Love's a tricky emotion but she plays with it like her pussy (lame)
Manipulating slut that just wants to fuck (horny)
Doesn't care about anyone else even tho she's a nurse (meanie)
Taking advantage of others, how could she? (terrible)
She's nothing but a blonde stereotype through and through (generic)
Dumb, passable as pretty and good at sucking dick (easy)
Deep behind those ocean blue eyes is a toxic girl full of lies (evil)
Don't let that cute baby face deceive you (fake)
Or else you'll end up killing yourself just for her (murderer)
Zeon man, I don't get what you like about her (sigh)
She's far from an ideal person (rotten)
She's just a faker, puts on a show (drama)
A lone warrior who blows (dick-sucker)
Ready to betray at any given moment (disloyal)
Doesn't matter if she's reversed she just wants to cause trouble (annoying)
Drama whore is the perfect way to describe who she is (fat)
She wants to see the world turn to shit (terrible)
Your nothing more than a blonde thot who's dumb as rocks
Kissed Backlion, Yozora, Zeon and so many more
Yza's been cucked too many times by this whore
Wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to dump you now
Poor guy deserves so much better now
And every night I see you regret it all
Especially those one-night stands that made you preggy, aww
Don't make me feel bad for you, it's your fucking fault
Next time use a condom you nonce!
Q) To Maxios-
Make a diss track on your legs.
Maxios: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait he's being serious?
I'M NOT RISING NOVA DAMN IT (Maxios' Legs Diss Track) - Maxios Blade (Official Music Video)
Maxios: Hi. My name is Maxios Blade, and today I will perform a "lit" rap using my mouth, teeth, tongue, jaw, vocal chords and the sweet sound of me trying to smack my legs to create what kids these day call a "sick beat" so I can prove to the world I'm not as offended as I sound and I'M NOT RISING NOVA DAMN IT!! I GOT RIZE'D AND I DIDN'T DIE TO MERMAIDS!! I CAN'T EVEN PLAY SPORTS AND I DON'T EVEN USE SPIKE BROTHERS! Wait I probably should... welp, I guess we all know what deck I'm using next~! *buys out Spike Brother market*
*cough* spot the foreshadowing *cough*
Ryuzaki: He didn't even do a diss track...
Q) To Neko-
Make a diss track on your dumb brother being relevant while you are useless.
Neko: No.
Inu: HAHAHAHA
Neko: Nevermind we're making a diss track
Beauty and the Beast (Inu Blaze Diss Track) - Neko Blaze (Official Music Video)
It's Neko right back on the track yo
See me spittin' fire but all you doin' is spittin' whack flow
Undisputed prodigy yeah that's a fact now
Every word I speak will make you tremble more, oh,
I didn't forget that this was a diss on my brother
While he's losing his virginity to a money hoe
I'd be making our old man proud by winning in game shows
Earning awards for being a genius, you wish you were in my shoes
Yeah I'm gonna say it, I'm smarter than Ryuzaki
He's your master, he's got that collar around your neck
He the one who feeds you and keeps you in check
He be pulling that leash telling you bark at those skets
You wag your little tail for a little cash
Your no better then your girlfriend you hash
I can bust out songs faster than Naito on a good day
You made me go savage on this track, so don't say
"You didn't warn me" or "I wasn't ready"
Damn poor excuses, just like your grade scores
Only becoming useful cuz you fought Backlion
But he got shafted harder than Kouen
Not my fault that you lost to Gold Paladin
Invest in a better deck that doesn't go irrelevant
You're not the next Toshiki Kai or Mamoru Anjou
And you secretly know you're dumber than Shika
At least he knows what they speak in Brazil
Here's a hint, it's not Brazilian
As I keep rapping can you handle all this heat?
Go cool off in Maganicalla, you freak
I couldn't make this rap without referencing JoJos
Shout out to my boy Taira, he a Sono (Chi no Sadame)
Did I speak too fast? Did it sound like a blur, do you not understand?
I be on the track killing this beat
All rappers past must be feeling the heat
Yeah I'll finish this song by talking about you and your money hoe
Congrats on the girlfriend but she's just playing for your money tho
Beauty and the beast, guess which one you're playing as
You'd fall to your knees if you knew how stupid you really were
Q) To Ryuzaki-
Make a diss track on Riku being a money thot.
Ryuzaki: :sweating:
Stay away from Iku (Riku Diss Track) - Ryuzaki Mikazuchi (Official Music Video)
Aye yo I'll pay you a million bucks
Stay away from Ieu you sad fuck
You have a nice chest I'll admit that
But Ihu deserves better like my dead sis
At least she would probably kiss him on the dick (FOR FREE)
Yeah he might be underaged and you might go to jail
You into dem younger boys but it's not a big deal
I know a couple guys who're into redheads
So please please just stay away from Igu you sket
Money hoe, that's what you are
All gassed up cuz Idu gave you cash
You play Aqua Force you scrub
Go cheat on Iyu with Trio (TRIP ON HIM)
And make him realise your a terrible person
I'm not really roasting you and I'm being kinda nice
I'm warning you too, so don't be so diced
I'm asking you kindly to stay away from Itu
Cuz if you don't, he's gonna go bankrupt
And I can't let that happen bruv
Riku: *sips banana shake* Inu is my sugar daddy and you'll never take me away from him.
Ryuzaki: LEAVE IRU ALONE!
Inu: *cough* At least she gets my name right... *cough*
Ryuzaki: NOW'S NOT THE TIME IWU
Inu: *sigh* Riku, you wanna go now?
Riku: Sure~! Let's go pick up some new clothes!
Inu: Eh, alright
Ryuzaki: HEY ISU! SHE ONLY WANTS YOUR MONEY! BE CAREFUL!
Inu: Yeah, sure, whatever... *leaves with Riku*
Ryuzaki: *shakes head* Kids these days
Q) To Zeon-
Make a response diss track to Ghost Yza.
Zeon: *steps out of bag*
Rukia: Omg, Zeon got out of the bag!
Zeon: I've been working on this damn song the whole Q n A... YOU BETTER ENJOY!
Shika: OWO?!
Duller than a Blade (Yza Blade Diss Track) - Zeon Ishima (Official Music Video)
(I'm the king in this power struggle. Don't get it twisted, right?)
Never thought Yza Blade would make me rap
Guess this guy wants to get clapped
Clapped twice; thrice, Backlion did it for (4) me more times
Then Rukia got down on her knees to suck you off
Crusty ghost dick, yeah, don't make me laugh
Everyone knows about how you only have half
Half a book, half a dick and half a brain
Yeah, you lost it all, it went down the drain
Just like your semen from last night,
You discarded it, like your credibility in Cardfightin'
Only winning cuz of pure luck
It's pure luck that you even got a quick fuck
Stupid perv, yeah let's talk facts
You got smacked by the Void and now your dead
Wished you had a bowl of ramen instead
Guess being a martyr suits you
Like how that dumb hoodie fits you
Shit looks like it was bought in 1995
A hand-me down from your brother, that shit's funny
Do you need more money?
Mom doesn't care about you now
Dad's dead just like you now
Maxios' more crippled then your head now
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, it's clear to see
Now you're a lazy prick wanted to fuck
Playing Vanguard cuz your "girlfriend" does
Lyrically you can't step me cuz I'm a secret genius in the rap industry
My bars are hotter than Kagero, I strike faster than Golds do
Stun you with these hits, call it Megacolony, then implode and bind you
Narukami level speeds while I'm heaving all these bars
Bitches getting wet while I'm just getting charged
My Spike Brothers all know I'm not the type to fight for no reason
I'll get you in a Bermuda Triangle lock like I'm Link Joker
I'm a Dark Irregular who's darkness is incomparable
Not even the Oracle Think Tank's oracle can predict where I'll go
Here's a revelation from the Genesis that you won't like at all
By the end of this diss you'll be feeling hollow as Granblue yo
You're just a faded star in the limelight, washed up these days
Irrelevant fucks like you better get out of my way
Calling me a cuck when you were cucked out of your own sequel
Fox gives no shits, and he preferred Yozora to you
I'm the real puppet master, I'll pull the strings
Your bitch is mine, I shoved my cock in her minge
Rukia's pussy is nice and pink and tender
So don't chat shit cuz while you were gone,
I slipped a nice creampie inside her!
So as a reminder every time you fuck her
Listen to this song while going down on Rukia
You got my sloppy seconds so think twice
Do you really want your tongue touching my cum?
Is your crusty ghost dick going flaccid yet?
Instead I bet you get hard by that fact
You're no better than Mai, an NTR cuck
I take shots at everyone cuz it's only fair
But these are all aimed at you so be scared
In your diss you talk about my past?
Time to bring up that time you battered someone's head
Mentally unstable, anger seeping from all over
Kinjuzo needed to step in to stop ya
And even then we forgot all about ya
Stop acting like a hard man, you won no brawls
Sank into depression cuz Rukia left Tokyo
You a loner in class, multiple personality disorder must suck
Must be worse than that time you attacked me for no reason, huh
Say I'm the suicidal one? Give me a break
You were on your knees ready to die
Shoulda used that noose back then my guy
Hypocrite, that's what you are
No I don't fucking smoke or take drugs
Fake allegations, I thought you spat facts
Next thing you'll be saying is I rape girls...
Oh wait
You wanna turn this diss war into fists?
Alright fine, I'm ready to scrap with trash
Come fight me in the back of the school
I'll be ready to fucking throw down,
And get some more clout from it too
Don't make me say it once
Don't make me say it twice
Your fangs are duller than a blade
Keep throwing shit my way
It's all bark and no bite
You'll be buried under starlight
Left to rust and become dust
You ain't no knight, ha
Don't make me say it once
Don't make me say it twice
Don't make me fuck your bitch like she mine
Nice juicy ass I'm just spitting facts
You don't deserve this girl
You don't deserve this track
It's all bark and no bite
But you'll be buried under starlight
Left to rust and become dust
You ain't no knight, ha
One more thing to say before I end this
If I haven't murdered you yet I can still make another diss
I had a banger line and didn't know where to fit it
So I'll shove it at the end so you can really remember it:
At least I didn't die cuz of a Stride, yea
Ryuzaki: SHIIIIIIT SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT SOMEONE CALL THE FUCKING FIRE DEPARTMENT
Yza: Zeon spits heat...
Zeon: I tried, my mans
Yza: I'm gonna take the L for this... I can't clap back
Rukia: That final line... ouch
Shika: So when is Yza vs Zeon Boxing Match happening? owo
Ryuzaki: WINNER GETS TO FUCK RUKIA
Rukia: Wait, I didn't agree-
Zeon: ...to keep my integrity I won't participate
Yza: Wdym I fuck her everyday
Rukia: You're not meant to admit that!
Zeon: Wow okay-
Ryuzaki: Well, that was our final question. I'm now going to hand the mic over to Fox, where he will give us the final words of this Q n A. Thank you all for participating once more, and for reading! This has been your sexy Q n A host, Ryuzaki Mikazuchi, for the last time in 2018... SIGNING OUT! TOODLES! *chucks microphone at Fox*
Rukia: Thanks for having me as a guest! Check out Vol. 6, please!! *leaves*
Zeon: Thanks to Fox for actually trying on my diss track. Check out Vol. 6 of Z World! *leaves*
*catches microphone* Hi, does this thing work?
Well, I hope it does... anyways, to save your eyes from reading all this bold text, lemme just...
There. Hi, it's me Fox. Why am I doing this Q n A so weirdly? Well, it's kind of special since this is the last Z World content going to be published in 2018. This calls for a special A/N!
I know, lame.
However, let me say, I HATE WRITING DISS TRACKS! ALL THOSE LYRICS? YEAH, I MADE 'EM! I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL DAMN IT!
...please never make me do this again. I'll probably be starting a bit more picky with my questions I include as sometimes Q n As can be really... really... time consuming... ah, but I hope you enjoyed reading it anyways, and thank you everyone for sending in questions!
Buuuuuut, as this year comes to an end, a new one will begin, and to that I say: LET'S WELCOME IT WITH OPEN ARMS! 2018 has been pretty amazing, especially for the CCEU. I'm extremely thankful that everyone reading this story has decided to support us, even though there are so many other books to choose from in Wattpad; the fact you would prefer to read our little universe means the world to me. (Pun intended)
This past year has been a challenge as an author, releasing chapter week after week, only taking this small break and one two week break earlier in autumn. Starting this in spring, I didn't expect much considering how... uh, "different", for a lack of a better term, Cray's Collapse was. Would anyone really be willing to read the sequel?
Well, apparently they do, since you lovely people have been sticking with me for 35 weeks now... I'm really surprised by the positivity for the book, and even the negativity as it makes me want to improve more. Z World's been one of my most favourite projects to work on this past year, and I'm really proud of what it became.
As an author, I'm very thankful to my fans that have shown lots of support, and as such, here's a token of my gratitude.
Please go and follow/check out these wonderful people, for they're the reason why Z World keeps running. Without you guys, my audience, then I probably would've given up by now, y'know? Your support each week motivates me to write. Cuz as long as even one person is reading this book... I want finish the story for them, no matter what.
Here's a special shout out to the person who's in charge of the soundtrack! Thank you for working so hard for me!
Well, that about wraps up most of what I wanted to say concerning 2018. Thank you all once again, and have a happy new year!
Now, for the future of this book... you might be wondering: Why wasn't there chapters released in the past two weeks?
The reason for this is because I've been on hiatus regarding the actual chapters. And it will stay that way until further notice. Yes, I've been burnt out. 35 straight weeks of constant work, and I need a break... I'm sorry if this is disappointing news, but I'd like to just not worry about Z World every week.
Will this mean the story is ending? NO. We're getting into Volume 6 now, and this is where the real fun begins. 2019 is going to be a big year for Z World, and I hope you'll stick around for the ride. It's time to move past the story just being about Zeroth Dragons... and into something bigger.
For the last time in 2018,
That's all, Fox out!
P.S. Don't worry, The Ansei Family will return... soon™
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