After that very well deserved beatdown, and after a very long trip to the nurse's office, the dumbass trio went to the student council's office, where a very loud and long earful from Aimi awaited them.

The results of Aimi's feeling the flow-driven beatdown were a very sore back for Ban, one week without football practise because of leg damage for Tate, and Izuru getting his entire face covered in bandages and forced to use a crappy text to speech app he had to get with the nurse's office bad internet connection.

Maybe we're calling the wrong person berserkerk...

Either way, the three sat across Aimi and braced themselves for what they expect would be the rant to end all rants, the scream to end all screams, the one time a student council did their job right and tried to make their students be better people.

"You idiots know you can't bring your bikes in the school, right?" Aimi asked, blasting the three with her sleep deprived glare only a student council sick of their job could muster.

"H-hai! We will start parking our bikes outside like the rest of the student body!" Ban and Tate squealed. They kinda developed a trauma of Aimi after seeing things from Izuru's perspective.

Izuru pulled out his phone and began speed writing what he wanted to say, which is a bad idea since that's how you end up making alot of grammar mistakes, but you do you.

"That's all you have to say after treating us worse than the yakuza treat the people that own them money? Aimi, what the deck?"

"Deck?" The student council president asked.

Izuru looked at his phone and fixed his mistake.

"Aimi, what the hell?"

"You guys were asking for it. One thing is you waltzing into school on your bikes, the other is act so cocky just because of it. And I know you only got Endo's bike yesterday, so the fact you idiots managed to somehow still sync into this dumbassary only makes things worse."

"Boris had the Rush Beauty for a while, but since he was looking to get rid of it, he just gave her to me!" Tate smiled, right before trembling beneath AImi's glare.

"I kinda... Had mine for a while. Rio likes bikes so I got one we both could ride." Ban explained, looking away.

And that was the biggest lie ever told in the story, both in the past and future. He got the bike because he found out Yumi loves bikes and has a secret thing for biker gangs, so he played his cards right and got one the two could ride. Rio actually found biker gangs to be more lame than Izuru, surprisingly.

"We never rode ours before out of pity for him." The two said, pointing at Izuru.

"Shut up." The text to speech app said. "Yours is called Rush Beauty for a reason and it's shocking you still haven't realized why."

"Because the paint job rush sent him into never getting with a girl for real, that's why." Ban snickered.

Tate tried to respond, but Aimi slammed her hands on the desk to get the conversation back on track.

"I don't care about your dumb bikes, I only care that you idiots keep making a fool out of the student council with your dumb stunts! Whether you want it or not, this bike crap ends today!"

And that's when someone who happens to come from Asakusa started feeling his blood flow hotter.

But since he couldn't angrily yell, he just angrily wrote.

"Ah? You can't ban the usage of our bikes for that reason, it's stupid. Our bikes are going to stay weather you like it not, they are our lives."

The text to speech app with personality costed money and no one got money for that.

"You wrote 'whether' wrong." Tate pointed out

"The only thing that's stupid is you for getting into the dumbest of trouble over the dumbest of reasons! We used to be a good student council but now we're a joke because the secretary keeps shoving himself into problems nobody asked for! I'm not asking you to not do the things you do, I'm asking you to have some damn common sense for once and tone down on the stupid crap! The council's reputation keeps plumming down thanks to the tiny whisk problem and your crap isn't helping at all, just making the things even worse! I wish you never had become the secretary!"

Oh man, that's gonna sting.

Even Izuru was taken back by those words, so he calmy wrote his final piece.

"Easy then. I quit." He wrote, slamming his foot on the ground.

"Hoo boy." Ban whistled.

"Good then! Get out of my student council room, you useless turd! I can get a better secretary, one that actually gets their job done in time without breaking a sweat!"

She couldn't.

"You've just been a catalyst for all sorts of problems that could have been avoided if you were never here in the first place!"

"Then I'll have you know that I've only ridden by bike for a day but I liked it more than the one year of council work I did with you. In fact, I love my bike more than this school. The only bad thing about my bike is that-"

And as the app was about to say the dumbest thing Izuru ever wrote, Chika, Minami and Yumi entered the room.

"-because Ibuki takes forever to get ready, I have to wait to ride my girlfriend."

"....eh?" Minami and Chika asked.

Yumi just smiled to try and ignore how much of a scumbag Izuru turned out to be. Even she could saw the cracks in the group's dynamic forming and leading her further away from a certain someone.

"...so, looks like the group's getting divorced." Ban said.

"I call shotgun on staying with the girls." Tate raised his hand.

"Hey no fair!"

"You two are coming with me, this isn't optional."

Izuru tossed his phone into his bag and stormed out of the council room, dragging the other two boys with him against their will. Poor Ban couldn't even say his final goodbyes to Yumi. 

Truly, a tragic end, fitting only to a shakespearean romance story.

"Good day sir!" Izuru exclaimed, his rapsy voice muffled by the bandages, as he slammed the door shut.

"Good day!" Aimi exclaimed louder.

Then Izuru opened the door just to try and scream again.

"I said good day!"

And then he slammed it again, because teenagers are just bigger children at the end of the day.

That was only the start of the day. Things could only get better, or much worse, from here.