Heheh...

This is less of an art book and more of a rant cupcake now with occasional art sprinkles and sometimes a story frosting. If that makes any sense, at least.

Anyway, figured I start something new? Maybe?

So I got this book today called '2000 questions about me'. I figured I answer one here every day until I finished. And then you all could answer them with me, and we can all be friends because you know more about me!

There might be days where I'll skip a question tho, because it's either private info or just stuff I don't want everyone knowing.

Anyway, don't be afraid to talk to me and answer the question!

Question 1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?

Being in a library filled with my ideal books. Heheh. That means NO ROMANCES. GET THE FRICK AWAY FROM ME I DON'T WANNA READ ABOUT AN IDIOT FEMALE TAKING A BOY FOR GRANTED OR SOME GIRL BEING FORCED INTO A RELATIONSHIP OR SOME GOOD GIRL BAD BOY THING. NO THANKS.

Anyway, there's that.

So now I'm just going to rant about a book and possibly spoil it so be warned. If you haven't read 'The House of The Scorpion' and 'The Lord of Opium' by Nancy Farmer be warned. SPOILERS AHEAD.

So I might have already ranted about the first book but oh well.

I FRIGGIN HATE ESPERANZA. SHE'S SUCH A DINGLEHOPPER JERKFACE BOBFISHFACED PIECE OF FOX DUNG. THREE MOONS.

She frizzing tries to marry Maria off to some creepy THIRTY year old! Maria is only fifteen for crying out loud! I mean, I guess that doesn't justify Matt proposing to her because they're still only teens but at least they're the same age. Oh, and it isn't FORCED.

That brick Esperanza though, all she cares about is healing the Earth. Like, okay, fine, noble cause, but you didn't care when your daughter, Emily or something, died. She walked out on your family when Maria was no more than five. Then, suddenly, Maria has a use! She can be married off to some old creep and suddenly she wants her around... Like, Esperanza your daughter wanted to see Matt so bad she would have DIED rather than not see him, AND YOU KEPT THEM APART.

Oh, and she's probably going to try and kill Matt once they don't need Opium anymore. Hufffff anyway...

I was also super depressed when Tam Lin died. Tam Lin was the best!

Okay then, not much else to say about Tam Lin.

Also, how did Matt's microchip thing work? Like how the eejits had microchips, and then Matt had one that made El Patron able to speak through him? I think that's what happened anyway. Well, was El Patron's conscious put into the Scorpion Star or something? And so he could control Matt? I mean, it wasn't a ghost so what happened with that. He couldn't have accounted for EVERY situation. Or was it just something Matt was making up in his head? I'm still slightly confused by that.

I thought I'd have more to say on the subject but apparently not.

Okay then, have a nice day!

~Furu