A/N: It's a normal day in Class 1-C...until an intruder breaks into their dormitory. Chaos Ensured. Prepare to laugh your ass off.

Mikoto: Ahhh...What a beautiful day.

After taking a break from school, Class 1-C were hanging out in their dormitory. Present Mic was letting them take the day off to let them get their mind off of things.

Mikoto: What a perfect day for some ice cream.

The snow user walked on over to the freezer to get some ice cream... unaware that a certain...character... with four eyes and eight legs watching him in the corner of the wall.

Mikoto: *Making Ice Cream* La la la hmm hmm la la la~!

His choice was mint chocolate chip with hot fudge, whipped cream, with a mess of cherries and sprinkles on top.

Mikoto: Oh yes~! Love me some good ice cream. Take me on minty chocolate vacation~!

As soon he was done making ice cream, he walked over to the table to begin feasting on the delicious dessert.

After a few scoops of eating. Mikoto pushed the spoon inside the ice cream once again but stopped when he felt something crawling.

Mikoto: Hm?

He looked to see...a spider on his spoon.

Mikoto:.....

Spider:....

Mikoto:....

Spider: Hi. How are ya?

Mikoto: *Screams* AHHHHHHHHH!!!! SPIDER!!!!

In fright, he quickly toss the spoon away with the spider on it. But the spider quickly a web out from it's backside and landed safely before it the floor. With it's eight legs, it made it way back towards Mikoto.

Mikoto screamed again and made a run for it.

Sylvia: Mikoto! What's wrong?! I heard you screaming!

Mikoto: Sylvia! Run! We're being attacked!

Sylvia: By who? A villain?

Mikoto: Oh! So much worse!

He pointed to the spider.

Spider: S'up~! Hiss~! Hiss~! Gonna come up in your grill~!

Sylvia: *SCREAMS* UNHOLY SHIT!!!! BACK THE FUCK UP!!!

Mikoto: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!

The spider tried to jump them but Sylvia quickly burned it.

Sylvia: Take that you eight-legged freak!

Mikoto: Whoo! Good job!

However...The spider remained undeterred.

Sylvia: What the-?! How?!

Mikoto: How about this!

He pulled out some bug spray and splash the spider with it. However, the spider was still moving.

Mikoto: Are you serious?! Man these damn bug sprays don't even work!

The spider started coming after them. Fast.

Spider: I'm gonna give ya a face hug~!

Mikoto/Sylvia: AHHHHHHHHH!!!

They both ran from the kitchen.

Haru, Jack, Luna, Samuel, Destiny, Eito, Kenji, and Souta were playing video games until both frightened teens ran into the living room startling them.

Luna: Ehhhh?!

Kenji: Guys! What's wrong?!

Sylvia: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!

Haru: Wait what?! But Who!

Spider: *Appears* Come into my parlor~~~!

Haru: O_O

Destiny: *Gasp*

Eito: AHHHHH! SPIDER!!!

Luna: HOLY SHIT!!! LOOK THE SIZE OF THAT THING!

Samuel: Is it a tarantula?!

Jack: What's that?!

Samuel: A big desert spider! They can grow to the size of a small dog or even bigger!

Destiny: At least it ain't an Australian Spider!

Everyone: *Shudders*

Luna: Enough Talk! Someone get rid of it! HURRY!!!!

Jack: Kenji! Do something!

Kenji: Fine. Jeez. It's just a spider.

He used his blood abilities to try and kill the spider.

But to everyone's surprise, it didn't work.

Spider:....

The spider was still alive.

Jack: WTF?!

Luna: KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!

Kenji: We're trying!

Luna: Try Harder!!!

Souta: How the hell is that thing still alive!!!

Eito: Yeah! It should be dead now!

Samuel: Unless...That spider has a quirk?!!!

Everyone: O_O

Destiny: Ohhhh Nooo....

Spider: Gonna fuck your faces up~~~!

Luna: *Screams* Ahhhhh!

Kenji quickly grabs Eito and uses him as a human weapon.

Spider: ???

Kenji: BEGONE THOT!

Using Eito, Kenji whacked the spider and sent it flying to the wall.

Kenji: Now your chance!

Destiny: RUN BITCHES RUUUUUN!

The ten students begin to scream and run into the next room over which was the dining room. Riku, Hein, Lilac, Mio, Akira, Chassy, Yin, Kelly, and Oka were there. Maria was taking a nap while Zoe was outside gardening...ignoring all the chaos that's taking place inside the dorms.

Mio: Huh? What's with you guys?

Yin: What's with all the yelling?

Mikoto: A big spider had gotten into the dormitory!

Akira: S-S-Spider?!!

Chassy: *Gulp*....

Oka: Ohhhh~! ◉‿◉

Luna: (Of course you think that's interesting!)

Kelly: Well if it bothers you guys, kill it then.

Destiny: We can't!

Jack: It's invincible!!!

Yin: Have you tried burning it?

Sylvia: Yes...

Kelly: What about Kenji? Why didn't you get rid of it.

Kenji: We tried...

He looked at the battered Eito who he used as a blunt weapon.

Kenji: Gomen...

Eito: Don't worry about it...

Spider: *Appears*

Everyone: O_O

Spider: *Meme* Can I put my balls in your jaws~~~~!

Lilac: AHHHHHHH!!!

Chassy: SPIDER!!!! *Jumps on the couch*

Riku: Is that an black widow?!

Samuel: I thought it was a tarantula!!!

Hein: Who cares what it is! Get rid of it!

Lilac: KILL IT! KILL IT!!!

Chassy: Quick! Get some pots and pans from the kitchen!

Some of the student followed Chassy's orders before most of them tried to attack the spider.

Present Mic: *Appears* Alright. Alright. What's going on here. Little Listeners-?!

He looked at the spider as the students tried to attack it.

Mikoto: Present Mic! Help Us!

Present Mic:....*Backs Away Into Another Room*

Mikoto: Present Mic! Don't leave us!

Yin: Forget him. He left us behind.

Oka: If things go bad. He'll make an necessary sacrifice later.

Luna: Wait! Where did Zoe go!

Hein: I'm pretty sure-?!

Jack: The spider must've ate her!

Eito: *Glares at the spider* You Fiend!

Hein: ....Seriously?

Lilac: Kill It! Kill It! Kill It!

Classmates: We're trying!

Lilac: Try Harder!

Souta: I swear if someone keeps saying "try harder"?! Someone's about to get hit and it ain't going to be the spider!

Funny enough, the spider actually got hit and it sent flying...onto Jack's nose.

Jack: O_O.......

Everyone:....

Mikoto: Jack...Don't make...any sudden moves...

Jack:..........

Spider: *Looks at him*....

Jack:......

Spider: Gonna bite your nose~!

Jack grabs his guitar and tried to bash the spider, not caring if he hurt his face.

*BANG*

Jack: Ow....

Souta:.....Did you get him?

Jack touched his nose but the spider was gone. It must've moved before Jack got the chance to hit it.

Jack: No....

Lilac: Oh no. It could be anywhere.

Hein: Everyone. Be careful. Check your surroundings.

They all nodded and looked around. 

Haru: G-Guys...

Everyone turned to Haru who pointed in another direction.

The spider...was crawling on Maria's head who was sleeping.

Maria: Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Everyone: O_O

Mio: We gotta wake her up!

Riku: No! Don't! You might provoke the spider!

Lilac: We can't just sit here and do nothing!

Akira: W-What if Maria gets hurt...or worse.

Souta: Okay then. How about this. Akuma. Use your elasticity to get the spider off Tachibana.

Sylvia: No way in hell I'm touching that thing!

Souta: It's a life or death situation!

Luna: Sorry Sylvia but I don't want Maria to end up as some spider's lunch!

Sylvia: Ohhhh...Fine!

She stretched her arm and charge at the spider. But to everyone's shock, Maria begin to wake up. The spider gets off as soon as Sylvia's arm made contact with Maria's head...hitting her.

Maria: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
I didn't take no one animals anymore!

Sylvia: SORRY! Maria! Be careful! There's a spider around!

Maria: Spider...You mean the one right there?

The spider was now hanging by a large webby thread watching them.

Spider: *Meme* I got ten dollars hanging from my anus~! ':D

Everyone:.....What?

Sylvia: Is anyone even gonna ask how the spider is talking to us.

Jack: WHO THE FUCK CARES ANYMORE?!!

Spider: I mean. I'll fuck you all up.

Mikoto: I don't think so! Class 1-C! Let's attack that thing! Together! It don't stand a chance if we all attack at the same time!

Class 1-C: Hai Class Rep!

With that, they all charged and attacked the spider one by one before combing their quirks to deliver the final blow.

*BOOM*

.....

It was a disaster. The whole dormitory was a mess after their attack against the spider...whom was no longer in sight.

Mikoto:...

Everyone:...

Yin: Did we get it?

Mikoto: Yeah. I think we did it.

Everyone begins to celebrate until they heard a hissing sound.

Kenji: Was that....?

Luna: No...No...No...

They turned their heads to see a large web containing multiple spiders glaring at them.

Riku: Umm...Guys. I think that spider was a mommy.

Hein: And thanks to our actions...

Chassy: we got a bunch of angry 100 babies bloodthirsty for vengeance!

Maria: Oh no.......

Mikoto: Oh shit...

Sylvia: Eeep...

Haru/Luna/Mio/Lilac/Akira: *Whimpers*

Oka: Cool...I mean...Oops...

Jack: If...that spider was a mommy...then...whose the father?

Suddenly, a big spider jumped on Jack's head.

Samuel:.....There's your answer.

Daddy Long Legs: *Meme* Surprise Motherfuckers~!

Spiders: HISSSSSSSSS!!!

Oh Crap. Well we're fucked.

Class 1-C: *SCREAMS* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

....

Zoe, who was outside the whole time, was still ignoring the chaos that's taking place in the dorms. She did heard the screams but...

....

Everyone: AHHHHH!!!

"WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!"

"AHHHHH OMG!!!"

"OMG! OMG! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"

"JESUS CHRIST! IT WAS RIGHT ON MY HEAD!"

"THEY'RE GOING TO BITE MY ASSHOLE!"

"I'M NOT READY TO BE A SNACK!!!"

"I'M GOING TO HAVE CANCER AND DIE! HELP! HELP!"

"HELP ME! HELP ME! AHHHHH!"

....

Zoe: Whatever's going on. Not Gonna Ask. Not My Problem.

She puts on headphones and continued gardening while ignoring the screams of her distressed classmates.