Battler's Bloopers 5

Haeji: "Wait a minute why are you here Felix? Are you just here for the show or?" Oct 20

Haeji: "Also dont think im being nice to you or trying to flirt, I'm still mad at you for beating me!" Haeji jokes, " ya know, I should get Shadow or Ryan to beat you up! Ya bubonic plague!" Haeji insults Felix.

Felix: "Have no worries then, laddie. I only flirt with death or corpses. No interests in the living." He takes aim at the wall, checking for correct alignment with his musket. "And am here for the fight. Bring one. Bring all. Ain't no afraid of a thing named Ryan. Shadow on the other hand, sounds like a delight." 

Haeji points to Shadow who's right beside her.  "She's right there."

Shadow: Hi! Oct 25
Shadow: I latch onto a wall and climb upwards.

Stella Spacey: Neat.

Shadow: After napping I must survey the domain. Okay, it's not mine. But I wish it to be someday. I could buy it with the hands I'll get from winning ...? 12:09 PM

Stella Spacey: "Well good luck with that. Wait... what? Oh! You mean the prize. I heard that the prize would be an electromagnetic gem." I pull out my phone and show Shadow the gem on the screen, though it has a magenta hue, those types of gems come in different shapes, cuts, colors and sizes. Then I show her another photo of the gem embedded inside the trophy. "Check it out! This is one of the ads that I found of the tournament while I was shopping back in Pangaea. The ad said that the winner would win 3 billion credits along with the gem."

Shadow: I smile. "Oh really." Being in a grumpy mood does NOT help me look any less like a murdering lizard. "That's quite interesting," I say, slowly and more sibilant than I usually do.

Stella Spacey: "Oh yeah, with the gem, it could power the spaceship for decades. Like 5 to 7 decades tops." (Human decades are like years to Izarians). 3:38 PM

Stella Spacey: "With that amount of credit, my mom's farm would be loaded. I can't imagine having more than 60 space cows and we barely have 4 of them." I scroll the screen to the side to show a photo of my mom and Betsy. The space cow munching on the grass, her midnight blue spots starting to grey. Now that I think about it, Betsy is getting old and she's like 85 or something. And soon she'll be put down. 3:54 PM

Stella Spacey: "Do your folks have any interest in eating space cow meat. Is like eating one of those earthly cows but thicker and juicier." I ask.

Grim Reaper Haeji: Haha guys and happy Halloween for this special occasion I've made a list for each of your guy's ocs! Enjoy....10:07 AM

Q.1: What did your OC dress up as on halloween? 10:08 AM

Haeji: A grim Reaper. I have a red cloak With a simple white tee shirt. Also horns and a tail 2:10 PM

Grim Reaper Haeji
Q.2:why do you celebrate Halloween? 2:11 PM

Haeji: so I can get free candy. Any other day I'd have to steal

Grim Reaper Haeji
Q.3: what is your greatest fear? 3:39 PM

Haeji: Idk probs my friends dying or my bro

Q.4: what's your favorite part of halloween? 4:32 PM

Haeji:tERROrizinG CHildReN

Haeji: “Beat it, if it moves, beat it harder.”
Shadow: "Claw it till it begs for mercy, enjoy, then poison it to death". Too cheesy 😬 "Make it scream then make it die." 10:48 PM
Shadow: Meh. What do you think? I'm drained for motto ideas.

Shadow: I vote for Faim.

Stella Spacey Iooked for the owner of the lipstick laser. Suspects: Hwa Hae Ji, June Lily, Alexandra, Annabell, Phixa, and Violet. Shadow doesn't count since dinosaurs don't use lipstick and Astrid is with her friends looking for RAVES, or illegal robo rave parts. 3:25 PM

Baci Llus sat next to Micah as he heard her snore while Alexandra and Annabell were fighting. 3:28 PM

Carina went to the ladies room to activate her iWatch, probably to contact her associate, "El Gato."

Shadow: I get out of my match with Stella and the squad follows me. We go our separate ways: Blue and Ripper to an off-limits bathroom to "talk", and the rest ... Suzanne goes to visit a lucky non-contestant, Micah. She will enjoy her company. Indy to Ryan because she wants to loan him the Book of Knowledge. 9:30 PM

Shadow: Me to June Lily, that annoying blonde ... I should reach her opponent first. Haeji. 9:31 PM

Shadow: "Hey," I say when I find her. "Two things. One, don't go in an off-limits bathroom near the emergency exit. Please. Two, what do you think about June Lily?" this last also to Stella, who is hanging around. 9:32 PM

Stella Spacey: I hold the lipstick laser while I look at June from a distance. She doesn't seem to be the type to wear a rouge lipstick. "I don't know her yet, but she seems to be the solitary type with little to no friends. Plus she could use some mousse to even out some of the split ends."

Ryan: Sees Indy approaching him. He stares as he wandered. "what's up?"

Indy: "Heya," I say as I find Ryan. 7:58 PM

Indy: "Indy Silverclaw interviewing you on behalf of Bluefen Azureflash. She'd like to know Hexice's weaknesses." I smirk. "Duh," I add. 9:01 PM

Ryan: His fingers wrap around his chin. "Weaknesses...?" He tilts his head. "That is a very good question. I don't really know much about his weaknesses or of Breloq's or Felin's. Now, speaking of which I don't really know if they ever think of death. I know or heard that Hexice has been 'killed' many times but never truly died. Breloq was near drained of mana and was nothing more than a rusty metal doll when we met..." He shakes his head. "Anyway, if you are asking about advantages and disadvantages, then I would have to stay distance and time. He sees the future as possibilities and probabilities. So, if somehow a person can change their course of action at short distance of his reaction, then probably he can't counter it. This makes sense since he can't perfectly predict Breloq's movement due to the ability of teleportation." 10:18 PM

Ryan (The deities do not require food, but can eat if they desire. Breloq can dump the food into his mouth though he won't be able to taste it. Felin can feel hunger though it will disappear after a day. But for leisure and luxury, she can eat and taste the food. As for Hexice, he is eccentric so he'll shout for Breloq's attention like a proud parent or a clingy significant other. Probably even drop a hint on his upcoming duel. Maybe Breloq can erect a door and teleport somewhere else for a bit.) 10:25 PM

Indy: "Well that is helpful. I might not tell Blue though, she'll kill him immediately and the rule is to not kill anyone. But that's really helpful, thanks. Or ... I may tell Blue. This is pretty confusing when you got two opposing sides to an argument." I laugh. "Yep, so I have no idea what to say to Blue. I mean, she can't threaten to rip me apart ..." I turn into an Indominus rex. "... but she is formidable. Anyway, thanks for your time. I hope you win your fight! Shadow won hers." 10:05 AM

Ryan: "Is it really killing if the person doesn't stay dead?" 12:54 PM

Indy: "That is a good question. Well then, is it even possible?" 6:12 PM

Ryan: "I'm pretty sure it is. Just not in the same way as others. He and his brethren are deities after all."

Indy:"Ah, hmmm. That's the opposite of us raptors' ideas of dying. When we are dead we are really dead, but it takes a lot to kill us. A LOT." 9:14 PM

Haeji: "What do you mean Shadow?"

Haeji: "I only see her as an opponent, nothing else." 9:50 PM

Time for the segment, The Indoraptors! I'm your host, Shadow the Indoraptor!

Shadow: "Oh, really?" 9:50 PM

Shadow: "Sorry, I overheard Vilma and Grim wanting to take her soul..." 9:51 PM

Haeji: "Yeah, I mean she's standing in the way of helping my bro so." 

Shadow: "but I guess that's normal."

Haeji: Sorry gtg 

Time for the segment, The Indoraptors! I'm your host, Shadow the Indoraptor!

Blue and Ripper take forever to talk.

They are not talking...

uncomfortably hey guys I WANT HAANDS.

Oh ... uh-huh.

Really? Why?

Um. I think I won a dare ...?

REALLY... So what were you doing in an off-limits bathroom?

Discussing tactics ... to get hands ...

WERE YOU REALLY? loud interrogation

I told you already ... very uncomfortable

OH?

Uh-huh ... hey guys why are you being so embarrassing? Can I have my hands now?

ARE YOU REALLY ... or are you CHANGING THE SUBJECT from your SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY?

Ugh. Indy, you are the worst at interrogating sneakily. That was like, so obvious.

Okay, okay! I was just surprised ... that's all. Just needed to talk and ... nothing happened overly suspicious.

Indy :DUN DUN DUN! yells loudly

Ripper: What are you guys talking about?

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And that, my friends, is the end of the segment The Indoraptors! Tune in next time to catch the latest!

Haeji: cheers in deep manly man voice "COME BACK NEXT TIME FOR COLOSSEUM HIGH SCHOOL, FEATURING ALL OF THE CHARACTERS BUT IN A CUTE ANIME STYLE HIGHSCHOOL SPIN OFF! DON'T MISS IT!" 11:37 PM

Shadow: That's adorable... 9:09 AM

Shadow: Oh wait, the raptors would still be fourteen 😏

Haeji: phone rings. “Sorry Shadow, I have to take this call hehe.” Haeji says as she walks away from Shadow.

Faim: "HaeJi, how many hours does your cat sleep?" I stare at her cat as she shrugged her shoulders, her cat unfazed by the movement Haeji made.. 7:13 PM

Haeji: “Probably................12 hours a day, but he wakes up if I tell him to.” Haeji says as she scratches Mochi.

"Sorry I have to take this call heh" Haeji says as she walks away. 1:37 AM

Haeji walks into her room, supplied by the owners of the colosseum. 1:39 AM

Haeji: "안녕 준은 어때?" Haeji says, speaking to her brother. 1:41 AM

Haeji: "난 괜찮아! 그래서 당신은 당신의 경기에서 승리했습니다." Wen says from the other side of the phone, smiling at the sound of his sister that he hasn't heard from for months.1:44 AM

Haeji: "How's Juuzo-san?" Haeji asks switching to english. 1:45 AM

Haeji: "Is he alright? I haven't talked to him ever since 2 weeks ago heh I feel bad. Wait why didn't he call me?" Haeji asks perplexed. 1:46 AM

Haeji: "Hmm no, he told me he's been trying to call you. Oh that's right you changed phones remember, he must have been calling your old phone." 1:48 AM

Wen said as he smiled, pushing his glasses.

Hostess of Colosseum: "This holiday season, the Gladatorium presents the Double Deluxe Edition: The Duke Out Special! The Gladiators will clash head to head this December: A month you'll remember. The fights scenes! The Drama! The tantalizing twists! Guess which fighters will get the Knock Out! The Ring Out! And the Drop Out! Two episodes for the price of one every Wednesday! The December Duke out Special is gonna be... DELICIOUS!" Imagine ParaVi licking his forked tongue over this special. Or Hexice getting giddy at the prospect of tantalizing twists. Hahah! 4:02 PM

Haeji: “Yep! And new characters! Like bleep and bleep and also-“ 6:43 PM
Wen quickly covers Haeji's mouth “Don't spoil it!” 6:44 PM

Haeji: “Yeah yeah! Whatever,” I said, hugging my scythe like a teddy bear.

Mewmi: "FIGHT ME CHRIS!" 7:46 PM

Mewmi: "LOOK AT ME CHRIS!!! I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!" 7:48 PM

Eimy: I watched Mewmi yell at the handsome man in a blue suit while my boss snickered before her snickering stopped. 7:51 PM

Dirlu:"I need you to come with me, I have a hunch that I'm getting swindled." 

Eimy: Dirlu whispered into my ear. I don't understand why she's taking me. She could've asked Faim or Ximo for protection, even Mewmi or Uiwo fit the bill as her escorts.

[This is what would happen if he found out that Patricia was the one behind it.] "I knew it! I always knew it! Never trust a Flaven." Ruben shouted. "Ruben, this is not th-" Logan tried to grab his shoulders, but the large Cinnabarian pushed him away. Making Logan fumble backwards. "Don't touch me! You Flavens are all the same. Liars. Two-faced. Backstabbers. Frauds! And blonde." Ruben yelled before he growled at the mention of the word blonde. "Dammit! This is not the time for racism!" Logan's scolding went on deaf ears when Ruben loomed over him. Not caring if he was older or wiser or efficient in his field. "I won't listen to a smart-aleck who's obsessed over raven parts." 
"It's Rave." Logan corrected. 
"SILENCE! Ratu is trapped inside that tank which you engineered." Ruben pointed his stubby finger at the blonde leader, inches away from his chin. 9:01 PM

Ruben II: "I came here for the PRIZE MONEY, you came here for the parts. I teamed up with your posse so that I can get what I want! But you! You're even worse than that blonde bimbo! At least that broad was only feigning to get that blasted gem, but you. You used your team to sabotage the stadium to get those worthless parts. She did it to find closure for the death of her parents, but you did it to satiate your big fat ego." 9:09 PM

"I did it to save everyone!" Logan retorted.9:13 PM

Ruben II: "Well look where's everyone now! The Colosseum crumbled! One of the receptionists got dried up to the bone by a sorcerer, some of the fighters have gone missing... AND WE DON'T KNOW ON WHICH WORLD WE'RE TRAPPED IN!" Ruben hollered in the middle of nowhere. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

Haeji: "Ooh" 

Haeji: "How old are y'all?" 12:31 AM

Joon Wen Ji: DO NOT MIND HER SHE IS MY SIS

Brandon: Wow! THAT IS INTENSE. I LIKE

Shadow: Hi 1:55 PM

Shadow: Do you want a The Indoraptors?

Shadow: I am heeeeere 1:55 PM

Shadow: Bored out of my miiiind. 1:56 PM

Shadow: Just writing randomly lol. 1:56 PM

Brandon: Yes, please write random stuff. I'm at work so I can't reply quick or often 2:02 PM

Shadow Okey 😃 2:05 PM

WELCOME TO THE INDORAPTORS! YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

Blue: Hellooooooooooo

Ripper: ꀍꀤ

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𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀:

𝓝𝓸.
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𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀: 𝓝𝓸. 𝓝𝓸. 𝓝𝓸. 𝓝𝓸. 𝓝𝓸. 𝓝𝓸. 𝓝𝓸. 𝓝𝓸.

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀: ALL RIGHT PEEPS THE INDORAPTORS IS DONE! I HAVE TO MURDER BLUE RIGHT NOW. NO FUNNY STUFF ALLOWED

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 lurks in the background 1:04 PM

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀𝓲𝓼 𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓶𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼 1:06 PM

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 Ok imma roll a die. 1:06 PM

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 WITH 10 SIDES 1:07 PM

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 I bet on 3 

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 rolled a die with 10 sides. The die showed: 3 

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 WHAT?

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 YOU MUST BE JOKING 

Brandon: 👏👏👏👏🤣 1:08 PM

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 Let's see if this is really my lucky day. 1:09 PM

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 I bet on 5 

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 rolled a die with 10 sides. The die showed: 2 1m

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 Ok maybe notttt...

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 But that was a surprise 

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 Next! 1:10 PM

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 I bet on 7 

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 asked Chatzy to choose between 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Chatzy chose: 5 1:11 PM

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 Haha 

Brandon: I bet 6 

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 3 again 

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 rolled a die with 10 sides. The die showed: 7 1:13 PM

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 rolled a die with 10 sides. The die showed: 7 

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 Wow 1:14 PM

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 rolled a die with 10 sides. The die showed: 5

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 rolled a die with 10 sides. The die showed: 4

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 rolled a die with 10 sides. The die showed: 8

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 Stubborn aren't you? 

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 rolled a die with 10 sides. The die showed: 10 

Brandon🤣

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 rolled a die with 10 sides. The die showed: 8 1:15 PM

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 Wow. This die has attitude. 

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 rolled a die with 10 sides. The die showed: 6 

Brandon rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 56 

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 rolled a die with 100000000 sides. The die showed: 10235855 1:16 PM

Haeji: Wassup? 1:22 PM

Haeji: Aight, imma go.

Faim: "Mewmi, what are you doing?" I ask while Mewmi is in her cat form, hanging on my shoulder. 

5:30 PM

Mewmi: "Let me fight with you in the next match." If Mochi can fight with Haeji, why can't I? 

5:33 PM

Faim: "No, that would be cheating." I said, but Mewmi clawed on my shoulder. 

5:35 PM

Mewmi: "But I'm a talking cat too." I pouted.

5:37 PM

Faim: "You're a talking shapeshifting cat, Mewmi. I'm fighting in the Melee Division. I'm not gonna risk getting disqualified." I reminded her, though she pouted, meowed and begged.

5:42 PM

Mewmi: "Pwease! I'll be a good kitty." I gave him my cutest cat face before Faim scratched my chin.

5:44 PM

Faim: "I know." I stopped scratching Mewmi's chin, "But the answer is still no." I responded before Mewmi hissed at me before she got into her gijinko form.

5:48 PM

Mewmi:"Then you're not getting any cuddles tonight." I said angrily while I got out of the seat behind him and walked out.