Thalia's P.O.V
"Get up!" Someone said next to my ear. I groaned and rolled over, snuggling deeper into my blanket.
"Come on Pinecone Face." Another voice whined. I immediately jumped up and brandished my spear at Nico.
"I told you not to call me that!" I growled, my spears edge against his throat. He gulped, Percy standing behind him and grinning.
"Told you that would wake her." He said.
"Whatever. Just put the weapon down." Nico said, glaring at me.
"Fine. But don't call me that." I replied, lowering my spear.
"Whatever you say." Percy said and he and Nico left my room. I quickly slipped on jeans and my silver parka. While I was lacing up my boots, I heard a knock at the door.
"You ready?" Percy asked.
"Yeah, I'll be out in a sec." I answered and stood up, brushing my hair. Both Percy and Nico were already waiting outside.
"Come on. I don't wanna miss breakfast." Nico whined. I rolled my eyes at him.
"Boys." I murmured.

As we walked in the hall, I felt eyes on us. Almost everyone was staring and muttering to each other. We walked to the Gryffindor table, Hermione, Harry and Ron were already there. Harry looked angry as he talked to them rapidly.
"I'm telling you!" Harry hissed, "They're Deatheat-" He broke off as he saw us.
"Good morning." Hermione said brightly, "We're going to start our lessons today."
"Yay." Ron said sarcastically.
"What do we have first?" I asked, burning some of my food to the gods. Harry looked sceptical as he watched us burn our food.
"Transfiguration with Professor McGonagle." Hermione answered.
"Um, this school is kinda confusing. Especially with the moving staircases. Would you mind showing us to our classes?" I asked. Hermione and Ron nodded but Harry glared at us. What's his problem?
"Come on. We should get there early." Hermione said eagerly while both Nico and Ron groaned in frustration. As we were about to stand, dozens of pale figures floated into the room. I quickly realised that they were ghosts. I glanced at Nico and saw him looking angry beside me.
"Father is going to be furious." He growled, glaring as the ghosts came closer. One in particular was especially rowdy. He shouted at the students, insulting them and laughing, throwing things at people and scaring unsuspecting kids.
"Peeves." Hermione groaned, staring at the ghost. Another ghost floated forward toward Gryffindor table.
"Hello everyone. I am Nearly Headless Nic-" He froze, his eyes as big as saucers and his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. I looked around and saw what was the cause of the ghost's fear. Nico's terrifying glare had frozen the ghost where he was. I hid my smile as students at the table watched the ghost, confused.
"M-My lord!" He stuttered, bowing quickly, "I-I was just... just... I-I..." Nico discreetly put a finger to his lips and suddenly every single ghost in the hall was silent. Wow. That's a cool trick. He stood up and walked out of the hall, Percy and I followed him.
"So many ghosts... Father is going to have a fit... All the paper work..." Nico ranted on. Percy and I exchanged amused glances.
"I'm gonna need to speak to them about not blowing our cover." Nico growled.
"Neeks. Calm down." Percy said soothingly.
"Yeah. Chill little cuz." I said. He glared at me, the ghost problem suddenly gone from his mind.
"Technically I'm older than both of you." He said.
"Sure. In your dreams maybe." I replied.
"Hey! Wait up!" Someone called. We turned and saw Hermione running towards us.
"What happened in there?" She asked. We all glanced at each other.
"We don't really know. I think that the ghost mistook Nico for someone else." Percy said, smoothly making up a lie. Hermione nodded, accepting the lie.
"Come on. We should be getting to class now." She practically ordered us. When we finally got to class, the professor was no where in sight. There was however a cat, which lay sleepily on her table. On its face were markings that looked almost exactly like professors glasses. Nico, Percy and I took the empty seats at the back. Percy sat next to Harry, who did not look happy about it. When all the students were present, the cat stood up and suddenly, the professor was standing in its place. A few student gasped in surprise but Percy, Nico and I exchanged glances as if to say,
'Frank can do that too.' Ron looked at us as if surprised.
"Why aren't you surprised?" He asked. We just shrugged.
"Barely anything surprises us anymore." Nico replied, getting his books out of his bag. Percy and I did the same.
"Good morning class. Today we will be transforming a book into a guinea pig." Professor said. I struggled to hold back a laugh as I glanced at Percy. His face was turning red with embarrassment and he avoided our eye contact. Nico was also stifling a laugh.
"Alright and, begin." Professor ordered. Chatter filled the class as everyone began but by then I couldn't hold it back anymore. I burst out laughing, holding my sides. Nico was in a similar state of hysterics as I was, while the golden trio, Harry, Ron and Hermione looked at us in confusion. Percy glared at us, face red. I wiped some mirth from my eyes, my laughter finally dying down. I then realised that Professor was watching us.
"Thalia. Nico. Is something wrong?" She asked. Percy quickly shook his head.
"Everything's fine, Professor." He said, glaring at us.
"What's so funny?" Harry hissed.
"Go on. Tell them what happened." Nico urged, grinning like the Cheshire cat.
"Yeah. Tell them." Thalia agreed, also grinning. Percy sighed in annoyance.
"When I was thirteen, I was turned into a guinea pig. Happy?" He turned to us with a glare. We both nodded vigorously while the golden trio tried to stifle their laughter. Percy turned back to his book and murmured something under his breath. Almost imediately, his book turned into a spotted rodent.
"Well done Percy. 10 points for Gryffindor." Professor said, looking at the guinea pig. Hermione gaped at him.
"How-how did you do that so quickly?" She demanded. He just shrugged and turned his rodent back into a book. Ron tried the same spell but the outcome was completely different. It was a book with furry legs, whiskers and fluffy ears. The disastrous attempt walked across the desk blindly then fell onto the floor.
"Oh my goodness Ron. How did you manage to create such a disaster?" Hermione said in exasperation, petting her newly turned guinea pig. I tried the same spell and to my surprise, the book turned into a rodent easily. Nico did the same. Harry also tried but his guinea pig appeared to be a little flatter than ours. Weird. I noticed that most other students also had a horrific outcome like Ron's guinea pig-book.
"Alright. Now turn your guinea pig back into a book." Professor McGonagle told the class. We all followed her instructions and the fluffy little creatures turned back into books. We carried on repeating the spell throughout the lesson until it was time till the next class. Ron groaned,
"Potions with the Slytherin's." We followed them to the dungeons when I accidentally walked into someone.
"Hey! Watch it!" The person snarled and turned around. I could barely hold in my gasp as I realised who it was.
"Thalia?" He asked.
"Drake?"

Me: Hello.
Nico: Hi.
Thalia: Sup.
Percy: Does anyone smell food?
Me: Food. Seriously Percy.
Percy: What? I smell pizza. I'm hungry.
Me: Back to my point. Who would like to do the honours of the disclaimer today?
Everyone: ...
Me: Well?
Nico: I volunteer... THALIA!
Thalia: WAIT, WHAT?! That's not how it works!
Me: Thalia it is then!
Thalia: *Grumbling* Alright fine. Jasminebauer7 does not own Percy Jackson or Harry Potter. The only thing she owns is the storyline/plot. Happy?
Me: Very! You can get a slice of pizza now. *Hands her a slice of pizza that I had hidden*
Percy: HA! I told you I smelt pizza! Can I have some?
Me: *Backs away* Uh oh.