Chapter 23: So Hurtful, Much Offensive

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Jewel: *does the Nae Nae* YO WHATTUP BITCHES WE'RE BACK!

Yuka: ...Jewel?

Jewel: Yeah?

Yuka: ...What are you doing?

Jewel: I KNOW I'M NOT GOOD AT DOING THE NAE NAE BUT I'M A WHITE GIRL SO YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME!

A/N FELLOW WHITE PEOPLE, PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED! But truth be told, most of us fail epically at doing the Nae Nae XD

Ayumi: Umm... What's the Nae Nae?

SeikoLover: Oh my God, you don't know what the Nae Nae is?

Ashley: It's a dance move.

Yoshiki: It looks like a muscle spasm!

Madison: *laughs* I know, right??

Jewel: *pouts* Let's just start the chapter...

Everyone except Jewel, Madison, Seiko, SeikoLover, and Ashley: *groan*

Jewel: Hmph! Well, fuck you, too!

Naomi: Rude...

Jewel: *sassy snaps* Don't fuck with me, bitch!

Naomi: *rolls eyes*

Satoshi and Seiko: *each put a hand on her shoulder*

Jewel: You guys are lucky you're adorable as fuck.

Ms. Yui: If we're all so 'adorable' and 'lovable,' how do you explain chapter 10?

Jewel: SUGAR. THAT IS HOW YOU EXPLAIN CHAPTER 10. *snaps fingers*

*Mayu, Ayumi, Naomi, Seiko, Yuka, Sachiko, and Ms. Yui are all boys*

*Morishige, Yoshiki, and Satoshi are all girls*

Everybody: What the fuck?!

Yoshiki: What the Hell is this shit?!

Yuka: Gah! I'm scared, Onii-Chan! Err, Onee-Chan? Waaah, I don't know what to do! *cries*

Satoshi: *hugs Yuka* I-it's okay, Yuka! Please don't cry!

SeikoLover and Ashley: ...What the fuck did you do to Senpai?

Jewel: *LMFAOing* I-I got dared to gender bend the cast!

Madison: BUT NOW BAE IS A WOMAN!

Jewel: So? Just be a lesbian!

Madison: OhmyGodJewelwhatthefuck.

SeikoLover: *laughs*

Jewel: *shrugs* It was a dare, not my fault.

Seiko: *looking inside her skirt* Woah! I've got a dick!

Naomi: SEIKO!

Seiko: *giggle*

Yoshiki: *facepalm* Goddamnit Shinohara.

Jewel: ....Leeeeeet's just continue the chapter... *snaps fingers*

*A twelve year old boy and a grey cat appear*

Mr. Yui: Monet?

Monet: Mew~! *jumps on Mr. Yui* *licks her face*

Mr. Yui: *giggles* Hey, cut that out Monet!

???: Why am I here?

Jewel: Hey Zenka! You're here because BlackThief12 wants you to be, so STOP COMPLAINING!

Zenka: *rolls eyes* Well aren't you just a bucket of rainbows and sunshine?

Jewel: *mumbles* I am so glad you're only here for one chapter...

Zenka: *glares at Jewel*

Jewel: *death glares*

Madison: Alright everyone, this might be a good time to BACK THE FUCK UP.

Everyone except Zenka and Jewel: *takes a step back*

Zenka: What the-?

Morishige: Life tip: Do not, under any circumstances, make Jewel angry. I learned that the hard way.

Zenka: *rolls eyes* It can't be that bad.

Jewel: *cracks knuckles* *snarls*

Zenka: O.o

~5 hours later~

*Literally everything and everyone in the room in covered in blood*

Jewel: Ahh, now I feel MUCH better!

ShiningInsanity: *pokes head in through the wall* Spawn...

Jewel: Yes Mother?

ShiningInsanity: ...You have done well. I am proud. *pats Jewel's head*

Jewel: YAY~!

ShiningInsanity: *walks away*

Madison: ...What the fuck just happened?

Mayu: ...Mother?

Jewel: *yawns* Anyways! *snaps fingers*

*everything is clean and Zenka is alive again*

Seiko: We warned you.

Zenka: ...HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL BEING SO NONCHALANT ABOUT THIS??!

Sachiko: We've been stuck with her for 23 chapters now. We're used to it.

Jewel: Lel anyways! We have some questions, for once! They're all from Kuroda. Alright, Satoshi, kiss, marry, or kill? Naomi, Yuka, and Tree.

Satoshi: Umm... Kiss Yuka, Marry Naomi, and kill... Tree?

Mayu: Why is there a tree?

Jewel: Cuz Satotree lol. Naomi, kiss, marry, or kill? Satoshi, Seiko, and Ayumi.

Naomi: *bites lip* Uhh... Kiss... Seiko?

Seiko: YESSS! *fistpumps*

Naomi: Marry... Satoshi and kill Shinozaki? N-no offense!

Ayumi: None taken.

Jewel: Ayumi, kiss, marry, or kill? Yoshiki, Satoshi, and Mayu.

Ayumi: Oh no... Uh, marry Yoshiki...

Yoshiki: *blushes*

Sara: *drops through the ceiling* HA! IT WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN! I KNEW IT, YASSSS! *dances around the room*

Zenka: What the fuck is happening right now?

Jewel: *sigh* You'll understand later. Hey, Sara, over here! *holds up Ayushiki fanart* GO GET IT! *tosses it out the window*

Sara: MY BABIESSSSS! *jumps out the window*

Jewel: *dusts off hands* *snaps fingers*

*The ceiling and windows are fixed*

Jewel: Anyways, Ayumi, continue.

Ayumi: Alright, umm, kiss Suzumoto and kill Mochida.

Mayu and Satoshi: Why me??

Everyone: *laughs*

Ayumi: I have my reasons.

Jewel: Alright, alright, moving on! Mayu, kiss, marry, or kill? Morishige, Ayumi, and Satoshi.

Mayu: Marry Shige-nii!

Morishige: *blushes*

Mayu: Umm... I guess... Kiss Shinozaki and kill Mochida?

Satoshi: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME DEAD? ;-;

Mayumi Shippers: *fall through the ceiling* IT'S CANONNNNNNNN! *try to push Ayumi and Mayu together and make them kiss*

Yoshiki: *grabs Ayumi and pulls her close*

Morishige: *does the same with Mayu*

Mayumi Shippers: *angry shrieking*

Jewel: *turns on flamethrower* BACK! GET BACK!

Mayumi Shippers: *more angry shrieking* *yelping* *back up*

Jewel: NO ONE LIKES YOUUUUU!

A/N IF YOU SHIP MAYUMI PLS DONT GET OFFENDED ;-;

Mayumi Shippers: *keep moving back* *crash through the wall* *run away, shrieking and hissing*

Jewel: God damn crack shippers...

A/N Wow why is this chapter so offensive XD

Mayu: *shaking* A-are they gone?

Jewel: Yeah, thankfully. *snaps fingers* *The ceiling and walls are fixed*

Ayumi: *deep sigh of relief*

Sara: *busts through the wall*

Jewel: GODDAMNIT I JUST FIXED THAT!

Sara: *quickly fixes the wall* I HAVE BROUGHT CAKE AND CHOCOLATE FOR THE ALMIGHTY JEWEL!!!

Jewel: *snatches the cake and chocolate* I'm listening...

Yoshiki: GAHH, YOU IDIOT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Madison: DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE HAS SUGAR?!

Sachiko: *shudders in memory of chapter 10*

Sara: It's better than her beating my ass for breaking the wall!

Naomi: But you're not the one who has to deal with the aftermath!

Sara: Lol I know. *whispers to Jewel*

Jewel: Fucking Hell, Sara... Yeah, yeah, I guess I can let that happen...

Sara: Yay~!

Jewel: I'm not sure about that last one, but we can try. And I swear to God, if one more person breaks something I'm gonna smack a bitch!

Sara: :3

Jewel: *holds cake and chocolate to chest* Can you... take over the chapter for a few minutes? I need to go... *glances at sweets* Do... something...

Sara: Wait, I-

Jewel: KAY THANKS BYE! *Dashes out of the room*

Madison: *facepalms*

Sara: ...But I don't even know what dares we're on!

*DING!*

Sara: *pulls out phone* Oh, here we go! Yay, we're doing my dares! Naomi and Seiko get to do Seven Minutes In Heaven!

Seiko: *fistpumps* YESSSS!

Naomi: What?! NO! I'm not doing that!

Sara: *holds up broom threateningly*

Naomi: *grumbles* *gets pulled into closet by Seiko*

Sara: *sets timer*

Naomi: *shrieks* AHH! SEIKO, CUT IT OUT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! NO, STOP THAT!

Seiko: *perverted giggling*

Madison: I don't even wanna know what's happening right now.

Satoshi: *very annoyed*

SeikoLover: *pinches Satoshi's cheek* Aweeee, is someone jealous?

Satoshi: No! *crosses arms*

Seiko: HEY MOCHIDA! I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE ME RIGHT NOW, HUH?

Naomi: SEIKO!

Satoshi: EH!? *blushes*

Seiko: *giggles*

*everything suddenly goes silent*

Seiko: ...No. No, this isn't fair! No no no no no! WHY ME?! *storms out of the closet angrily*

Ashley: S-Senpai, what's wrong?

Seiko: *flops down on the ground* NAOMI'S A BOY! I CAN'T MOTORBOAT HER IF SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE BOOBS!

Naomi: *mutters* Thank God... *stands next to Satoshi*

Sara: *falls to her knees* *wails* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

Morishige: ...Can't we just move on to the next dare?

Sara: Wow, Morishige actually came up with a good idea for once!

Morishige: -.-+

*awkward sobbing sounds*

Yoshiki: The fuck is that?

Ayumi: *scoots closer to Yoshiki*

Sara: I don't know, how should I know!? *creeps over to door* *slowly opens it* Oh.

Jewel: *more sobbing*

Yuka: J-Jewel? D-Did something happen?

Jewel: Yes... I WATCHED CORPSE PARTY: BLOOD DRIVE EXTRA CHAPTER 1!

Sara, SeikoLover, and Ashley: OH YOU POOR THING!

Madison: ...Wait, there's another one!?

Jewel: *smacks the back of Madison's head* YES!

Madison: ...Why do you always feel it is necessary to injure me?

Jewel: BECAUSE! *shoves Madison out the window*

Madison: JEWEL WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU- *splat*

Jewel: ...Oops? *snaps fingers*

*Madison appears*

Madison: *seething with rage*

Ashley: Ohh, shit's about to go down...

Jewel: *calmly holds up Mayushige fanart*

Morishige and Mayu: *blush*

Jewel: *holds up lighter*

Madison: WHAT OH MY GOD OKAY JEWEL OKAY I'M SORRY JEEZ!

Jewel: That's better! *chucks lighter out the window*

Madison: *snatches fanart* My babies... *folds it and puts it in her pocket*

A/N HA! Like Madison ever wears jeans that have actual pockets XD

Yoshiki: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

Madison: Drugs.

Jewel: *cross eyed* *slowly falls on face* *somehow fazes through the floor*

Zenka: Where the Hell did she g-

Jewel: *falls through the ceiling* *lands on face* OW! GODDAMNIT, THAT FUCKING HURTS!

Zenka: ...Oh. Alright then.

Jewel: *stands up* *brushes self off* ANYWAYS! Dares! The next one is from a girl named Jenna-

Sara: Wait, what about my other dare!?

Jewel: It's not happening!

Sara: BUT YOU SHIP IT MORE THAN I DO!

Jewel: THEY'RE ONLY SEVENTEEN!

Sara: I DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEEE-

Jewel: *shoves Sara out the window* I said no!

Morishige: Actually, you did not, you just began screaming and shoved her out the window.

Jewel: Oh yeahhhh... Oh well! Anyways, Jenna wants Seiko and Naomi to do 5 Hours in Heaven...

Seiko: *pouting*

Jewel: But clearly that's not gonna happen any time soon! *snickers*

Jenna: *busts through the wall* *shoves Ayumi into Yoshiki*

Ayumi and Yoshiki: *accidentally kiss* *blush*

Jenna: YESSSS! *fistpumps*

Jewel: *looks at wall* *looks at Jenna* OH BITCH YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN!

Jenna: *yelps* *runs through the hole in the wall*

Jewel: *chases*

Zenka: I will never understand that girl.

Jewel: *somehow crashes through the window on the other side of the room* Wait what the fuck?

Yoshiki: *facepalms*

Madison: What the fuck just happened?

Jewel: I DON'T KNOWWWWW! I think the lack of sleep is getting to my head... OH WELL! *snaps fingers*

*A tree appears*

Tree: SENPAI NOTICE MEEEEEEE! *falls towards Satoshi*

Satoshi: *yelps* *Jumps out of the way*

Tree: SENPAIIIIIIII! *falls down*

Jewel: *off key singing* IT'S GOING DOWN, I'M YELLING-

Madison: No.

Jewel: Awe...

Tree: *waving it's branches at Satoshi and trying to reach him* *screaming* SENPAI, PLEASE LOVE MEEEEEEE!

Satoshi: YOU'RE A TREE!

Seiko: *giggle* Yeah, and he loves Naomi!

Naomi and Satoshi: *blush*

Tree: ...Who is this, 'Naomi?' I'LL KILL THAT BITCH! HOW DARE SHE GET INBETWEEN SENPAI AND I!!!

Naomi: EH?!

Jewel: ...You're a tree.

Yandere Tree: SHUT UP YOU WHORE!

Jewel: *puts hand over heart* Excuuuuse me? Bitch, please! *kicks tree out the window*

YT: SENPAI SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!

Jewel: Damnit, I gotta bring 'it' back tho... *snaps fingers*

YT: *in a cage* SENPAIIIIII!

Satoshi: HELLLLPPPP! The tree is scaring me!

SeikoLover: Lol pussy.

Satoshi: HEY!

YT: ...Senpai?

Yoshiki: You're a talking, yandere tree. Of course he thinks you're creepy!

YT: YOU SHUT UP!

Madison: DON'T TALK TO SENPAI LIKE THAT!

YT: BITCH YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!

Monet: Mew?

Mr. Yui: *holds Monet close*

Jewel: Okay this bitchy ass tree really needs to LEAF!

SeikoLover: Oh, FIR crying out loud, Jewel!

Madison: *facepalm*

YT: UGH, YOU'RE ALL SO ANNOYING!

Jewel: *kicks tree*

YT: OW!

Yoshiki: Wow, you've been here for five minutes and you're already really POPLAR!

YT: Fuck you!

Jewel: Oh my God can we just hurry the fuck up and end the chapter so we can get this damn tree out of here?

Morishige: Yes, let's.

YT: Well fuck you too!

Jewel: ANYWAYS! *whispers to Seiko*

Seiko: Ghehe, okay!

Jewel: *snaps fingers*

*Karaoke machine appears*

Jewel: Satoshit?

Satoshi: Yes? -.-

Jewel: Get yo fine ass up there and sing!

YT: STAY AWAY FROM SENPAI'S ASS!

Satoshi: 0.o *grabs mic from Karaoke machine*

Jewel and Seiko: *start filming*

Jewel: *snaps fingers*

*Little Me starts playing*

Satoshi: *sings*

She lives in the shadow of a lonely girl

She's so quiet you don't hear a word

Always talking but she can't be heard

You can see it there if you catch her eye

Know she's praying but it's trapped inside

Scared to talk but she don't know why

Wish I knew then

What I know now

Wish I could somehow

Go back in time

And maybe listen to my own advice

I'd tell her to speak up

Tell her to shout out

Talk a bit louder

Be a bit prouder

Tell her she's beautiful, wonderful, everything she doesn't see

You gotta speak up

You gotta shout out

And know that I'm right here right now

You can be beautiful, wonderful, everything you wanna be

Little me

Yeah you got a lotta time to act your age

You can't write a book from a single page

Hands on a clock can only turn one way

Run too fast and risk it all

Can't be afraid to take a fall

Act so big but you look so small

Wish I knew back then

What I know now

Wish I could somehow

Go back in time

And maybe listen to my own advice

I'd tell her to speak up

Tell her to shout out

Talk a bit louder

Be a bit prouder

Tell her she's beautiful, wonderful, everything she doesn't see

You gotta speak up

You gotta shout out

And know that I'm right here right now

You can be beautiful, wonderful, everything you wanna be

Little me

Little me

I'd tell her to speak up

Tell her to shout out

Talk a bit louder

Be a bit prouder

Tell her she's beautiful, wonderful, everything she doesn't see

You gotta speak up

You gotta shout out

And know that I'm right here right now

You can be beautiful, wonderful, everything you wanna be

I'd tell her to speak up

Tell her to shout out

Talk a bit louder

Be a bit prouder

Tell her she's beautiful, wonderful, everything she doesn't see

You gotta speak up

You gotta shout out

And know that I'm right here right now

You can be beautiful, wonderful, anything you wanna be

Little me

Yoshiki: *laughing his ass off*

Sachiko: HAAHAHAHAHAHA! I BET YOSHIKAZU COULD DO BETTER!

Satoshi: There's no need to be rude...

YT: YOU WERE FABULOUS SENPAI!

Satoshi: 0.o *puts microphone back* *stands next to Naomi*

Naomi: ...You weren't horrible.

Satoshi: *smiles shyly* Thanks, Naomi...

Naomi: *blushes*

YT: *growls* So THAT'S Naomi...

Seiko: YOU STAY AWAY FROM NAOMI! DAT ASS IS MINE! *smacks Naomi's butt*

Naomi: *yelps* SEIKO!

Seiko: *giggle*

Zenka: *facepalms* What is UP with these people?

Jewel: *giggle* Oh, it gets weirder! Madison...

Madison: Fucking Hell, what is it this time?!

Jewel: Has to get plastic surgery!

Madison: WAIT WHAT NO JEWEL MY MOM IS GONNA FUCKING MURDER MY ASS!

Jewel: Well that's why you're getting boob implants. DUH!

Madison: WAIT BUT I DON'T WANT-

Jewel: *snaps fingers*

*Madison disappears*

Zenka: -.-

Jewel: *giggle* I guess just do whatever you want 'till Madison gets back.

Mayu: *blushes slightly* Shige-nii, do you wanna practice lines from the school play with me?

Morishige: *blushes* S-sure...

Seiko: *making kissy faces at the two*

Zenka: Why me...

~a little while later~

Jewel: *glances at watch* Alright, I think it's time for Madison to come back! *snaps fingers*

*Madison appears*

Madison: *covering her chest* Fuck you, Jewel.

Jewel: Lol now for the second part!

Madison: WAIT THERE'S MORE?!

Jewel: Sweetie, there's always more. *whispers*

Madison: ...Fuck you, Jewel. *walks up to Morishige*

Morishige: Hm?

Madison: I hear you're good at algebra. Mind replacing my eX without asking Y?

Morishige: *weird look*

Madison: *looks at Mayu* It's a dare, don't worry.

Mayu: Oh, okay! *grabs Morishige's hand*

Morishige: *blushes*

Madison: *walks up to Satoshi*

Naomi: Oh no...

Madison: Whip it out and show me what you've got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

Satoshi: -.- *blushes*

Zenka: Oooofffffff course...

Yoshiki: *laughing*

Ayumi: *punches Yoshiki's shoulder* *muffled laughter*

Madison: *walks over to Yoshiki*

Yoshiki: ...Spare me.

Madison: You can call me Garbage Woman-

Yoshiki: Cuz you smell like shit?

Jewel: *rolling on the ground laughing*

Madison: ...Cuz I wanna handle your junk. -.-

Ayumi: *clenches fists*

Yoshiki: *whispers* Relax, she said it was a dare!

Ayumi: *Deep breaths*

Ashley: Wow, it looks like Tree isn't the only yandere.

YT: FUCK YOU!

Ayumi: HUH!? I-I'm not a yandere!

SeikoLover: *Snicker* Suuuuureeee!

Madison: *looks at Jewel* Am I done here?

Jewel: Almost! *whispers to Madison*

Madison: WHAT!? ARE YOU KIDDING?!

Jewel: I wish I was.

Madison: I'm not doing that!

Jewel: DO IT!

Madison: NO!

Jewel: DO IT!

Madison: NO!

Jewel: JUST. DO IT!

Madison: GODDAMNIT JEWEL, NO! JUST, NO!

Nanatoold: *falls through the ceiling* *shoves Yoshiki's face into Madison's chest*

Madison and Yoshiki: WHAT THE HELL?!

Jewel: *crosses arms over chest* Satisfied now?

Nanatoold: Very! *jumps out the window*

Ayumi: *Very pissed off*

Yoshiki: *running a hand through his hair* Jesus Christ, why me?

Jewel: Cuz logic lol. *snaps fingers*

*Windows and ceiling are fixed*

Jewel: Any whoooooo! Hey Ayumi, you're gonna be happy about this next dare!

Ayumi: Huh?

Jewel: *whispers*

Ayumi: *blushes*

Jewel: *giggles* *snaps fingers*

*Ayumi and Yoshiki disappear*

Zenka: Where'd they go?

Jewel: Lol they got dared to make out.

Seiko: Are you sure you should leave them alone like that? ;3

Naomi: /).-

Jewel: Lol yeah it'll be fine. But for now... *motions to stack of books* Everyone take one!

Mr. Yui: What's this? *picks up book*

Jewel: This is the entire ToD book so far, and you've all been dared to read it!

Seiko and Satoshi: *look at Naomi*

Naomi: *looks at Satoshi* *looks at Seiko* *shrugs* *grabs a book*

Everyone except for Ms. Yui and Naomi: *Grabs a book*

Jewel: *snaps fingers*

*Ayumi and Yoshiki appear, each holding a book*

Yoshiki: What is-?

Jewel: Read it!

Yoshiki: ...Well alright then.

~a few hours later~

Zenka: *looks at Jewel* Oh my God, you are horrific!

Jewel: Thanks!

Zenka: ...That... Wasn't a compliment.

SeikoLover: *shrugs* It is to her.

Jewel: Lol yep. *snaps fingers*

*vines are hanging from the ceiling*

*The entire CP cast has been turned into monkeys*

Monet: *hisses*

Madison: Aaaaand now bae is a monkey.

SeikoLover and Ashley: NOOOOOOO SEIKO SENPAI!

YT: NOOOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SENPAI YOU MONSTER!? *Angry shrieking*

Jewel: XDDDD

CP cast: *Swinging from the vines*

Seiko: *Eating a banana*

Madison: *Facepalm* Oooffffff course...

Zenka: How long is this gonna last?

Jewel: Five... Four... Three... Two...

Sachiko: *throws shit at Zenka's face*

Zenka: WHAT THE HELL!?

Jewel: And now we're done! *snaps fingers*

*everyone is back to normal*

*all the vines disappear*

CP cast: *fall down* Ow!

Mayu: Oww, that hurt!

Morishige: Mayu, are you alright?

Mayu: *Blushes* Y-yeah, I'm fine...

Morishige: *Helps Mayu up*

Jewel, Madison, Ashley, and SeikoLover: AWEEEE!

Zenka: Here's an idea: Why don't we focus less on that, and more on getting this SHIT off of my face?!

Ashley: *mutters* Literally...

SeikoLover: *Giggles* Yeah, dude, you reek.

Naomi: She's right, that's nasty! Whew! *pinches nose*

Jewel: *shoves Zenka out the window*

Zenka: JEWELLLLLLLLL-! *splat*

Jewel: *dusts off hands* Problem solved!

Yoshiki: I guess you could say that...

Jewel: Lol anyways... *glances at phone* Ohh...

Mr. Yui: What is it, Jewel? *picks up Monet*

Monet: *purrs*

Jewel: Well you were supposed to fondle Naomi, Seiko, Mayu, Madison, Ayumi, SeikoLover, Yuka, Sachiko, and Ashley's chests, but they don't really have chests anymore, so... I guess we're skipping that dare?

Naomi, Seiko, Mayu, Madison, Ayumi, SeikoLover, Yuka, Sachiko, Ashley, and Mr. Yui: *sigh of relief*

Jewel: Alright, moving on! *whispers to Ayumi*

Ayumi: What?! Do you want me to get killed?

Yoshiki: Huh?!

Jewel: Relax! If you do, I'll just revive you! Wait a little while, then do it.

Ayumi: Fine...

Jewel: Alright, let's see here... Oh, here we go! *snaps fingers*

*500 titans appear*

Girls: *screaming*

Guys: AGH! WHAT THE HELL?!

Jewel: *raises sword* FIGHT!

~3 minutes later~

*Everyone except for Jewel has either been squashed or eaten*

Jewel: ...Oh. Okay then. *snaps fingers*

*titans disappear*

*everyone is back to life*

Madison: ...I just got eaten.

Jewel, Seiko, Ashley, and SeikoLover: *snicker*

Madison: WHAT THE HELL?! EW, NOT LIKE THAT!

Seiko: Suuuurrreeeee!

Ayumi: *sneaks up behind Sachiko* *dumps holy water on her*

Sachiko: *screams in agony* *disappears*

Ayumi: *looks at Jewel* I did it!

Jewel: Hmm... I guess that counts as killing her... *snaps fingers*

*Sachiko reappears, and she and Naomi each have a pair of scissors*

Sachiko: WHAT THE HELL YOU LITTLE-

Jewel: It was a dare, it's not her fault, Sachi.

Sachiko: *grumbles under her breath*

Naomi: *glances at scissors* Jewellll? What are...?

Jewel: *whispers to Sachiko and Naomi*

Naomi: WHAT?! NO!

Sachiko: Yesss!

Jewel: As soon as you do it, the chapter will be over and you can go home.

Naomi: *sniffles* Fine... I'm sorry... *Stabs Satoshi's throat*

Yuka: ONII-CHAN!

Sachiko: *stabs Seiko's throat*

Seiko and Satoshi: *die*

Naomi: *drops scissors* *cries into her hands*

Jewel: *snaps fingers*

*Seiko and Satoshi appear*

Naomi: *hugs Seiko and Satoshi* I'M SORRY!

Satoshi: I-it's okay Naomi, it wasn't your fault.

Jewel: Well, guys, that's all we have for today, so I'm gonna end the chapter here! Thanks for being so patient with me, but it's hard when I have all these dares... >.< Leave your dares and questions in the comments section down below, -a-actually don't, I still have 32 dares left for the next chapter XD- and I'll see you guys next time! Bye!


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