"5! 4! 3! 2! 1!"

The long whistle blows.

"N-A-V-I-O! ASUL, BRO! ASUL-ASUL-ASUUUL, HEY!"

"Navio won football!" Ann exclaims. "Nice way to knock out the bullshit outta red bullshit team, mah boys!"

"Wouldn't that just make it 'red team' instead of 'red BS team', thus making them better?" Sandee questions.

"What comes next?" asks April. "You've been freed—"

"C-A! C-A-M! C-A-M-P-A-N-A, CAMPANA! HEY! HEY! CAMPANA, HEY! HEY!"

"ALL MALE PARTICIPANTS FOR THE 100 METRE DASH, PLEASE LINE UP BEFORE THE STARTING LINE!" shouts Coach Caesar. All 21 participants line up, ready to run through a strip of sand.

"Who's running?" asks Ykielle.

"Rainard's running for Campana," answers April.

"Didn't know Aisac was running either," adds Sandee. "Who're the Cangrejo and Crucifijo?"

"That's Bryan for sure," says Ann. "And Crucifijo... Looks like Zeff."

"CANGREJO DESTRUIROS A TODOS!"

"C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"

"SOMOS LUCHADORES, CAMPANA!"

"N-A-V-I-O, ASUL, BRO—"

"C-A! C-A-M! C-A-M-P-A-N-A, CAMPANA! HEY! HEY! CAMPANA, HEY! HEY!"

"ALL RUNNERS, PLEASE BE PREPARED TO RUN BY THE WHISTLE. IF I CATCH ANYONE RUNNING EARLY, THEIR HOUSE SHALL BE DISQUALIFIED FOR THE 100 METRE DASH. IS THAT CLEAR?" Coach Caesar announces. All of the runners raise a thumbs-up.

The whistle is blown, and they all run, with Zeff coming up to a late start. By the time everyone had run about an eighth of the distance, Rainard already went past the halfway mark.

"C-A! C-A-M! C-A-M-P-A-N-A, CAMPANA! HEY! HEY! CAMPANA, HEY! HEY!"

"C! R-U-C! I-F-I! J---O! CRU-CI-FI-JO!"

"Look at Kaitlyn," says Sandee.

"Who dat?" responds April.

"Is she the one doing the floss dance?" questions Ann, chuckling and copying the dance herself. "That's hilarious."

"Yep," Sandee affirms. "She also botched my badminton. I could've gone for much better than 25-11 like 25-10 if she didn't add extra 'woops' all the time."

"25-10 is MUCH better than 25-11, apparently," Ann comments.

Zeff overtakes Aisac just before the finish line.

Sandee clears her throat. "Yeah, Ann, I mean—"

"YEAR 9 NAVIO RUNNER! NAVIO YEAR 9 RUNNER! IF NO MAN VOLUNTEERS WITHIN A MINUTE, NAVIO IS DISQUALIFIED FOR THE 100 METRE DASH!" shouts Coach Caesar.

"That's how you add insult to injury," Ann comments.

Davis (Navio) runs to the starting position.

"Go Davis!" shout Linsey, Ykielle and Kim.

The whistle blows. Jabriel (Campana) finishes right ahead of Miguel (Cangrejo) once again, and Davis was last.

"NAVIO YEAR 10 RUNNER! NAVIO YEAR 10 RUNNER! IF NO MAN VOLUNTEERS WITHIN ONE MINUTE, YOUR HOUSE WILL BE DISQUALIFIED FOR THE 100 METRE DASH!"

"Just because some Navio refuses to run, Crucifijo gets disqualified?" Ann wails. "That's unfair. It's Hobbesian philosophy in a nutshell, SportsFest style."

"And Campana, too," adds Sandee. "As for Cangrejo? Fudge Casa de Cangrejo. It's not either of our houses anyway, and there's barely even ten Cangrejo audience members here."

"They're all too busy with girls' basketball, that's why," Ann replies. "I'll only be cheering for Vick when this is over. Not her team. Just Vick."

"Rip," April responds. "I'd run so we don't get disqualified, but then again it's the boys' race, and I don't have a di—"

"CASA DE NAVIO IS NOW DISQUALIFIED FOR THE MENS' 100 METRE DASH!"