An early morning came for everyone in the dead of summer. The members of class A and B were crowding around a bus stop area for UA with Izuku holding a sleeping Eri on his back. "Poor girl was so excited last night that she couldn't sleep." Himiko mentions as she rubs Eri's back remembering how she held so much excitement when hearing she'd get to go on a field trip with her mothers and father. This unfortunately led to her downfall and couldn't get up when the time came. While they waited, Monoma tried his usual banter with attempting to rile up class A.

"HAHAHAHA! I HEARD SOME OF CLASS A FAILED THEIR FINALS! SO ASHAMED YOU MUST ALL BE BEING SO MUCH BETTER THAN US! AHAHAHAHA-Ack!" He was cut off quickly by Itsuka who karate chopped the side of his neck to knock him out.

"He didn't wake Eri, did he?" She glanced over to see the small child still snoring away on Izuku's back. "Great. Also, have you seen Ibara? I can't find her and Vlad's asking me where she is."

"And what makes you think I know?" Everyone stared at Izuku for him to look around. "So when one of the girls disappears you immediately turn to me. I see how it is." Everyone remained on the topic that Izuku had something to do with this for him to sigh. "Alright. She wanted to prove she was capable of handling me but we didn't have the time nor the ability to do it around Eri. I'll pull her out of my pocket dimension now." Izuku opened a portal for Ibara to fall on the ground naked in front of him covered in sweat and mixed fluids of his and hers.

"DO YOU HAVE ANY RESTRAINT WHATSOEVER!? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU'VE DONE THIS AND SHOWN NO FORM OF SELF CONTROL!"

"Easy. There's a kid sleeping on my back." Izuku points out as Eri begins to wake up and see Ibara in front of her. She immediately covers her body's private parts for the small girl to smile.

"Morning mommy Iba. Why are you wearing a church outfit?"

Ibara stared at Izuku for him to point out the obvious. "Right now, only girls that have gone through puberty have the ability to see what you look like right now thanks to an illusion quirk I have. Thank me later that none of the guys see you looking like a hypocritical religious woman."

"What does that word mean? Hippcriminal?"

"Close Eri, but it's hy-po-cri-ti-cal. It means you're saying one thing but doing the opposite."

"Like when mommy Momo says she doesn't want mommy Himi to shower with her but showers with you?"

"...Not really, but sorta." Vlad and Aizawa began walking forward for Izuku to snap his fingers and bring Ibara back to her feet, cleaned, and in her school uniform. Aizawa stared at her and him before questioning.

"Should I be worried about you breaking the rules you were given?"

"What's he talking about?" Mina asked with both classes coming over.

"When Midoriya enrolled into UA, Nezu and the staff created a list of things he couldn't do and wrote them down for him. It's more of a 'we can avoid half the amount of madness that happens on school grounds with this." He handed a copy of the list to Momo who began reading them out loud.

List of Rules for Izuku Midoriya to follow

1. Midoriya Izuku is no longer allowed to feed Peanut butter to Principle Nezu.

2. He is not permitted to Tell general edu students that Bakugo can be tamed by a rolled up newspaper and a belly rub.

3. While it is entirely possible to create tentacle monsters with your quirk, the creation of such is strictly prohibited. Even if Ms.Kayama asks nicely.

4. Though it is possible, Midoriya is prohibited to use any revival quirks after a pet cemetery accident on campus grounds.

5. Though one can hardly tell, Midoriya cannot send a clone to classes while he sleeps with a classmate or partner of his

6. Midoriya must travel by bus to school regulated events. Only if authorization with the teachers will this be null.

7. Chainsaws are not the answer to premises breaches caused by the press. Chainsaws are not the answer for everything. Chainsaw cannons are strictly prohibited, except for the one instance and it was very cool.

8. Midoriya is not allowed to administer spankings to the female teachers as a form of punishment. Even if Nemuri is consenting to such an act.

9. Recovery Girl's infirmary is not a makeshift love motel. She is still trying to get the smell of singed mattresses out of the infirmary

10. Midoriya is not allowed to declare war on any country, corporation, federation or the KGB/FBI. Even if a member associated with any of these is being "A dick" as quoted by Izuku.

11. The school grounds are to be respected, so do not warp time and space on anything other than your dorm room

12. Midoriya Izuku is no longer allowed to play Hippocratic Oath Chicken with the medical staff, purposely antagonizing them into attacking him.

13. Nezu and Midoriya are no longer permitted to talk about world domination together anymore. Due to the horrifying ease the two could attain world domination, the transcript of their discussion has been classified. No further comments.

14. Attempts to use any of UA's radio telescopes in an attempt to contact alien life or Omnipotent/Omnipresent entities will result in him being billed for any damage to local space time. Up to and including downgrading celestial bodies to dwarf planet status.

15. The Wigglers can't enter into the school building. They are allowed to be outside however and make great guard dogs

16. Yes, Empirical Evidence is the basis for all science and blind faith is the death of reason. However this does not logically imply that one must demonstrate the existence of breasts in laboratory settings

17. Do not juice Mineta. Cementos is still trying to forget the taste

18. Cthulhu and or R'Leyha do not exist and as such are not ethical reasons to declare war on the Pacific Ocean.

19. Midoriya is no longer allowed to post memetic kill agents to any imageforum. Ok, maybe 4chan, that would be doing the gene pool a service.

20. Midoriya is not allowed to turn himself into a baby to be breastfed by female staff. Midoriya is prohibited from being breast fed on campus grounds, except for the interior of his dorm.

Everyone stared at Izuku once again with an unamused look as several of these are rather biased and oddly specific as well as something they'd without a doubt see him attempt and in the back of their head questioned to some degree why he hasn't yet. "I'm not exactly fond of the fact I have an army of rules I have to follow either."

"Sometimes I wonder if you did half this stuff just to see if someone will react." Himiko states with little to no emotion.

"Alright. Everyone on the buses." Aizawa spoke up for everyone to start walking on the buses.

"Mr. Aizawa. Can I please use my teleportation this time? I really don't think riding on a bus for a long period of time is physically good for me."

"Nor is half the stuff you do to your harem, but you don't see me stopping you."

"Do you honestly think you could if you wanted to?"

Aizawa stopped for a second before responding, thinking of what to say. "You have a point, but you're still taking the bus."

"*sigh* Don't blame me if I get sick on the bus and it smells." Izuku walks to the bus with Aizawa questioning if he should do something to help, but ignores this knowing he shouldn't give special treatment to Izuku since he already has so much leniency as is.

Half hour later

"I can barely hold it." Izuku held a face as if he was about to die with him sitting next to Ochako. "Ochako. Go into my pocket and pull out the green portal that looks like a card please."

"Uhh...ok." Ochako did as she was asked to to pull it out and give the small portal to Izuku. He immediately pulled it open and relieved his stomach inside the portal. 'Partially wish I didn't win the lot game to sit next to Izuku.' She glanced over to Momo and Toru who were sitting between Eri who was somewhat happy with the ride.

"How are you feeling, Eri?" Momo asked with the small girl looking at her one mother and smiling.

"I feel great. Never been bet*BLEGH*! Ok. Now I've never been better." Eri vomited on herself with everyone panicking around.

"Mr. Aizawa. Please stop the bus so we can clean Eri."

"*BLEGH*!"

"And maybe help give Midoriya's stomach some relief." Tsu pointed this out with nobody exactly having an argument with this.

"GROSS! THE HALF AND HALF BITCH PUKED ON ME!"

"MORNING SICKNESS AND BEING IN A MOVING VEHICLE SUCKS! YOU HONESTLY THINK I'M ABLE TO CONTROL IT!? BESIDES, I'M NOT EVEN HAPPY I HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO YOU, DICK-TAC!"

One hour later

The trip had a total of five stops consisting of Izuku needing to rest so he would at least be able to avoid him constantly puking his own guts out, cleaning Eri, and stopping for Shoko who was having bladder issues. Thanks to Kirishima helping by knocking Izuku out while they were on the road, they were limited to this many without problems. Fortunately, he was weak enough to have no issues in regards to his power not working as well as it could. With all the setbacks though, they were able to meet where they needed to by the time they had to for them to be in front of an overpass.

"Ahh. I feel alive again." Izuku smiled as he stood in front of the guard rails with Eri beside him having a similar enjoying smile.

"Such a pretty sight."

"Should I be the one that tells them half the reason they feel alive is because they aren't on a bus anymore?" Sero asked with Mina shrugging her shoulders.

"At least they're not looking like they're zombies."

"CAN SOMEONE AT LEAST GIVE ME A FUCKING SHIRT SO I DON'T SMELL LIKE PREGNANT BITCH VOMIT ANYMORE!?"

Shoko stared at Bakugou from a distance before making a remark. "If we're being honest, it's an improvement."

The group continued to talk before a car took the attention of Izuku. He walked over to notice a kid roll down the back window to see a boy glare at him with a red cap that had horns on it. "Hello. Sorry if I'm being rude walking over here. My name's Izuku Midoriya."

"And I'm Eri Mi...Midori...ya?" The boy glared at Izuku for a moment before trying to punch him in the groin to only have his hand go through a portal and go towards Bakugou's groin.

"Well you're a bit hot tempered. You shouldn't go punching people in the junk just for talking to you kid." Deku chastises the small boy before just shrugging his shoulders and walking off. "But I see my company isn't welcome. You'll probably warm up to us sooner or later."

"AH! WHO DID THAT!? WHAT FUCKING ASSHOLE DID THAT TO ME!?"

"AHAHAHAHAHA! Whoever did that did a great job leveling needle dick here!" Shoko laughed hysterically for the doors to open and show two women. One with red hair down to her shoulders and the other with blond hair pulled back that if let down would probably go to about halfway down her back. Each had a cat design towards them with the redhead having a red color pattern and the blond having a blue.

"Now that's interesting. The Wild Wild Pussycats as I live and breathe."

"Not a shock you know them, Midoriya." Aizawa walked over and calmly explained. "Alright, everyone. Starting this week, we'll be having the Pussycats help out. They're a pro group that handles mountain rescue. Pixiebob and Mandalay are two of the four here to help explain the next part of-"

"So who's a MILF?" Izuku cut Aizawa off by asking Mandalay for her to fill in the gaps.

"Oh. This is my nephew, Kota. For reasons that are a little hard to explain, he's living with us."

"With that in mind, is this your little sister?" Pixiebob asked, looking at Eri who was trying to interact with Kota.

"She's my adopted daughter. I'm a proud and happy father of her as well as a father to be for Miruko and two other lovely ladies with several others ready to be happy mothers that I'd be proud to make and raise our children with." Izuku spoke with a form of satisfaction for Pixiebob to smile happily.

"You mean you have many girlfriends!? Also one of them is Miruko!? Any chance you'd wanna be into being with me!?"

"You honestly think I wouldn't. I have this fantasy to have some fun with the girls of your pro hero group." Izuku flirts, causing the blonde pro to blush at his comment.

"Oh... well then. What do you have in mind, handsome?" Pixiebob reciprocates his flirting, quickly closing the distance between her and him to the point where she's about to brush up on him like an affectionate cat.

"Before this gets any farther, we still need to start something, Pixiebob." Aizawa points this out as everyone stares at them. Mandalay explains to the class how they had to make it to the bottom of a mountain out in the distance in order to get lunch within the next three hours. Those that made it later wouldn't get lunch for the class to start panicking. They ran towards the bus for Pixiebob to get in front of them and send almost the entire class off the side of the cliff into the forest.

"Well that went better than I expected."

"Tell me about it, Mr. Aizawa." Izuku stated while sitting on top of the bus with Shoko and Eri beside him. Everyone stared at him blankly for him to respond. "Did you honestly think I was going to let you idiots drop a heavily pregnant woman and a child over the edge of that cliff? Hell the rest of the girls got warped right as the ground gave way."

"...And your male classmates?" Aizawa asked for Izuku to stare blankly at him.

"Some need some kind of heavy training. Except maybe Kaachan who I wanted to enjoy watching him go through heck." A sadistic smile came on Izuku's face for nobody to want anything to do with angering Izuku. "Anyway, back to our conversation, Pixiebob."

"Any chance we can wait till we're at the camp for that?" Aizawa walked over towards the door to the bus with there being a moment before the window under Izuku opened. "Get on the bus or we'll start it and you'll travel up there."

"Relax. I'm coming, but PLEASE LET ME TELEPORT THERE!"

"Get on the bus." Aizawa shut the window for Izuku to scowl and phase everyone into the bus for it to start and drive off.

As they did, Pixiebob stared at the bus with a confident smile. "Any chance you'd want in on this action?"

"Where did that come from!?"

"Oh come on. You know that you haven't had a good boyfriend since high school. Not only that, but you've had that itch you've had to scratch for a long time now but can't cause of Kota."

"CAN WE PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS AROUND KOTA!?" Mandalay shouted while motioning to the young boy who was playing with an ant's nest in the distance, only staring at them and giving them acknowledgement when he heard his name. The three began going into their car and driving off towards the camp.