(Warning: high levels of stupidity)

Angie was walking in the desert when she found and oAsis.

There was a crystal blue pool and gReen Palm treees.

"AtUa must be happy today!" Angie said, jumping into the pool, but then she banged her head on a thiNg.

"Ow! Holy Atua, what is this thing?!" Angie said, picking up a gold colored lamp.

There was a sticky note on it that said "do not rub. It will summon a demon."

"YAHAHA! a demon?!" Angie said, rubbing the lamp. Then there was a PUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOF of purple smoke.

A teenage looking boy emerged from the smOke. He had purple octopus hair and was SHORT. but..,.,..., he was floating???

"ATUA DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS A CUCK, GREMLIN, DEMON!!" Angie shouted, throwing the lamp at the demon's head.

The floating boi caught it. "I'm not a demon! I'm Kokichi Ouma, the genie," He explained.

"Hmm, I don't see the difference!" Angie said holding up a paint brush. "A painting a day, keeps the demons away!" She pulled out a random canvas and started to get possessed by A T U A.

Then cockichi slapped the canvas into the pool. "NOT TODAY! I want to get this over with. Basically, you have three wishes. You can wish for whatever you want."

"Wishes?? Atua loves wishes!!" Angie said, putting her hands together. Angie thought about what to wish for for 0.4737828274778222 seconds before saying, "I wish for friends!"

"That's easy," Octoboy said, then he did some ping pong magico and two human beings appeared in the pool.

"Nyeh? I was in the middle of a water escape trick! Where am I now?!" A redhead girl in an inner tube said.

"Yes! And what is this degenerate M A L EEEEE doing here?!" The second girl said.

"I've brought you two friends who are basically scum of the earth. The pinwheel with pigtails is Penis destroyer and the wizard 10 year old is magical loli," Kokichi introduced.

"Atua is pleased! He shall go to bed happy!" Angie said.

Then Kokichi grabbed her and flipped her into the pool.

"Atua is now TRIGGERED!!!!" Angie screams.

"Please don't scream! It's such a pain to hear. Existence is a pain..." Magical loli said.

"I have no idea who you are, but I already love you!" Penis destroyer said.

"I AM NOW TRIGGERED THAT I HAVE NEW FRIENDS BUT HAVE ALREADY BECOME THE THIRD WHEEL!! I SHOULD'VE JUST ORDERED MY FRIENDS OFF DEEP SEA!!" Angie said, flipping an imaginary table. "Y'know what! I now wish for a Atua worthy husband!"

"Um.. I'm afraid I can't do that," Floaty boi said.

"But you said I could wish for anything! Atua damned idiot!" Angie yelled.

"Well yeah, but only one person came up as a search result for your request, AND HE'S T A K E N!" Kokichi explained, "But here's your second best option."

Then a twig long haired boi with a MASCC appears in the tree. He fell down and then 10 coconuts fell on his head.

"I will rip out your nerves!" He said getting up and walking over to cockichi.

"You can't hurt me~"

"So this is my new husband?" Angie asked, "Atua dosen't approve!"

"What did I say about the Atua worthy one?" Kokichi asked.

"I'm plenty worthy of your god,  Atua! I've actually studied that culture kukuku!" Mascc boi said.

"Ooh! That's good enough in my book! The Bible!" Angie said. "But, I do have a sissster to get back to, kukuku," Masscy boi said.

"Well, you and Atua's angel over here actually has the same great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother." Kokichi informed them.

Masccccy boi smiled, "kukuku! Did someone say ince-"

Then pinwheel head stabbed a sickle into the back of his necc. "DIE, YOU DEGENERATE MALE!!" She yelled as he bleed out on the floor.

"Nya ha kill yourself you Atua damned hoe!!!" Angie said picking up the sickle to use on pinwheel head, "I MAY NOT HAVE LIKED HIM VERY MUCH, BUT THAT WAS MY HUSBAND YOU JUST KILLED!!" Then all of a sudden she stopped chasing her and dropped the sickle. She sighed then walked up to Octoboy.

"Atua and I are done with this bullshit!" Angie said, "nya ha ha! I wanna take your place as the genie!"

Kokichi was surprised, "you... What? Are you sure?!" Angie nodded. "You do realise you'll be lonely for the rest of eternity, right?!"

"goOd," Angie said.

"Whatever you say! At least that means I can be with a certain Atua worthy man!" Kokichi said granting Angie's final wish.

"WHAT?! HE WAS TAKEN BY YOU?! ATUA IS TRIGGGEEERRREEEDD!!" Angie yelled as she got succed into the lamp. (Top 10 anime betrayals).

Then Kokichi lived a happy life with this Atua worthy person.

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A/N: ok, I am still working on the requests and body swap au part two but I just got this idea while talking with Rainbow_Goulding for some reason and it was just so cancerous that I didn't want to forget it.