Driving Lessons

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"Thats good! Nice and steady- DONT PRESS THE GAS!!!!" Jazz screeched, hanging on for dear life as her brother floored it down the steep hill.

"BUT LOOK AT HOW FAST WE'RE GOING!" Danny exclaimed happily. Jazzs eyes widened.

"YOU'RE DOING A 90 IN A 45!" Jazz began to regret volunteering to teach Danny driving lessons.

"Fine! I'll slow down!" Danny said, annoyed.

He slammed on the break.

They both launched forwards, their seatbelts stopping them from flying out the windshield.

"DONT STOP ON A HILL!" They began rolling back down the hill.

Danny pressed on the gas and they began making their way up the hill.

Jazz calmed down after awhile. Danny was doing the speed limit.

"Grrr... WHY'RE THESE CARS SO CLOSE!? I'M DOING THE FREAKING SPEED LIMIT!" Danny glared at the cars in his mirrors.

"They're tailgaters. Pull over and let them pass" Jazz said, understanding Dannys annoyance.

Danny was about to pull over when one of the cars decided to pass him. They rolled down their windows and yelled 'Speed up grandma' as they passed.

Danny rolled down his window.

Jazz rolled it back up before he could say anything.

They made it into the town. There was a stoplight coming up. Danny drove right through it.

"DANNY! THAT WAS A STOP LIGHT!"

"Whoops"

"WHOOPS!? NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET A TICKET!"

"Correction, mom and dad are gonna get a ticket"

"AND THEY'RE GONNA BLAME ME!!"

"Not my problem"

"...you little sh-" Danny honked the horn.

"Language, Jazz!"

"YOU'RE TELLING ME 'LANGUAGE'!?!? YOU CUSS LIKE A SAILOR ALL THE DAMN TIME!"

Danny gasped. "Jazz! How dare you say 'damn' in front of your younger brother! You're supposed to be the role model!"

"Thats it. Turn this car ar- DANNY LOOK OUT!!" Jazz exclaimed, pointing towards the idiotic jaywalker that was dancing his way across the busy street.

Danny slammed on the brakes. The pedestrian walked back onto the road.

Jazz rolled down her window.

"GET OUT OF THE STREET! YOU IDIOT! STUDENT DRIVER HERE!" She exclaimed.

The pedestrian just flipped them off. Jazz opened the door and stepped out.

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"...y'know, I never realized how badly you cuss when you're angry..." Danny said, breaking the silence as he drove.

"The moron deserved it" She huffed.

Danny nodded in agreement. Dannys eyes widened when he saw the bakery.

"MUFFINS DETECTED!" He exclaimed as he turned sharply towards the store.

"DANNY WHAT THE FU- NO-NONONO BRAKE BRAKE BRAKEBRAKEBRAKE-"

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"That was extremely foolish and reckless young man! You drove through the store, and for what? Muffins!?!?" The police officer scolded.

Danny shrugged.
"Thats the least risky thing I did for muffins"

"WHAT!?!?"

"The little sh-"

"Language, Jazz"

"-sweet little 𝐴𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙 once sided with a damn supervillian for a single blueberry muffin" Jazz huffed out.

"I'm a angel? Awww, thanks Jazz!"

"Dont speak to me"

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For those of you who suggested it, that end part was for you XD

Hope you enjoyed!

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