Introducing,

EVERYONE!

EVERYONE!!!!!

Except Ladybug and Chat Noir... maybe next time

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DannyTheMuffin: How do you guys put up with me?

DashTheMan: I dont know

StarLight: ^

Paulina_Pretty: you guys should kiss

SammyTheGoth: are you running out of ideas for your DannyxDash fanfiction?

Paulina_Latino: yes.

DashTheMan: i'm uncomfortable

Rin: I'm confused

DannyTheMuffin: YAY! NEW BEST FRIEND!

Tucker_LadiesMan: ExCusE mE tHe FuCk!?!?

DannyTheMuffin: YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND TO, TUCK!

Peter-Man: :(

DannyTheMuffin: You're also my best friend! Everyone is my best friend. I just love everyone.

Jazzy: How can someone be so innocent and adorable yet so scary and... deadly?

GoshdarnitElizabeth!: I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING!

Jazzy: two brilliant minds think alike 😜

TonyPepperoni: Emojis are illegal on this group chat.

Nat: 🙂👉🖕👈💋

ClintCAWCAW: For the longest time I always thought it was 'Two Dumb Minds think alike'

TonyPepperoni: must be why you and scott always think of the same stupid ideas. And Nat, no.

Nat: 🖕

Rin: oof

Scotty: Im OfFeNdeD

DannyTheMuffin: dont ask, how do you hide a body?

StarLight: is Skulker on vacation?

DannyTheMuffin: yea, with Ember.

Rin: Is Skulker the robot ghost you told me about?

DannyTheMuffin: yea, we're on a truce now since he wants to be DJs favorite uncle and that cant happen if he keeps fighting me

KwanKwanKWAN: ....

KwanKwanKWAN: OK

KwanKwanKWAN: YOU WERE LITERALLY GONE FOR TWO AND A HALF MINUTES

KwanKwanKWAN: WHO'D YOU MANAGE TO KILL??

DannyTheMuffin: I dIdNt mEaN tO!

Tucker_LadiesMan: you sit on a throne of lies

LilMikeyDaBest: you smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa

Peter-Man: I LOVE THAT MOVIE! WE SHOULD HAVE A CHRISTMAS MOVIE MARATHON SINCE CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE!!!

Dean: SAMMY

Dean: SAMMY

Sam: ????

Dean: FUCK YOU

DannyTheMuffin: YAY! OTHER FRIENDS!! Wait, one sec

DannyTheMuffin: better

Moose: If you wanted the pie, you should of gotten it yourself.

Pie: You had one job. And you fucked up.

Rin: I'd make you some,

Rin: but I live in Japan.

Pie: son of a bitch

DannyTheMuffin: no, he's the twin brother of an asshole

DannyTheMuffin: Im StIlL pEeVeD

RhodeIsland: I'd ask, but I don't wanna know.

Kay: It's such a delight to wake up to 267 messages

Jay: It's such a delight to deal with a grumpy old man as my partner

Jay: I know the exact face he's making rn

Tucker_LadiesMan: Oof

Shitblossom: Love the fact that my name is Shitblossom

OtherShitblossom: Love the fact that he changed mine to be the 'other' shitblossom.

Shitblossom: we're now shitblossom buddies

ImmaBirdMuthufuckah: LOLOLOLOOL

ClintCAWCAW: you're laughing out loud out loud out loud out out loud

Scotty: wow

ClintCAWCAW: I love ruining things.

Thor: It is so interesting how you mortals talk with these phones! I have many text messages with people using this 'texting language'. I do not understand why people keep on sending 🍆 to me though.

TonyPepperoni: Do you seriously not know

DannyTheMuffin: TELL ME I STILL DONT KNOW! GIRLS KEEP SENDING IT TO ME TO!

SammyTheGoth: EXCUSE ME, WHAT?

DannyTheMuffin: I KNOW RIGHT, I DONT KNOW EITHER!

TonyPepperoni: I'll gladly tell you

StarLight: NO!

GoshdarnitElizabeth!: NO!

Jazzy: taint his innocent little mind and i'll destroy you.

Peter-Man: I'm kinda curious too

TonyPepperoni: it means that it's an eggplant

Rin: I love eggplants, they're fun to cook with

ClintCAWCAW: i cant breathe. Help. CPR. NECESSARY. HALP. DYING. WHEEZING.

Rin: WHAT'D I SAY!?!?

DannyTheMuffin: you like eggplants! Not much of a fan, but you can make anything amazing! You should be a chef!

ImmaBirdMuthaFuckah: Clint just fell out of the vents.

Scotty: he's still laughing.

Scotty: but I am too, so..

Peter-Man: I dont understand why eggplants are so funny... i'll just ask may.

TonyPepperoni: NO! DONT! IF YOU DO, DONT MENTION ME!

Pie: this is the best fucking group chat ever.

Jay: I really want to tell them what it means

Jay: but I value my life, so I wont.

LilMikeyDaBest: this group chat is so random...

GoshdarnitElizabeth!: I love it.

LilMikeyDaBest: m-me to!

Paulina_Pretty: Mikabeth

Paulina_Pretty: yes.

DannyTheMuffin: SO THANKYOU GUYS FOR STALLING ME!

DannyTheMuffin: THE COPS ARE HERE.

DannyTheMuffin: AND NOBODY TOLD ME HOW TO HIDE A FUCKING BODY!

DannyTheMuffin: AND MY MEMORY WIPER THING (tbh, forgot the name) IS AT HOME!

DannyTheMuffin: SO WHO'S GONNA DRIVE TO THE POLICE STATION AND GIVE IT TO ME??

DashTheMan: not it! I vote Tucker!

SammyTheGoth: Same

Moose: I'm not anywhere near Amity right now

TonyPepperoni: Looks like tucker is doing it.

Tucker_LadiesMan: wow. I see how it is. 'LeTs mAkE tUcKeR gO aFtEr tHe deMoN' 'TuCkEr cAn dEaL wIth tHe SlEeP dePriVEd DaNnY' 'TuCkEr, gO wAkE uP dJ fRoM hIs Nap HE WONT FREAKING BLAST YOU IN THE FACE WITH AN ECO RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!'

DannyTheMuffin: you coming or not?

Tucker_LadiesMan: Yea, be right there.

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Hope you enjoyed that.