A/N: DUDE. SPOILERS.

Oh hey, look! It's a meeting of everyone who has ever slept with Sam Winchester! They're all here!

There's Jess,

Gabriel...

Sarah,

Ruby,

Madison,

Oh, and our newest member!

Maggie!

The gang's all here!

Let's add to the club all the girls who have slept with Cas, shall we? Say hello April!

It's a fun fan club. 

Statistics have shown that if you sleep with Sam Winchester, there is an 87.5% chance you'll die.

But if you sleep with Castiel, Dean Winchester WILL kill you.