Why didn't anyone remind me I remade the corpse party one shot! I completely forgot about it! Bad lovelies for not remining me. I would have forgotten and not made a second part!

Dipper stares down at the light brown slop in his dish and looks at Bill with a 'are you kidding me' face. "What its fancy feast cats love it."

Dipper sniffs it then makes a disgusted look and pushes the bowl away with is paw. "Are you serious what the hell do you want from me?" Bill crosses his arms.

Dipper turns his head away with his nose in the air as if it was an obvious answer. "Fine whatever but you will it eventually." Bill pulls out a thing of turkey, ham then begins to make a sandwich.

Dipper hops up onto the chair with a little effect then jumps onto the counter. When Bill goes to grab something else from the fridge Dipper grabs the turkey slices out of the container and quickly starts to eat them.

Bill turns around with a thing of juice in hand when he sees Dipper eating the Turkey slices. "Hey you little shit stop that!"

Dipper takes the last piece in his mouth then jumps off the counter and runs away as Bill chases him.

The kitten skits across the hardwood floor for a moment before keeping running into the living room and slips under the couch.

Dipper eats the piece of turkey and has a smug look when Bill looks under the couch. 'Oh yeah I just did that. Take that Blondie.'

Licks his paws when he's done and curls up under the couch feeling full and happy.

Bill glares at he little fuzzy ball under his couch then looks at the clock. He runs a hand through his hair at the time. "Time sure does fly when your dealing with evil kitten." he mutters as he gets up then heads into his room.

//TimeSkipToMorning//

Bubbly annoying pop music plays through Bills radio as his alarm. A slightly tanned hand slams next to the alarm clock in attempt to cut off the stupid music but makes the clock fall and hit the floor, but the stupid music keeps going.

Bill growls from under his blankets. "You have to be fucking kidding me." He throws the blankets off him and picks up the alarm clock with a unnecessary hard slam.

Bill quickly gets ready for the day with a white button up, black bow tie, black jeans and a pair of black shoes. The blonde enters the living room and grabs his car keys off the key rack.

He spots the kitten curled up on pillow that's on the couch. Bill peeks into the kitchen and sees the Dipper didn't eat the cat food he set out. That little shit.

He huffs then spares one last glance at the kitten sleeping peacefully on the couch before he leaves.

Sorry it was so short but I promise the next will be longer and there will be a surprise for Bill when he gets home!