I love Spideypool!! It's such a cute ship and the pictures are so damn adorable!!! The top picture is my new lock screen. Cute isn't it? They just want to be free and loved. Well I decided to make a Billdip Spideypool based on the picture below. Incase you can't read it here's what it says. Deadpool: "Get down from there." Spiderman: "No!" Spiderman: "What the hell Wade!?" Deadpool: "C'mon..."

Dipper had no idea had it had come to this..he was currently on his own ceiling still in his spider man suit as Deadpool aka Bill Cipher was standing below making grabby hand at him. If Dipper was in an anime he was sure he'd have a sweat drop on his head right now. "Come down from there." Bill whines from below trying to make puppy dog eyes with his mask on. Dipper had no idea how he could make so many expressions with his mask on.

"No!" He shouts at him and stays where he was on his ceiling. He was not coming down til he left he was not putting up with Deadpool today. The bristle part of a broom hits Dipper in the face and he moves on the wall. "What the hell Bill!?" Bill was pouting and kept trying to get him down with the broom.

"C'mon Pine Tree plaaaaay with meeeee!"

"Bill I said no stop it!"

"But I just want your love! Love me!"

"Stop hitting me with the broom!"

"If this is about me eating your last taco I'm sorry but I was hungry."

"This isn't about the damn taco!"

"So you love me then?" Bill looks hopeful and Dipper just signs. "Yes Bill I love you now stop hitting me with the god damn broom! It's filthy!"

"But I want a hug and if your dirty I'll clean you up~!"

Dipper would deny anyone he was blushing behind his mask and good thing Bill couldn't tell. While he was distracted Deadpool got a chair and steps onto it before pulling Spiderman off the ceiling. "I win and now your mine!" He hums smiling and hugs Dipper while stepping off the chair. "Bill put me down you ass!"

Bill gasps and covers Dippers mouth. "Not in front of the children! For shame Pine Tree." Dipper looked frustrated and finally pulled the mercs hand off his masked mouth. "What children?"

"Why them of course!" He points to the people reading the one shot.

"Bill how messed up in the head are you?"

"A lot why?"

Dipper just sighs and goes to pull out of the mercs hold only to be pulled back into Bills chest and hugged tightly. "Bill let go I need a shower!"

"Ooo goodie I need a shower too lets take one together spidey!"

"Bill no!"

Bill drags Dipper into the bathroom and winks at everyone. "Sorry kiddies but this is grown up time~" he says before closing and locking the door.