We see you and Cherri sound asleep in their bedroom until you suddenly wakes up

(Y/N): Babe, wake up!

Cherri screams, jumps out of her bed, and jumps back in

Cherri: What?!

(Y/N): It's finally here, the most magical day of all.

Cherri: What? The day where the old, hairy man breaks into houses in the dead of night with a bag for the children?

(Y/N): What? No, and for the record, that's the creepiest description of Christmas I've ever heard. I meant today is the day we veg out.

Cherri: You don't want to do anything at all today?

(Y/N): No! I'm on strike! It's like if the tiniest thing happens in this town, we end up running a gosh-darned marathon! Look at these.

You remove the blankets to reveal white, toned, realistic human legs

Cherri: Fair enough. So, what are we going to do?

You instantaneously appears in the frame, becoming annoyed with Cherri's questioning

(Y/N): Whatever happens, we do absolutely nothing.

You stand on your bed to announce your plans.

(Y/N): First, we shall neither bathe nor groom ourselves. Instead, we shall clothe ourselves in the ceremonial robes of the blanket toga!

[We see you opening and closing the fridge for the next paragraph, eventually settling on squeezing fermented orange juice, now cheese, into a glass. Despite what you mentioned about pickles, he doesn't actually get any]

(Y/N): Then we shall open and close the door of the fridge so many times that we lower our standards, so many times that we eventually settle for a feast of expired pickles, slightly fermented orange juice, and what was once butter but may now be cheese!

We see you holding a glass that becomes dirty, then carelessly throwing it away in exchange for a clean bowl, but dirtiness starts to cling to the bowl Cherri is holding and she throws that away carelessly as well, lastly you hold a clean plate for the next paragraph

(Y/N): If the glasses are dirty, we shall drink out of bowls, and if the bowls are dirty, we shall drink out of plates!

We see You and Cherri relaxing under a blanket on the sofa, then get up in unison, but become dizzy and immediately retreat to their previous position

(Y/N): We shall nest under a blanket under the sofa for so long, that when we stand up, we will suffer vertigo and immediately have to lie back down!

We still see your standing on top of your bed, then for the next, you get face-to-face with Cherri to further convey his point

(Y/N): And we shall continue to do naught until we are plagued with the guilt of laziness, and the sweat on our foreheads has turned to grease! Then, my girlfriend, and only then will we have earned the right to go to bed in our own juices!

You then pant from exhaustion

Cherri: Alright, so when do we get up?

You then rush back into bed

(Y/N): When the discomfort of having to go to the bathroom exceeds the joy of lying in bed. *You fall back to sleep*

We then see you applying what appears to be a stick of lip balm to Cherri's rear end

(Y/N): There, this should prevent chafing from too much sitting.

We then see your living room where the couch is covered in a blanket and a single pillow sits on either side of the blanketed couch. The table holds a glass that is half filled of orange juice that appears to still be fresh, a bowl of cereal. The floor in front of the couch has an assortment of junk food and a plastic bottle of soda that is easy for tyou and Cherri to reach

(Y/N): Now, do my chin.

Cherri: Okay, but why do you need lip balm there?

Cherri applies the lip balm to a small portion of his left cheek

(Y/N): 'Cause... *Your face becomes droopy and his voice changes* ...TV face.

Cherri: 'Kay, by the way, why is the TV the wrong way around?

The TV is shown to be standing vertically instead in its normal horizontal position. You simply answers your girlfriend's question by lying down on his end of the couch. From his perspective, the TV now looks like it's horizontal. We see you being satisfied with the result and smirk at Cherri

Cherri: Taking it to the next level, huh?

(Y/N): Yup, the next level down.

Cherri: Should I bring a bucket in case we need to, y-you know, powder our nose?

You pull your shorts away to reveal that your wearing a diaper; your voice changes drastically into an announcer voice for the next sentence

(Y/N): Slackies, for when you gotta go, but you don't wanna leave.

You let go of your shorts for them to snap into their original position, concealing his undergarment once more. You then sit up

Cherri: But what if we need to change video games?

You smirk as you reveal a contraption that can be extended and retracted that has a small claw attached to it. You pick up two other contraptions that are the same one he's holding in his hand to combine them into a longer version that he uses to swiftly grab a game cartridge from the shelf across the room, retracts the device with the cartridge in its grip to blow dust off of the cartridge, then extends it once again to place it in the game console in the same bookshelf. While retracting the device, you let go of the two other contraptions and sets the original one beside her

Cherri: Wow, I guess you really thought of everything, but what if someone rings the doorbell?

(Y/N): Oh, I've got a life hack for that, as well.

Cherri: What?

(Y/N): Just don't answer it. Come on, let's get into position!

Cherri lies down on her side, beginning to relax when you grunt irritably.

Cherri: Oh, sorry babe.

She sits up and pulls your leg into the same position Cherri got into just moments ago before resuming his position. You and Cherri sigh in relief

The phone begins to ring

Cherri: Aw, man, the phone. What do we do?

(Y/N): Nothing.

Cherri: It's really annoying, though.

(Y/N): So, the phone's ringing, big deal! [We then see an full view of the living room] We just wait until our brains tune it out.

You and Cherri begin to forcefully tune out the noise of the ringing, and it goes away

(Y/N)l: See? It just went away-

You're interrupted by a space scientist banging on the window outside of their house, much to the boys' surprise. As the Hazmat Worker is speaking, citizens can be seen evacuating in the background

Hazmat Worker: This is NASA, you need to get out! There's a meteorite in direct collision course with Metropolis-

(Y/N): So, there's some space scientist outside, big deal! We just wait until our brains tune it out.

They once again forcefully tune out the noise, but we then see that the aforementioned meteorite has struck their living room. The ceiling has a massive hole in it and the area surrounding the impact is slightly charred, including you and Cherri

(Y/N): So, there's a meteorite in the living room, big deal! We just wait until our brains tune it out.

You and Cherri were about to tune out of their situation, but the meteorite cracks open and releases green fumes that pollutes the air around the house. This is revealed to be a virus that practically kills Robin as evident by his choking and sudden collapse. Death is further confirmed when a crow drops out of the sky

(Y/N): So, there's a bit of a virus going around, big deal! We'll just wait for our brains to tune it out.

They forcibly tune out the situation again only for a futuristic battle to begin happening in their living room between a group of hazmat workers, Pame who has been mutated to have six legs, lesile is also mutated, but doesn't seem to be partaking in the fight, Mr.Chapin attacking the hazmat worker near the back, and Jeff who has been mutated to have six legs pulls a worker outside of a window. You're slightly mutated as evident by small growths protruding from the top of his head

(Y/N): So, people have six legs now, big deal! We'll just wait for our brains to tune it out.

They once again forcefully tune out of their situation only to find their house nearly destroyed in a post apocalyptic battle with the Mayor of Metropolis shouting at them over the sounds of warfare as he shoots at the enemy

Mayor of Metropolis: This may seem like the end of our kind, but your blood may contain the key-

Wordlessly, You and Cherri tune out to see that they are in the middle of nowhere as a massive space ship crashes in the distance as a mutated Poison Ivy runs past the screen before being shot and killed. You and cherri tune out again to see that they now stand surrounded by members of a galactic council as they're no longer sitting on their couch and are now dressed in outfits that allude to the Star Wars franchise

Galatic Council Leader: The Galactic Council would like to thank you for your acts of bravery in defeating the-

They tune it out to find themselves back in their living room dressed in tuxedos surrounded by insectoids. One of the male insectoids is carrying a female

Insectoid: The princess is ready for her wedding-

You and Cherri tune out once more to find themselves already married to the female insectoid who is now very old as Mike and Cam are broadcasting an interview with you and Cherri

Lois Lane: How does it feel to be married to a wife from another planet?-

They tune out one more time, and everything is back to normal

(Y/N): See? It simply went away.

[We then see a Japanese Man wearing a schoolgirl outfit]

(Y/N):Who the who is that?

The Japanese Man dances and claps whilst speaking in Japanese

Japanese Man: Ito maki maki, ito maki maki, ito ito, ton ton ton.

Cherri: I think we should stop tuning things out, we're kind of losing plot here.

(Y/N): Meh.

You and Cherri resume relaxing

Japanese Man: You're not going to ask me how I got here?

(Y/N): * you groan before coming up with an answer* Nah.

You and Cherri begin watching TV when an announcer is heard

Announcer: *On TV* Coming up next, Robot Dinosaur Destruction Derby...

You and Cherri: Ya-a-ay.

Announcer: ...has been replaced by a documentary about the Swedish sheet metal industry."

You and Cherri: Ugh.

Narrator: Gothenburg, nineteen-fifty-three...

You proceed to reach for the remote on the coffee table, but a spontaneous train passes by the house and vibrates the table to make the remote get further away from the feline's hand. Before you can grab it on the second try, the shockwaves from the motion of a dragon being ridden by the two eggheads further pushes the remote away. On the third try, you're about to use the contraption shown at the beginning of the episode to grab it, but is too startled by the outside, revealed as a simple backdrop, falling over and revealing the background of the Void

(Y/N): You know what? Forget it.

You then lie back down

(Y/N): Maybe there'll be a cool accident at the sheet metal factory.

We then see the television screen depicting real-world sheet metal workers

Narrator: And their factories are the safest in the world.

You and Cherri sigh disappointedly and hear a cellphone ring loudly, much to their annoyance. You sit up and answer the phone

(Y/N): What?

Caller: Do you want to play a game?

(Y/N): Oh, sure, I got a game!

Caller: Then how do we play?

(Y/N): Like this! *You hang up and sigh heavily*Man, why is the universe so determined to get us to move today? Wouldn't its time be better spent sorting out poverty or world hunger or those awful dog filters on HeroSnap?

The phone rings once again

(Y/N): What now?

Caller: The game is on. I'm here.

(Y/N): Then why are you calling me?! *You hang up*

The TV starts to glitch as a humanoid crawls out of their screen with unkempt, long, black hair and an extremely small frame. His body is covered in wrinkles despite not having any old age. You and Cherri sigh disappointedly

Humanoid: Really? You're going to do me like that?

(Y/N): Can we just not do this right now?

Humanoid: Do you know how long it took for me to do my hair? What, you think it's easy to look like this? You didn't even look at it. *You sigh, exasperatedly* Do you even want to know what's in the box? *The humanoid is holding a box, but after becoming sad, he sets the box down* Wow. Okay, I think I'm gonna go. *He opens the door* It was a cursed teddy bear with human teeth. It was gonna creep closer to you every time you looked away.

Cherri: Mm, wow, th-that sounds pretty scary.

Humanoid: Don't! The surprise is ruined now. *He is about to leave*

(Y/N): Wait up!

Humanoid: *He comes back in* Yes?

(Y/N): Pass us the remote before you go.

The Humanoid walks back in and picks up the remote off of the floor and hands it to you

Humanoid: Just one last thing before I-

He gets cut off when you change the TV and decides to leave. We see the same Japanese Man wordlessly standing to the left

(Y/N): You can go too, by the way.

Japanese Man: Okay. Hyah-ee!! Teleportation!

The Japanese Man disappears as he is enveloped in a rainbow

The doorbell rings, and You become excited

(Y/N): *Screams* Crepe delivery!

Cherri: I thought we weren't getting up.

(Y/N): No need to. *You start to yell* Uh, hey, can you post the Crepes through the mail slot?

Barry: What?

(Y/N): Ugh. W-what part of that didn't make sense?

Barry: Everything from "post" to "slot" if I'm honest, but the customer is always right, I guess.

Barry proceeds to push the Crepes through the slot, but the Crepes become a mess as soon as they're pushed through

Gumball: Did you bring the extra Icing?

The Icing is pushed through the slot

(Y/N): Okay, now feed your hands through the mail slot.

Barry: What? Why?

(Y/N): Do you want your tip or not, dude?

Barry feeds his arms through the slot

(Y/N): 'Kay, there's a shovel to your left, grab it. *Barry struggles to reach for the shovel, but manages to get it*

(Y/N):Now use it to flip the Crepes towards us.

Barry: What? That's crazy! I didn't sign up for this!

(Y/N): It says on your website that you deliver directly to us in under twenty minutes, and the clock is ticking, man

You turn on a game show to see that the countdown on TV is in sync with the time Barry has left: seven seconds. It is here that we see Pame is alive in this instance of reality

Barry: Eh, okay, okay!b

Barry shovels the food to the left, but uses the wrong end of the shovel

(Y/N) No, no, wrong end of the shovel

Barry turns it the other way. Despite using the correct side, he's flinging it to the right

(Y/N): No, wrong direction. Come on, buddy, time's running out.

Barry flings the Crepes in the correct direction, getting it all over the walls, floor, couch, and on yours and Cherri's faces. You and Cherri Lick each clean their own faces with their tongues and share a fistbump, satisfied with the service.

(Y/N):Mm-kay, now hold out the shovel for your tip!

The camera cuts to Barry holding the shovel as coins are thrown at him. The few coins that were on the shovel did not make it outside

Barry: There's nothing here!

(Y/N): Meh, keep the shovel then.

We see the household where Barry is shown driving away on his scooter

Barry: Okay thanks

Lightning strikes their house and destroys their TV. With an exasperated sigh, You take out your cell phone

Cherri: Are you calling the TV repairguy?

(Y/N): Nah, I'm video-calling Garth

Garth: Hey, man. Thanks for calling! Wanna hang out?

(Y/N): No.

Garth: Oh. Then what I can do for ya?

(Y/N): Turn your phone to the TV.

Garth: Okay! *Turns it to the TV* Anything else?

(Y/N): Yeah, stop talking, I'm trying to listen.

Garth: Okay. *Wheezes quietly*

(Y/N): Yeah, and can you stop breathing please? I can't hear.

Garth: No problemo! *He is heard holding his breath*

The sofa in the living room goes awry, knocking off you and cherri

Cherri Ow! What is going on here?

We then see the sofa is now a flat piece of cardboard

(Y/N): Alright, universe! Bring it on!

An electrical shock can be heard and the thermostat's temperature rises to 168 degrees, then keeps rising past 234 degrees

Cherri: Okay, maybe we need to at least deal with that.

(Y/N): Eh, in a minute.

Everything in the room, including you and cherri, starts to literally melt

Cherri: You said you'd deal with it.

(Y/N): I said I'd do it in a minute. You don't have to remind me every hour.

Cherri: I feel like I'm about to pass out.

(Y/N): Oh, good idea. Just lie down flatter. Uh, heat goes up, right?

You and Cherri lie down and seem to be getting over their discomfort when the news comes on

Reporter: We interrupt this week to bring you some breaking news. The police and fire departments are desperately trying to rescue a group of people who crashed their car on a freeway bridge. The authorities are unable to approach the vehicle due to the bridge's extreme instability; however, they say it may be able to support a lighter weight one, maybe two, one spider demon and one Cyclops demon.

[The group is revealed to be the the hero girls screaming as their lives are close to being ended. You and cherri are horrified and declare that they must save them]

(Y/N): Come on, Cherri, we gotta go!

The car seems to restablize

(Y/N): Wait, maybe not.

You and Cherri lie down, but the car seems like it is going to fall

(Y/N): *Rising up along with Cherri* Oh, no, we do have to go!

You and Cherri sigh, signifying assumed restabilization

(Y/N): Or maybe not.

Whenever they lean up, it restablizes. This occurs until you and Cherri decide to run out of the house

(Y/N): All right, all right, we're going! Man.

Garth is shown to have fainted from holding his breath

You and Cherri are shown outside of the house seeming as if they are running; however, it is revealed they are both relaxed on wheeled chairs. You and Cherri notice two workers blowing leaves with their leafblowers

Cherri: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

(Y/N): Yes. It'd be far too much effort to make the detour to get these leaf blowers.

Cherri: Exactly.

You and Cherri continue their slow journey in their chairs

(Y/N): Wait, I've got a better idea. We got wheels! We just have to stop and let the rotation of the Earth do the leg work for us.

They sit still, hoping to achieve their plan

(Y/N): *Giving up* All right, let's just call the cab company.

We the see the girls in the car, screaming. They stop due to Jessica's cellphone ringing; Jessica picks it up

Jessica: Hello? (Y/N)? What do you mean you need a ride? I'm dangling off a bridge here. No, I can't- No, Kara can't, either. We're stuck here in mortal d- Look, I don't have time for this.
*Hangs up*

Kara's cellphone rings; she picks it up

Kara: Hello? Yeah, sure I can. What time? *Notices infuriated
Jessica* Uh, I mean Jessica already said no, goodbye. *Hangs up*

We see you and Cherri , as you sigh in vain of getting a ride

(Y/N): *Sighs* No dice.

Cherri: Oh, I got an idea.

We see Jessica and the others waiting in her dangling car; Jessica's cellphone chimes

Jessica: *Reading* "Your order is being delivered-" Did anyone order anything?

After Kara shakes her head, you can be heard, catching attention of the hero girls

(Y/N): You mind moving forward a little? [Shown in a mail service van] A little more.

Luke, the driver, moves forward the van slightly

(Y/N)l: Little more.

Luke does it again

(Y/NK: Little more.

The van, moving forward once again, knocks over the barrier set up by the police

(Y/NK: Okay, perfect.

Luke: *Exiting van and holding you and Cherri packed as boxes* That'll be thirty-five dollars!

Jessica: What?!

(Y/N): Sorry, we couldn't be bothered to buy stamps, *Points to half a dollar and two coins taped on the box* so we improvised.

Jessica: *Sighs* Can you just help us out, please? *Throws her wallet at Luke*

Luke: *Falls from the wallet's impact; then, throws a single coin at Jessica* Here's your change!

The coin ends up hitting the trunk, causing the van to dangle off even further

(Y/N): *Worried* I'm coming!

You and Cherri slowly come toward the car

Cherri: We're not gonna make it! We're gonna have to get up from our chairs!

(Y/N): Not on my day off.

You come closer to the car, adjusts the height of his seat, and rests your legs on the back of the car, saving the Wattersons from falling off. You sigh, and the car's back wheels regain their grip, driving backward the Van away from its potential peril

Jessica: *Exiting the car* (Y/N) you did it!

Jessica Kara and Karen are shown in a pose, in anticipation to hug you

Kara: Come here, dude!

(Y/N): Nah, you come here.

Jessica, Kara, Karen: Ugh.

You and Cherri are shown back at their vegging on the couch, as if nothing had happened

(Y/N): *Yawns* So, what's left on our to-do list?

Cherri: *Pulling out to-do list* "Nothin'."

(Y/N)l: Well, I guess we better get on with it. *Operates his remote*

You and Cherri scream in terror as a message written on the wall above the television shows

(Y/N): *Reading* "This is a message from the future. The strange things that happened today were for a reason. And it was all the work of..." Oh, my gosh, Cherii.

Cherri: Who could be sending that message?

(Y/N): No, I mean I just found couch candy!

Cherri: Whoo-hoo!

You and Cherri eat said couch candy and resume their vegging; they sigh. The message continues with the words "ERR... FORGET IT..."