Narrator: Oh, a dark and stormy night. It's nights like these that remind me of the time (Y/N) and Babs thought they killed the health inspector. *laughs evilly*. 

The Stormy night becomes calm day and It was a bright and sunny morning. 

We then see Burrito Buckets where a guy drives up and stops in front of the restaurant. The scene zooms into his badge that reads 'Health Inspector'

(Y/N): *Taking a bath in money* Ah...That smells like... *gasps* ...the health inspector!  * You run up to Babs in a red rob* Wash your hands, clean the floors, change your underwear! The health inspector's here! 

both you and Babs are peeking out the kitchen window at the health inspector, who is writing on a clipboard

(Y/N): If he finds one health violation, he'll close us down for good. We've got to do everything in our power to make sure he passes Burrito Buckets.

Babs: But, (Y/N), there's no reason to worry. *eyes widen* Burrito Buckets is the most perfect place in the universe.

(Y/N): You really haven't got any brains at all, have you, Doll? *pushes Babs out the door* Just go out there and give him what he needs. Pour on the charm. Sweet talk him. 

Babs walks up to the health inspector, who is still writing on his clipboard at the table

Babs: What can I get for you...handsome?

(Y/N): *facepalms* We're doomed.

Health Inspector: I'm going to need you to bring me one of everything on the menu.

Babs: *walking backwards back into the kitchen* Excellent choice, my darling. Coming right up! 

Babs enters the kitchen, where you wait

Babs: He wants one of everything.

(Y/N): Then we'll give him a smorgasbord! *holds up a tray of a Burritos, a drink, some fries, and Fry bits* The future of Burrito Buckets is at stake! 

You and Babs run up to the health inspector

Babs: Try the  Kelp Burrito, sir! *stuffs it in the inspector's mouth* 

(Y/N): The Buttered potatoes are a touch of heaven. *stuffs it in the inspector's mouth*

Babs: The Powdered salsa is exquisite. *stuffs it in the inspector's mouth*

(Y/N): Fresh chocolate Pudding? *stuffs it in the inspector's mouth*

Babs: More Diet Red Tide? *stuffs it in the inspector's mouth*

(Y/N): Some Fried Flotsam? [stuffs it in the inspector's mouth]

Health Inspector: Please, lady and gentle spider! *swallows all the food in his mouth* Leave me to finish my work in peace. 

He clicks his pen, which is actually a fork that comes out. Later, the health inspector has eaten everything on the table and belches

Babs: And did the voluptuous inspector enjoy his meal?

Health Inspector: *writes on his clipboard* So far, so good. I just need to try a plain Burrito and my inspection will be finished.

Babs: *open kitchen door* He says if he gets one more Burrito, he'll pass us for the inspection!

(Y/N): *picks up Babs* Do you know what this means, doll? We're in the clear! 

You both dance off then leapfrog over each other, across the screen then do the can-can in dresses until a news report comes on tv

Johnny Elaine: We interrupt this can-can for a special news bulletin. Be on the lookout for a man who's been passing himself off as a health inspector in order to obtain free food. That's all for now. 

After hearing this You get angry 

(Y/N):  Free food?!

Babs: Maybe we oughta tell our guy about the phony impostor.

(Y/N): You looney loofah, he is the impostor! We've been duped!

Babs: Duped?!

(Y/N): Bamboozled!

Babs: We've been smeckledorfed!

(Y/N): That's not even a word, and I agree with ya!

You both look through the kitchen window at the health inspector, who is wiping his mouth off, finishing his drink, and cleaning his teeth with a toothpick

(Y/N): Look at him. I bet he never changes his underpants.

Babs: I bet he bites chemo bubbles

(Y/N): I bet his mom bought him that hat. *holds up a burrito* If that impostor wants a burrito, then by Neptune, we'll give him one. *Open the burrito and puts some volcano sauce in it* You're dancing' with the spider man now! Join me, las, or you're fired!

Babs: It doesn't seem right... *holds up a bottle of seahorse radish* ...but it feels so good! *dumps a spoonful in the burrito* horseradish, the gnarliest stuff in the world. 

(Y/N): Ohh, hold on, I've got a jar of toenail clippings in my office! 

You run off as Babs drops the burrito in the toilet

Babs: Oops, I dropped it in the toilet! 

You then run in with a smelly sock

(Y/N): Well, fish it out, and I'll dry it with me gym socks! 

We then see  a disgusting burrito with what appears to be pimples and green meat and a see through tortilla shell.

(Y/N): Why, that's the most diabolical burrito ever spawned! 

You and Babs are both wearing clothespins on your noses

Babs: I call it the 'Barf Burrito'. *both laugh*

Health Inspector: Hey, hurry up with that burrito! 

Babs runs in with the patty

Babs: *speaking quickly* Here you go, sir, enjoy. *runs back into the kitchen*

Health Inspector: Ah, hello, delicious. Come to papa.

Just as he was about to eat it a fly flies into his throat. He starts to choke

(Y/N): *listening from the kitchen* Listen, he ate it! [both look out from the kitchen window*Oh, look at him choke! [You and Babs  laugh] Look at him suffer! You and Babs keep laughing.] Did you see that, las? Oh man, the look on his face.

 The Health inspector slips on some packets of  condiments and bangs his head on the table. You and Babs are still laughing. Another TV bulletin comes on

Reporter: We interrupt your laughter at other people's expense to bring you this news flash. The fake inspector has been captured. Here is his picture.

The picture is shown on the tv

Reporter: If a health inspector comes to your restaurant and he's not this guy, he's real.

Babs: Phew, that's a relief, eh, (Y/N)? I'm sure our guy will understand if we just explain the situation. Then we can all have a good laugh about it.

(Y/N):*gasps*I don't think he'll be laughin', las.

Babs: Why, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Because that Burrito killed him! 

You both scream, check the inspector again, then scream again

Babs: (Y/N), what are we gonna do?

(Y/N): What's this "we" stuff? You fed him the tainted burrito. Looks like it's the stony lonesome for you!

Babs: But you told me to give it to him!

(Y/N): Well, you could've talked me out of it!

Babs: You're right, (Y/N), I'm guilty. I'll never survive in prison, they'll mop up the floor with me. 

You grabs Babs

(Y/N): Get a hold of yourself, las! We've got to get rid of this body before anyone sees it. We've got to take it out and bury it. 

We then see  you and Babs on a muddy hill.

Baba: *disgusted* Eww, gross, germs, it's all icky and corpse-y! *gagging and shrieking while constantly spraying it with disinfectant* Eww...eww… *dragging the body by a tissue*

(Y/N: This should be far enough. Now, get diggin'! *hands Babs a shovel*

Babs: Yes, (Y/N). 

while she was digging a big hole, her shovel hits something

(Y/N): What's the holdup down there?

Babs: There's a big rock in the way!

(Y/N): Well, toss it out and get back to diggin'!

Babs: *salutes* Aye aye, sir! *grunting as she tosses the huge rock behind him*

Health Inspector: Oh... where am I? *grunts as the rock hits him in the head knocking him out again, groans*

(Y/N): Somethin' ain't quite right.

Babs: What do you mean, (Y/N)? 

We then see the health inspector's head is out of the ground

(Y/N): His head's stickin' out!

Babs covers his head with more sand

Babs: Sorry, (Y/N). I thought he might need some air.

(Y/N): They don't need air where he's going.

Babs: Shouldn't we say a few words on his behalf?

(Y/N): Uhh, he was a credit to health inspectors everywhere, and, uhh...

Babs: *bawling* What a brave man, going in the line of duty like that. Why...why...why?! 

We then see you grab Babs

(Y/N): Listen here, ya little Chipotle. No one, and I mean no one can ever know about this. It'll be the end of you, it'll be the end of me. And worst of all, it'll be the end of me!

Officer Malley: *shines a flashlight on them* Stop right where you are! I'm afraid we're going to have to arrest the two of you. 

We then see Babs hanging on to you

Babs: (Y/N), I'm too young to go to jail! 

You covers her mouth

(Y/N): And what would be the charges?

Officer Malley: For not being at Burrito to whip us up a couple of dee...licious Burritos! 

both police officers laugh asy you laughs nervously

(Y/N): Laugh, las.

 Babs laughs. It rains. The rain makes the health inspector slide down the hill

Officer Nancy: Put that muddy shovel in the trunk and we'll give you a ride back.

Babs is still laughing until you hit her. you open the trunk and Babs puts the shovel in it

(Y/N): Babs, listen carefully. We're just getting a lift back to Burrito Buckets. I need you to stay calm and don't lose your cool, understand? 

We then see Babs looks down and goes in shock

Babs: Can I lose my cool now?

(Y/N): Why? 

Babs points to the health inspector, who is now down the hill. You Both scream, you grab the body and give it to Babs

(Y/N): Put him in the trunk, las! I'll keep them cops busy.

Officer Malley: What's the holdup back there? 

You starts talking to her as a distraction

Babs: Oh, sweet burrito! Get away! 

Babs throws the inspector in the trunk then sprays herself with disinfectant.

Babs: Ooh...ahh-ahh... *Slams the trunk on the health inspector, who was waking up*

Babs: A-hem... Okay! All set back here. Nothing unusual about a muddy shovel in the trunk. *laughs nervously*

(Y/N): All set. 

Babs slides in almost motionlessly

Babs: Ahh... *starts to shake*

Officer Nancy: You okay there, little girl?

(Y/N): Ooh, she gets carsick real easy.

Officer Malley: Well, buckle up and we'll drive real smooth-like. *drives off*

(Y/N): Now listen, Babs, when we get to Burrito Buckets I want you to take that *winks, says angrily* shovel and bring it around to the back entrance and stuff...er... I mean, stow it in the freezer. Un-der-stand?

Babs: I understand, (Y/N), but what do you want me to do with the bo... *is about to say "body"*

(Y/N): *grabs Babs's lips* ...ttles of soda! Bottles of soda, Same thing, put 'em in the freezer. 

Nancy stares at them funny. You and Babs laugh. We then see Burrito Buckets where Babs is bringing the body to the back

Babs: Oh, man, this is so gross! [tries the handle on the door, but there is a lock] The back door is locked! What am I gonna do?!

 We then see the inside of Burrito Buckets with Mallay and Nancy laughing. Babs enters with a big hat where the health inspector is in it

(Y/N): hey there, Babs. Heh. I thought you 

were out back taking care of that [angrily] shovel. *twitches & winks his eyes*

Babs: Well, the back door was locked, so I came around here...eh. *her hat sags over, and Babs puts it back in position* So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to put my hat in the freezer now. [walks to the kitchen very carefully]

(Y/N): Okey-dokey, Babs.

Officer Malley: Is that kid okay?

Officer Nancy: She's actin' a little funny.

(Y/N): Funny? Oh. Yeah. [laughs] she's a real cut-up, that one. She knows how to keep the crew in stitches. Good one, las! Always on, that one. There's no off on his funny switch. 

You laugh as Babs stumbles with the Health Inspector in her hat as Mallay, Nancey and Mr. Krabs look on

(Y/N): *laughing* Oh, ah, oh stop it. Oh, you're, you're killin' me. 

You then laugh as Babs  is trying to get through a door but his hat is too big. You bang the cash drawer open to distract the police.

(Y/N): Oh! Look, I almost forgot! It's open cash register night! First two customers get all the money in the cash register! *hands out the money. Babs gets her hat inside the kitchen*

Officer Malley: *listens to his walkie-talkie* 86 those Burritos, Arachnid. We just got a call about two ghouls burying a stiff over by Shallow Grave Road.

Officer Nancy: I want a soda. *You give her one*

(Y/N): Here's your soda. Always a pleasure to serve the folks in blue. Well, goodbye now.

Nancy takes a sip of her soda but notices there's no ice in it

Officer Nancy: Hey, there's no ice.

(Y/N): [nervous] Ice? Ice? You want ice? Is that what you want, you want ice? Is that what you want? 

We then see.Babs slides on screen

Babs: The dark deed you requested is done, sir.

Officer Nancy: [walks to the kitchen] I'll get it myself. Ice is in the freezer, ri...? [You run  to block the freezer door]

(Y/N): There is no ice! There's never been any ice. Ice is just a myth!

Officer Nancy: Step aside. You people act like you've committed a murder!

(Y/N): Okay! I confess! [points to Babs] Babs killed him!

Babs: What?! You can't pin this whole rap on me!

(Y/N): she was insane, out of control. She would've killed me too if you two hadn't come along.

Babs: It was all (Y/N)'s' idea.

(Y/N): Put her down now, she's a mad dog!

Babs: He wears curlers to bed!

(Y/N): Wait! It's not what you think!

Officer Nancy: What are you two talking about?

(Y/N): We killed the health inspector, buried him, and then stuffed his body in the freezer.

Officer Nancy: You mean in here? 

She opens the freezer, but it's empty

(Y/N): It's empty?

Officer Nancy: Is this some kind of a joke?

(Y/N): Yeah...a joke! [Babs giggles]

Officer Nancy: Say, maybe he turned into a zombie and walked out. 

everyone laughs but Just then a guy walks up moaning

Bans: [screams] It's the zombie! [the inspector turns the lights on]

Health Inspector: You guys should...

Officer Malley: [hits the inspector with an anchor] Take that, you zombie! [inspector now has a huge bump on his head]

Officer Nancy: I'll take it from here. [hits the inspector with a barrel] Die, zombie!

Officer Malley: Good police work, officer Nancy. Hey, this guy's not a zombie. He's just an ordinary health inspector.

Health Inspector: Yes. And at the risk of being hit again, I'd like to present you with this. 

He then gives you and Babs a note with the word 'pass' on it checked

Babs: Hey, (Y/N), look. We passed the inspection!

Everyone: Hooray! *everyone walks out of the kitchen*

(Y/N): Come on, everybody. Burritos at half price! Well, not really.

Health Inspector: [tries to crawl out] Oh, boy, I'd like a burrito. 

Then the door slams in his face. We then see the sky where it’s stormy again

Narrator: Well, that's the story. Yes, they are all idiots, aren't they?

A/N: Thanks to Dimitron75 for suggestioning the idea.