Vittu. My home is so fucking cold and I already had a problem with my hands shaking.... there are going to be a lot of misspellings. Trust me people. Noteworthily, I suck at English. (Not really noteworthy, y'all know that fact.)
~Eko.
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'"How fucking dare you endorse this?" Kyle asks, completely into act.

"I'm just saying, it's pretty okay to do this.... I mean, clearly, any other religion is out of place like they said," I act, shrugging slightly.

"How fucking dare you? We trusted you!" Bebe screeches.

"Kyle, Bebe, stop cursing!"

"He is fucking standing with these rules!" Kyle says.'

I smile as the others talk together, talking about what rules should come next.

"Wouldn't it be better to take over some bigger place?" I ask.

They all look at each other.

"We are not taking over anything! We're turning them to the right way of life!"

I nod slowly.

"How about turning people outside of this small mountain town?" I ask.

"I don't know, seems like something we wouldn't want to do. This would make a good safe place."

I nod, continuing my silence to keep myself in the group.

"Thinking about it... shouldn't we start pairing them by now?"

I feel the pressure immediately.

"Pair?" I ask.

"Of course! Who marries who and that all!"

I nod.

"You know them better. Who keeps who quiet?"

I sigh.

"Wendy and Stan," I say.

"Alright. Seems like a good pair, good genes."

Oh fuck, I will actually need to put gays with Lesbians I guess.

"Craig and Lola could hit it off," I say.

They nod along. Okay, people that get along!

I list a few people that I'm not as close with so they come on auto-pilot.

"Clyde and Bebe wouldn't be completely out of possibilities," I say.

They nod.

"Nichole with Kyle would work out. And Jenny with Token," I say.

They get along... I hope... I don't know.

"Tweek and Leopold?"

Oh fuck.

"I'm..... Leo with Red might actually work," I say.

I think about girls Tweek could get along with. Jenny would've fit here! Maybe Rebecca? My man is gay but if anyone, Rebecca.

"Tweek and Rebecca," I say.

But Rea isn't a lesbian so that could go from that side. Fuck me.

"Who would you be with?"

Oh shit I forgot I'm going to be one.... is it using my position if I say Millie? Considering I actually like her. Fuck.

"Millie'd fit with me I guess," I say.

They nod.

"Alright then. Meeting will end. See you all in a few days then."

I get up and leave the place. Outside, Millie and Jenny are waiting for me.

"How was it?" Millie asks.

"I..... it was a thing, I could assume," I say.

"Let's go, you can tell us all about it then," Jenny says.

We go to the house close by (Stan's house because still can't use Cartman's basement, he is saying that his whole house is off limits after the girls went over.)

"You're over!" Bebe says.

She hugs me. I sigh and get it.

"Good or bad first?" I ask.

"Bad I guess," Kyle says.

"How about... bad or worse?" I ask.

"Bad, worse, Good," Bebe says.

"So first of all, they aren't going to leave yet. More on that because I have an idea. Second of all, they wanna pair us up but were kind enough to put me to say who'd fit with who," I say.

They nods.

"Y'all, Kenny wouldn't betray us. He ain't like that. He totally put us with people we can try to survive with," Millie says.

I nod.

"Stan and Wendy are one. Lola and Craig, which came out of nowhere. Rebecca and Tweek, which I don't know the idea of either but fuck it. Red and Leo, Nichole and Kyle, Token and Jenny, Clyde and Bebe," I start listing.

"Aaaah'm (I'm) with ya?" Millie asks.

I nod. Oh shit, that wasn't a good idea.

"That's kinda awesome!" Millie says.

I nod. It really is kind of awesome.

"Well that's kinda good," Kyle says.

Token nods.

"Normally, people would put me with Nichole though," Token says.

Kyle nods.

"You get with her a lot," he says.

"Hey everyone," Stan says.

He walks into his house with Sparky next to him, with us all in and just casually says a hi.

"You're so muddy. What the fuck happened?" Wendy asks.

Oh yeah I didn't even notice that.

"Don't worry. Sparky just decided to run after a Male dog and boy he has a strong pull," Stan says.

Okay, I know like dog like the owner but for fucks sake, the fact both of them just shake off/just get off the mud in a very messy way might be the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.

"No no no no. Don't, Stan, no," Kyle says.

That's when I start cackling out loud. Stan is a dog!

"What? You want mud in your face?" Stan asks.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Kyle screeches.

They start running around the house, laughing like the good old times. I wish I had such good friends in my life.... Bebe is a good friends but I started getting friends too old to have someone like a brother like those two.... it's sad really.

"I swear to God!" Kyle says.

"Come on! You're not that bad!" Stan says.

"I'm not, you are, you smell like actual shit," Kyle says.

"I mean I did fall into Sparky's shit when he started pulling," Stan admits.

"That's it! Shower!" Kyle says.

"Isn't that my job? As his girlfriend?" Wendy asks me.

"I don't fucking know. All I can say is that those two are basically brothers. You'll never compete with Kyle for Stan's attention. It'll always be Kyle first," I say.

Wendy nods.

"Wouldn't dream of it. They're nice and adorable and have fun personalities that compliment each other. I'd never even try to put my foot in between those two. It wouldn't be fair because I know Stan would try to see Kyle less if I asked that. But no, I'm not that bitchy," Wendy says.

I nod.

"I know in some universes, you are," I say.

Wendy laughs.

"Obviously. But I don't like to think I'm a bitch. Sometimes and I'm sure if events were different, i would. But right now, I appreciate how much they are like brothers more than my relationship with Stan. I want someone to be my sister/brother like that," Wendy says.

"We could try to be that," I say.

"I'm in. We'll not get to that level but sure," Wendy says.

We both smile at each other, laughing.