Sorry I didn't update yesterday. I just don't have much to do at all... I'm so out of inspiration. But I needed something like this, i N E V E R discontinue unless I despise the story.
~Eko.
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For a months now, we've tried to get rid of the believers that are fucking over our lives. And every fucking day, a new rule comes. Nothing outrageous.... just the convention therapy being legal and shit. We're all just trying our best to hide how gay we are. No abortions is a rule as well but considering most of us are super gay and Stan and Kenny would be really careful, we have nothing bad here.

"So.... I have an idea," Kyle says.

We all look at him. When Kyle has an idea, it's not a laughing matter. He has great ideas every day but when he declares it, it must be absolutely brilliant.

"How about we break it from the inside?" Kyle asks.

"We don't want to break their religi-," Kenny starts.

"No no no. I mean, we lead them out by 'being' one of them," Kyle says, smiling.

"So we would pretend to enforce their rules?" Stan asks.

Kyle nods. Wendy comes back in.

"Sorry I'm super late! My teacher had a lot to tell me," Wendy says, sitting next to Stan.

"I'll gladly do it," Stan says.

"We don't need your hero complex to do this, Stan," Kyle says.

"Holy shit, that's not very nice of you to say," Kenny says.

"It's not but it's true. I'll do it," Kyle says.

"You are the least likely of us to turn towards their religion. They still are Christians," Bebe says.

Kyle nods.

"I could," Kenny says.

"Aaah (i) don't think so, Ken," Millie says.

She gets up.

"Aaah'll (I'll) do it then," Millie says.

"I don't know, Mil," Wendy says, clearly caught up now.

"I could," Lola says.

"And what happens if you get too angry and yell at them?" Wendy asks.

"Yeah," Lola says, looking down in shame.

"Hah. Ain't nothing wrong with having a temper, Lola," Kyle says.

"Well yeah I guess but still, it's not good for what we're trying to do here," Bebe says.

Wendy nods.

"How about I do it?" I ask.

"A b s o l u t e l y not," Lola says.

"You're not the good of me," I say.

"I'm not but I'm just saying you shouldn't. You wouldn't keep your cool for long enough," Lola says.

"I guess you can think that way. But I don't exactly get angry, I start questioning my existence and why I exist," Lola says.

"I should do it then," Bebe says.

"Bebe.... I don't think you could exactly take it either. You have been very vocal about hating all this," Red says.

"I mean I guess, i'll take that as a good reason," Bebe says.

"It's me then," Kenny says, looking around in case of objections.

"I don't know," Bebe says softly.

"Who else would we take? Cartman? You do realise I'm the most believable here?" Kenny asks.

"Aaah (I) mean... he ain't wrong about that," Millie says.

"See? Millie agrees with me here!" Kenny says.

"I don't know, she always agrees with you," I say.

Bebe nods.

"So does Bebe normally and you don't have anything against her here," Kenny says.

"Let the boy do what he wants," Craig mutters.

"Oi! I'm not a boy! I'm a man!" Kenny says.

"Whatever floats your boat then," Craig says.

"Okay. Who agrees that I do it then?" Kenny asks.

Kyle is the first to rise his hand.

"I agree with Kenny, he can do it," Kyle says.

Stan nods.

"I agree with Kyle," he says.

"Oh the gays back each other up," Bebe says.

"Just letting you know, I have a girlfriend," Stan says.

"I'm Pan," Kenny says.

"I meeean. I'm not gonna disagree," Kyle says.

They all laugh together. Goddamnit if Stan wasn't with someone and if Kenny and Millie weren't probably fucking it'd be so cute.

"I agree with Stan. Like you said, gays back each other up," Craig says, bringing the issue back to the table, unmoving.

"For the last time I'm not g a y. I prefer Demisexual thank you very much," Stan says.

"I agree with him," Token says, pointing to Craig.

"And I agree with Token," Clyde says.

"Then *gah* I'll agree with Clyde," Tweek says.

"Then I agree with him," Leo says.

"Eh fuck it, I'm gay as well. I agree with Leo," I say.

"Well I don't mind being umbrella termed as gay so I agree with my girlfriend," Lola says.

"I'll agree with Lola, I don't mind the umbrella term," Bebe says.

"I agree with Bebe then. Girlfriends stick together," Red says.

"Aaah (I) will agree with Red as a questioning individual," Millie says.

"Are we all gay?" Clyde asks.

"As an umbrella term, yup, most likely we all are," Kyle says.

"I'ma agree with Millie to keep this line going," Wendy says.

"I agree as a person who is gay as fuck, I mean, as an u m b r e l l a term. But yeah, I'm super duper gay so I'll agree with Wendy for it," Nichole says.

"It's decided then! I lead them the hell out!" Kenny says.

"We have to stage it though," Stan says.

"Did someone say stage?" Our theatre kids all ask at the same time.

"Oh that is not a fucking problem," Kyle says.

"What have I created?" Stan asks Wendy, quietly.

"I can't believe we are doing this," Craig say with a deep breath out.

"It's going to be kinda fun!" Bebe says.

Tweek is eagerly nodding along to what Bebe said.

"This is going to be... interesting," Token says.

"You bet your ass it will!" Bebe says.

She's really giddy. Theatre kids are crazy..... am I right or an i right?

"But don't bet your ass! It's too beautiful for that," Bebe says to Kyle.

"I think his is better," Kyle says.

He actually winks.

"I did not need to know that!" Stan says.

"You act like you didn't come talking to me when you fucked for the first time," Kyle says.

We're fucking 14-Wait no, Kyle turned 15 a couple of days ago.

"I'm the younger one! I'm allowed that privilege!" Stan says.

"Whatever floats your boat, goofball," Kyle says.

"I'm not a fucking goofball," Stan says.

"No. You're an angsty and angry goofball," Kyle says.

Stan rolls his eyes, muttering 'of fucking course'

"As adorable and funny as your lovers fight is, we need to move on," Wendy says.

"You're my girlfriend!" Stan says.

"Doesn't mean I can't think you two are adorable and act like an old married couple," Wendy says.

"Hear that, Stanny? We're an old couple!" Kyle says.

"You need to tune down your hanging out with Kenny," Stan says.

"Not my fault! He is like that anyway!" Kenny says.

"I can confirm that," Token says.