Facing the gleaming mirror,Trump sighed. It had been a year since he became president and it wasn't what he hoped,especially since his wife was leaving him.

His orange,Cheeto dust covered fingers touched his face,damn I am attractive why won't she care he thought. Melania stood in the doorway. She wore a short,teal dress that didn't leave much to the imagination. "We're leaving soon." She announced.

Melania Trump then rolled her eyes,then walked away. Then Trump pulled out his Iphone 666,And went to twitter.

The real donald trump
All this saying about my walls..when I can't use them to block my depression.

He pressed send,and soon decided to check a buzzfeed article...because why not. He scrolled past fifty things you didnt know about carrots number one will shock you, and twenty dollar cake vs free cake. Then another article seemed interesting.

FLAPPY BIRD ANNOUNCED TO BE BACK
Trump fainted in amazement