Flappy Felicia Patrica Bird was the richest member of the Bird corporation. However since twenty fifteen he was losing dollar dollar bills.

But he was back baby gay and proud of it. He took his Galaxy Note 7 just to show people he was blowing back up. Like a balloon.

He caught himself soon staring at an orange pineapple of man. Oh how Flappy loved a man in a suit. Donald J Trump man he got da rumps thought Flappy as he quickly left his building complex because Martha the chipmunk was arriving with her daily dose of botox in her hand. (She wasn't actually a chipmunk she was a shape shifter)

Donald Flappy said not noticing his pixelated cheeks (which one :p) turn a bright red