six | cats out the bag

JORDAN RIKI • 1:32AM
Come over?
read •1:33AM

JORDAN RIKI • 1:34AM
Ali, come on...

ALIANNA GREER • 1:34AM
it's alianna to you.

JORDAN RIKI • 1:34AM
She speaks!
read • 1:37AM

JORDAN RIKI • 1:40AM
You really know how to mess with
a blokes head, don't ya

ALIANNA GREER • 1:41AM
i think i've been pretty clear from
the start with what my intentions
were. if at any point i made you
think this could lead to a real
relationship, might i remind you
that i was most likely intoxicated.
we are strictly business now.
a business deal that was literally
your idea.

JORDAN RIKI • 1:52AM
Business partners can still hangout
Don't you need footage for your
vlogs?

ALIANNA GREER • 2:05AM
not at two in the morning.

JORDAN RIKI • 2:04AM
Come over in the morning then
It's been pouring all week so
trainings been cancelled.

ALIANNA GREER • 2:10AM
i'll think about it.

JORDAN RIKI • 2:11AM
So...
What're u wearing rn?

@aliannagreer has muted @jordanriki!

(@aliannagreer via snapchat stories!)

A DEEP PIT—NO, A TRENCH—HAD OPENED ITSELF AT THE BOTTOM OF ALI'S STOMACH AS SHE SAT IN THE BACK OF THE UBER. She bounced her leg up and down anxiously as they turned off the M1. In her pocket, she could feel her phone buzzing reverently—Silvia and Mira were blowing up the chat with the most filthy suggestions ever. She wondered if she could post them to Twitter and get them both cancelled.

"We are here," the Uber driver said, turning down the radio and staring expectantly at her as if to say 'get the fuck out of my car faster, I'm losing money just looking at you.'

Ali gathered her stuff as quickly as she could, swearing under her breath as her vlog camera fell under the passenger seat. "T—thank you!" She called out as she watched the car speed off, finally.

Inhaling sharply, she pulled her phone free from her jeans and sent the text.

Not even two minutes later, there he was. Clad in footy shorts (because, of course he was) and a band t-shirt that she couldn't quite make out. "Took 'ya long enough," he said, grinning down at her.

She didn't reply, she just rolled her eyes and brushed past him towards the lobby. He tried to open the door for her but she just glared up at him and opened it herself defiantly.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning," he tried to joke in the elevator—32 floors of silence didn't exactly appeal to him.

She crossed her arms and huffed. "The barista purposely messed up my coffee because she recognised me from my old videos with myl—my ex." She stared up at the mirrored top of the elevator and muttered, "I guess she chose to believe his pathetic excuse for an apology video."

"Will you go ballistic if I ask what happened?"

"Yes."

"Do you want me to carry your bag? It looks heavy," he asked after a moment.

She looked down at the black duffel she transported her vlog camera in and back up at him. "If you want," she replied in a monotone, offering the handle to him.

"I feel like every kid wanted to be a YouTuber when they grew up," he told her. "Like Markiplier. . ."

Fighting with herself, Ali let out a laugh at the idea of this big strong man watching Markiplier in his downtime. Her laughing at him seemed to satisfy him because his uneasy smile finally turned into a genuine one as the elevator doors opened.

"You want an actual tour this time?" He asks, shouldering his door open and holding it for her to go past.

Ali cringed at the memories surfacing but nodded. She felt guilty for being so rude to him constantly.

He gently placed her bag on his kitchenette before putting an arm lightly around her shoulders and guiding her through the different rooms. She'd really only seen his bedroom before so, it was nice to know where the bathroom was and where he kept a stockpile of bottled water (she could've really used that on both mornings after).

They'd ended up in his bedroom by the end of the tour. Alianna stood in the corner as he rummaged through his laundry basket—she wasn't going anywhere near that bed again.

"Ah-ha!" He called after a moment. She watched him skeptically as he turned back to her with two neon pieces of fabric in his hand. "I believe, these belong to you—"

"Oh, my god," she groaned as she watched her two lost g-strings dangled from his pointer finger. "Give me those—" She reached out for them but he quickly moved them out of her reach.

"What's the magic word?" He asked in a sing-song voice.

"Jordan, give me my underwear back," Ali demanded, attempting to lunge for them again but he caught her wrist with his free hand.

"I said word not sentence," he chuckled, making a buzzer sound.

Alianna narrowed her eyes at him. "Please?"

Jordan grinned at her, exposing his crystal-white teeth. "That wasn't so hard, was it?" He lowered his hands and she snatched them at the speed of lightning. This only made him laugh at her again.

Ali rolled her eyes and stormed out of his room. Jordan scrambled to follow her. She was shoving her underwear in a side pocket of her bag. "I came up with a loose script for a boyfriend tag style video," she told him matter-of-factly as she pulled out a couple sheets of paper from her bag and pressed them against her chest.

"I thought you wanted to be authentic and real?" He asked, eyeing the pages suspiciously.

"Even Markiplier would've probably scripted his videos, somewhat," she replied, rolling her eyes. "Now, where's the lighting good in here?"

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MIRATIOWOOHOO: finally!!!!!!!!!!!!
     ↳ SILVIAODAIR: didn't know how long i could keep
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USER2: my brain isn't braining

USER3: back off bitch he's mine
     ↳ ALIGREER: cry

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☀️ KK SPEAKS!
     okay um let's not talk about the awful manip of jordan & ali 🫣🫣 also the format of this chapter was a bitchhh

     the support this fic has received in the last 48 hours is astronomical. each & every single person who's read this has been the sweetest person ever!! thank you for all your kind words. it means so much to me, truly.

edit : i made a new manip — what do you think ???