(( So, I'm planning on making Elephant Ears in our OWN KITCHEN and eating them, not at a fair but our kitchen. I've never had them before, so if you guys know how they taste, please tell me before I do it. ))

(( Why did I bring up the Elephant ears, one because I want to, and two because...I don't know :/. ANYWAYS, I just want to let you guys know, once again, I am not quitting Wattpad JUST YET. Just because I'm not posting, doesn't mean I quit. ))

(( Also, nobody said I'm quitting, I'm just saying it if you think it. BUT ANYWAY, I wanted to share some irony I found a while ago. You wouldn't know, but today I went to the dentist, and it was pretty fast. But anyway, this is a story from maybe a year or a few months ago, and this is what happened. ))

(( So I and my mom were driving to the dentist, and we just drove through and were about to park, when we saw one of the dentists outside. It was most likely her lunch break, and can you guess what she was doing? Smoking. ))

(( At first I was like, is this okay? Does the place ALLOW this? I don't know, but I don't think this woman should be smoking at a dentist place, just doesn't seem right. And then I remembered something from Health Class (( Health Class coming in handy for once.)). Smoking is bad for you, we all know, but there is one side-effect that makes this hilarious and ironic. Can you guess? ))

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(( It turns your teeth yellow and they will turn black and almost moldy if continued. I told this to my mom as we passed, and we had a good chuckle while in the car. We instantly forgot about it after that...BUT NOT TODAY SUCKa, I'M SHARING THIS STORY! ))

(( Irony anyone? No? Maybe? I recently lost the definition of irony during an ELA class a few months ago, so now I'm confused. But eh, I thought it was funny. JUST A SMALL LITTLE STORY! BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SKELETON CHILD IN DANGER. ))