Dear the boy who doesn't know what he would do without me,

Really? But how do the protections keep from Muggles finding it? I mean it would be pretty hard to miss a gigantic castle.

Yeah we do, we really do.

I'm sorry but the Slytherin house sounds shit. You're not doing a good job at selling it to me. First the whole Dark Lord thing and now it only accepts Pure-blooded wizards and witches. So basically, its a biased, evil wizard making house? Sounds grand, doesn't it?

Wow, Hogwarts has quite an extensive history. I mean not only did one of the founders create something to kill off Muggle-born witches and wizards, it also occupied a teen who soon became one of the most feared and renowned names in wizarding history. Not to mention, they now have the miracle that is you who somehow managed to survive the Killing Curse. I mean, you can't make this stuff up, can you.

You really do belong in Gryffindor, don't you? If I heard a voice that was saying it was going to kill, I'd be on the next train home and living out my life as an ordinary Muggle.

Also wouldn't the Heir of Slytherin actually have to be a Slytherin? So why would people accuse you of it?

You can talk to snakes?! Wow and to think I thought nothing else could surprise me when it came to you, Harry. Also how did you find out you could talk to snakes? Do you just have snakes slithering around in the corridors or something and you happened to cross one and try speaking to it?

Also how did you acquire this diary? Was it just laying around? Did someone give it to you? I know you said you wanted to cut the story short but I feel like lots of useful information was missing. I mean I'm following the story fine but there are a lot of gaps missing. I mean it's partly down to you but maybe I'm just being really nosy.

The diary wrote back to you?! Like it had its own conscience. Jesus, if I were a witch I wouldn't trust anything in the magical world.

Someone died? I thought you said the people attacked only ended up in a paralysed state, not dead.

Right, so let me get this straight. Ginny, was taken and placed in the Chamber of Secrets and was dying? Your school has some serious security issues. As well as this, you and Ron were what? Twelve at the time and you figured it all out well before your actual teachers did? No wonder you lot always get into trouble and dangerous situations.

Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me that Voldemort possessed his old diary, placed it at Hogwarts and what? Hoped someone would pick it up so he could open the Chamber again? I take it he agreed with Salazar's views of blood purity then? Wait but then doesn't that mean that Tom is the heir of Slytherin? So he's a descendant of Salazar Slytherin himself?

Also on top of that, the diary was possessing an innocent girl to do horrible things around the school while Tom was getting stronger from it? And you fought off a giant snake? Harry, you were twelve! What the actual fuck? I can't wrap my head around it all. Jesus, I take back everything about wanting to be a witch. I seriously don't after hearing all this. You've put me off wanting to join the wizarding world. I'll carry on and enjoy my boring yet safe life as a Muggle.

What I don't get is how the hell did a giant snake go around and attack people without anyone noticing? As well as this, how did this Basilisk attack people? You said that the people ended up in a paralysed state but surely a giant dirty snake would just go around and bite and eat people? I mean don't get me wrong, I'm glad it didn't and most people made it out safe but I just don't understand how it actually hurt people without actually hurting people and just Petrifying them as you said.

How'd you destroy the diary then in the end? If Tom had enchanted it, I bet it wasn't as simple as just ripping it up, was it? Also I'm glad that Ginny was okay in the end, but how did she manage to get hold of the diary in the first place? Was she the one who stole it from you?

Also your teacher tried to do a runner? I mean Dumbledore is simply great at picking out teachers for you, isn't he? I mean one tried to do a runner, another just bullies students and now you've got one that accuses you of being a liar.

Harry, I know it's frustrating being told the same thing but we're only looking out for you. This Umbridge is clearly trying to rile you up so try and not fall for the bait. Getting detentions with her is just another excuse for her to torment you, so just continue to bite your tongue around her.

If you didn't have all these detentions maybe you'd be able to stay on top of your work and then you'd have more free time. Maybe if you thought like that then you'd be more motivated to concentrate and not answer back to the she devil.

As for my life, not much is happening. I go to school, spend most of the day complaining to Cass about how much work we have and occasionally take a break to bitch about people we don't like. Then I go home, eat dinner with my family, do my homework and then spend the rest of the evening with my family, maybe watching a movie or something of the sort. I love it though.

You can make it through this year, Harry. I know you can. Just think, next summer you can spend most of the time with me so you won't have to face the Dursleys and then you'll be off to your friend Ron's again. We'll make it your best summer yet so you have that to look forward to as well.

Anyway, I'd better go. Cass has been ringing me none stop for the last five minutes. You'd think it was an emergency but no, she just wants to gossip about the newest episode of the Vampire Diaries.

Love,

the girl who asked way too many questions in this letter (I wish I could say I was sorry about it.)

(Again, no offense is meant when I talk about the Slytherin House. I know and love multiple slytherins (my friends) so yeah, please, please don't take offense. If you're slytherin then I still love you.)